So, I saw this on Pinterest…
…and I was like, “Holy hell. Yes. This happens to me every damn week when I try to sign up on a new website” and so I went to pin the picture on my board and then I got this message:
So basically I tried to pin a picture explaining how baffling it is when your computer is like, “What is wrong with you? You’ve already done this, asshole” and then my computer was like, “What is wrong with you? You’ve already done this, asshole.”
Awesome. Things are worse than I thought. Unless, of course, I thought it was worse than this at some point in the past but I’ve just forgotten just how bad I once thought that it was. I really can’t be trusted at this point.
Ps. No worries if you miss today’s post because I assume next year this’ll happen again and I’ll write almost the exact same post all over again.
PPS. Is it just me? Am I just getting old? Or is it just that we have so many things in our heads nowadays that they have to be purged often so we have more room for algebra formulas and videos of cats falling off tables?
And in other news, it’s time for the weekly wrap-up: What you missed in my shop (Named “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- As requested, THE BLOGGESS IS MY COPILOT mugs. This might seem a bit sacrilegious because Jesus is supposed to be your copilot, but Jesus is always having to “take the wheel” and give people piggie-back rides on the beach and be your copilot but technically Jesus never drove, so maybe stop making him your chauffeur. Also, why do the same people who say “Jesus, take the wheel!” always have those bumper stickers that say “In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned”? It seems a bit selfish. “Jesus, take the wheel! (Unless I’m already in heaven and in that case just let this car run into an animal shelter, because fuck those cats.)” I might be misinterpreting that though. I haven’t got the part in the Bible where Jesus got his learner’s permit.
What you missed on the internets:
- Kick-ass stuff I pinned.
- Wil Wheaton made me a bit weepy.
- Beyoncé is now a Small God.
- 5 points for whoever guesses why Anne was at my house. Hint: Two of my three cats were involved.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome: