Giant squid phobia – Page 2

I’m on a lot of painkillers, part 2

Okay. So turns out that my finger is broken, but only in the way that the rest of me is broken, i.e., no bones are shattered but it’s still technically fucked up and useless. Thus, I’ve had to type everything this week using one hand and I deserve a medal for this. But I haveContinue reading “I’m on a lot of painkillers, part 2”

I’m on a lot of painkillers

So last weekend Victor’s company had a family retreat on a cruise-ship, which would have been nice if I wasn’t terrified of water, giant squid, flying and fucking everything else involved in this trip. Still, you can’t say no to a free family vacation (because Victor wouldn’t let me) so we packed up and headedContinue reading “I’m on a lot of painkillers”

This is too long for one post but I’m too lazy to do two.

This is a really, really long post and I should probably break it into two parts but I suck so I’m going to tell you when part two is, and you can walk away and come back tomorrow if reading more than 10 paragraphs bothers you. Except I just made this longer by adding thisContinue reading “This is too long for one post but I’m too lazy to do two.”

I’m not dead but I was technically in prison so I have a good reason for not posting

I’m alive. Got back from my Navy trip yesterday and I’m still exhausted and trying to sober up but I figured you guys would be worried if you didn’t hear from me so here’s a quick taste of what happened: I got on a plane with Guy Kawasaki, Dennis Hall, Charlene Li, Beth Blecherman, Jen Leo, Pamela Slim, Andrew Nystrom, Jennifer Van Grove, JenniferContinue reading “I’m not dead but I was technically in prison so I have a good reason for not posting”

OhMyGod, shut up, me.

This is a terrible video blog about my trip to get eaten by giant squid with famous people next week. Also, a lot of this information might be totally wrong because I’m kind of high right now bad with details. Also I’m not this blue in person but I am totally this annoying. Part 2:Continue reading “OhMyGod, shut up, me.”

Lions are nature’s assholes

“GO FASTER.” When I first saw this I was all “Yeah lion, we get it. You’re too good to walk” because this is exactly the kind of asshole move a lion would make but it turns out it’s some sort of bizarre circus act celebrating the 59th anniversary of Chinese communism because apparently China thinks lions aren’t dangerous enough. ForContinue reading “Lions are nature’s assholes”