It’s Sunday, which means it’s time for the weekly wrap-up and since I’m two weeks behind it’s going to be longer than usual, which is helpful since it gives you more stuff to look at when you’re at work on Monday, and it’s a proven fact that people are more efficient after having short mental breaks so basically the fact that you’re here means you deserve a raise and also that your company should probably be paying me to distract you. You’re welcome, America.
What you missed on Ill-advised:
What you missed on Good Mom/Bad Mom on the Houston Chronicle:
What you missed on my sex column (which is satirical and vaguely safe for work if your boss isn’t a complete douche-canoe):
What you missed in my shop (tentatively named “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- People are way less bitchy to you when your wearing this shirt for some reason.
- It’s like a disclaimer for life.
- Carry on, motherfucker.
What you missed on the internets:
- Today’s the last day to vote in the 2011 Bloggies. I give you full permission to not vote for me in the categories I’m nominated in but there are some really amazing new writers to discover. For instance, I’d never heard of this blog and I’m not a foodie but her photography sucked me in.
- After the scandal of being disqualified in 2010 because I hadn’t been a czar for a full year, justice was finally served when the Shorty Awards were forced to announce me as a finalist in the field of politics. Now it’s all in the hands of MC Hammer. Not making this up, y’all.
This week on Shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
This week’s wrap-up sponsored by Sandrandan Jewelry, which I fucking love (and wear) in real life. Especially her steampunk stuff, which looks like the kind of jewelry Dumbledore would give you to turn assholes into cheese, or to control sea monsters. I highly recommend. (PS. Type BLOGGESS into the coupon box when you check out and get 15% off through 2/28.)