Apparently National Cat Day was October 29th and I missed it, so I guess that explains why Ferris Mewler threw up in my shoe. In my defense, it was just World Cat Day in August. Why do cats need so many days? No clue. But to make up for whatever I did to offend the cats I’m sharing the pictures I took of Ferris Mewler, who was ignoring me badly in spite of the fact that he would starve without me:
Is it just me or is he flipping me off in that last picture? Because I think he is.
This is exactly why people prefer dogs, Ferris.
And now, the weekly wrap-up of awesomeness:
Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- It’s what we say in the South. Because we’re very polite even when we’re dealing with an asshole.
- As requested, religious business cards you can customize with your new title. And then you can hand them out whenever other people give you their religious pamphlets and they’ll leave you alone.
Shit that I’m vaguely involved with on the internets:
Shit you should buy or steal because it’s awesome:
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