blogging about blogging again – Page 11

I’d laugh but I can’t stop crying.

This post sounds like I must be exaggerating for effect but I’m not. This was an actual pitch, y’all… Pitch: We’ll pay you $500 for a total of 175 active text links at the bottom of 35 of your most popular blog posts. me: Okay. That’ll cost $43,750. Pitch: We will pay you $400. PleaseContinue reading “I’d laugh but I can’t stop crying.”

Mother’s Day marketing gone horribly wrong.

My sister (Lisa) just emailed me a screenshot of the Poison mug I made on Zazzle. Lisa: “Aww. Nothing says ‘Sentimental gifts for mom‘ like a great big mug full of poison.”

MISSING.

Oh, awesome. I really thought I had a post ready for today because I had one in my draft folder scheduled for today that was titled “MISSING” but I just opened it up to check it and there’s nothing there. It’s totally blank. I suspect it’s maybe an ironic practical joke that I decided toContinue reading “MISSING.”

Of conferences and anxiety disorders

Sorry I’ve been MIA. I was in New Orleans at the Mom 2.0 Summit where I spoke about the time I got crabs of the hand from a Japanese sex dungeon. (FYI…when I got back to America I found out that it was just a rash from petting some rabbits but I never actually clarifiedContinue reading “Of conferences and anxiety disorders”

Honestly, it’s sort of hard to argue with any of these.

Several people sent me links to this new site that analyzes your past tweets and comes up with what your next tweet will probably be according to your personality and past habits. I assume the average person gets stuff like “I need coffee” and “Good morning everyone!” Not me. Things that “Yes, That Can BeContinue reading “Honestly, it’s sort of hard to argue with any of these.”

Dude. You’re totally here. I’m not even sure why you keep asking.

According to Alexa, one of the very top queries from search engines that directs people to my blog is “YOU’RE AN IDIOT”. It seems confusing and sort of needlessly insulting but I just looked it up myself and Google was all “Oh, you must be looking for the bloggess“. Awesome. Apparently I also score veryContinue reading “Dude. You’re totally here. I’m not even sure why you keep asking.”