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Where the hell am I?

Tomorrow I leave to visit Utah for the first time, as I was asked by several Mormons to be an Ignite speaker about “anything that you’re passionate about. Your choice.” Most people are already cringing at the terrible repercussions of letting me speak about anything I want, but when I told them I wanted toContinue reading “Where the hell am I?”

I apologize in advance for disappointing you

Um…hi. So apparently my blog went viral and/or bacterial with my last post. This seems like the kind of thing people dream about, but since I don’t get paid by traffic it really just meant that my servers crashed and a lot of angry people yelled at me that I should kill myself in reallyContinue reading “I apologize in advance for disappointing you”

Well, that’s not flattering.

I’ve been a bit MIA this week, but today I logged onto the computer to find that my klout score is quite strong, and that I’ve become very influential…in the field of Satan. Frankly, I didn’t even know that was an option. It’s like finding out that I’m an accidental prodigy, and also that I’veContinue reading “Well, that’s not flattering.”

I’m also getting a lot of spam insults from foreign robots. Which is sad, because this is probably going to put a lot of local trolls out of business.

Actual comment I just got: “Your site looks very interesting to me. I found it doing a search for butt hairy woman.” For the love of God, let that be spam. **** And now, this week’s Shit-I-did-when-I-wasn’t-here: (Illustration courtesy of the lovely @MissMortis) What you missed on Ill-Advised: Lesson 17: Maids. Not Murders. What you missed on GoodContinue reading “I’m also getting a lot of spam insults from foreign robots. Which is sad, because this is probably going to put a lot of local trolls out of business.”

FINALLY, CDC.

If you strive for constant vigilance the way I (and most of the readers of this blog) do then you are already aware that the Center for Disease Control has finally released recommendations on how to prepare yourself for the zombie apocalypse. Most of their tips are fairly good but their list of suggested suppliesContinue reading “FINALLY, CDC.”

I’m writing a bunch more comments than I’m getting credit for

I read lots of blogs. I laugh and/or cry at them. I write long, thought-out, vaguely-witty comments. I fill out my email address and blog url and name above the lengthy comment and hit “submit comment”. I wait several impatient seconds while your blog thinks. Your blog shows me my comment and asks me ifContinue reading “I’m writing a bunch more comments than I’m getting credit for”