So yesterday I had a weekly wrap-up to write but I didn’t because I am irresponsible and also I was very busy trying to not get Victor arrested and finding a home for a dead owl.
Let me explain.
Victor is in Japan and he found this adorable, old, tiny taxidermied owl at a flea market and bought it for me because the way to my heart is old dead things.
But my father is here and is a taxidermist and has to know all the rules on birds of prey and turns out that if Victor brings an owl home he might end up in jail. I considered whether jail was worth it because Owlexander Hamilton already had a tiny place in my heart but Victor is too pretty for jail so instead we needed to find a new forever home for a forever dead flea market owl who can’t leave Japan.
This was a job for twitter…clearly.
And twitter was up for it. THIS IS WHY SOCIAL MEDIA EXISTS.
Within an hour a lovely family had agreed to accept Owlexander into their home. And all was right with the world.
Until I realized I forgot it was Sunday and didn’t do this weekly wrap-up but technically I think it’s still Sunday in Japan so let’s just say this counts.
On to the wrap up!
Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- Nowhere Bookshop News!
- And more.
- And more. It’s been a busy month.
- Never stop sending me fan art.
- Love this.
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