Today I wrote a post on my sex column about all the really horrific google searches that bring people to my blog (but that I didn’t want to write about here because that’s just going to result in even more people finding my blog when searching for “What can meth do to your vagina?”) but the thing is that there are plenty of horrific search results for my blog that don’t have anything to do with sex at all. Probably. Actually, hard to tell, now that I think about it.
Actual google searches that lead people to my blog last week:
I think the most baffling one is “Mother fucker” because first of all, I think you spelled it wrong. Unless you meant for there to be a space in the middle. In which case? Ew. And secondly, exactly how far do you have to wade through the Google results for “mother fucker” to find my blog? It’s disconcerting.
Updated: Huh. Apparently? Not that far.
If I had a resume this would be on it.