This isn’t a real post. It’s just a bunch of follow-ups to old ones:
1. My laptop is still stolen. The airline is still silent on what they found on their video cameras. I’m still incredibly stupid for trusting American Airlines with it. They offered me $900 in vouchers which I told them I don’t want. Luckily though, I’ve made enough money off of my stickers (version 1 and 2) to replace my old laptop. That is the beauty of buying a very cheap laptop. GIANT THANK YOUS GO HERE.
2. me to Victor: I just got invited to speak at a blog conference in Kokomo.
Victor: You’re not going to Kokomo.
me: You can’t tell me what to do.
Victor: …Because Kokomo is a fictional island invented by the Beach Boys.
me: OH. Wait…I meant Kosovo. That’s a real place, right?
Victor: This is why you never get the blue pie when we play Trivia.
3. The first ever bloggess book club starts in 8.5 hours (7p central) and we’ll be discussing the first few chapters right here. There will be a new discussion thread here tomorrow to discuss chapters 3 through 7. Unless this whole thing fails miserably. Then I’ll just show up and talk about ponies and how to make booze slushees.
4. There is no number 4.
5. Hailey made a fruit bat headband because she’s really into fruit bats right now (?) and the cats have taken to wearing it whenever they’re resting. It’s like a fucking sleeping mask for cats who want to seem ready for an attack even when they’re unconscious. There’s not a joke in here. This is just my life. Ferris Mewler right now: