Conversation with Victor in the car:
Me: Holy fuck. Did you just see that sign? Herman Munster is selling real estate.
Victor: Well, the recession’s hard on everybody.
me: I’m just shocked that he’s still alive.
Victor: Of course he’s alive. He’s a fucking Frankenstein.
me: Frankensteins aren’t immortal. They’re…un-dead. With a hyphen.
Victor: No, they’re reanimated.
me: Exactly. Just like Jesus.
Victor: JESUS WAS NOT FUCKING REANIMATED. Wait, haven’t we already had this conversation?
me: Probably. We’ve been married 14 years. We’re bound to be in reruns by now.