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It’s like a lemonade stand, but not at all.

My 10-year-old daughter got a “fashion sketchbook” last Christmas and she uses it to draw obscure t-shirt designs and astronaut suits and clothes for cats. She showed me one design that seemed particularly confusing. She’d started with the phrase “I PUNCH LIKE A GIRL” because she thought it was empowering (plus also anyone questioning her wouldContinue reading “It’s like a lemonade stand, but not at all.”

Well that’s…huh.

Did you know that if you search for “giant dildo” on Amazon my first book is the 4th thing that shows up? Not that I was searching for giant dildos. I mean, I was but only because someone else told me that if you search for “giant dildo” my book pops right up (Her: “It’s awesome that yourContinue reading “Well that’s…huh.”

IT’S HERE. IT’S HERE. IT’S HERE.

Look what just came in the mail, you guys! The real, final copy of my book. It feels so real and heavy and substantial and holy crap, y’all, after years of work and doubt it’s actually done. Well, not done done because the book tour starts in four weeks, but still. And I heard Victor inContinue reading “IT’S HERE. IT’S HERE. IT’S HERE.”

Will a signed copy of my book one day be worth one million dollars? Almost probably.

So, I was asked to sign some collector copies of FURIOUSLY HAPPY for people who wanted a signed book but didn’t want to go to a signing and I said I’d do it, but then I got a draft of the signing page and it said something like, “This limited, signed, 1st edition has been specially bound” and it felt like itContinue reading “Will a signed copy of my book one day be worth one million dollars? Almost probably.”

Let me be frank.

This week I spoke at frank in Florida and it was lovely. Click here to see the glorious magnificence of my hotel room. I highly recommend checking out all of the speeches but if you have 30 minutes and want to see mine you can check it out here. You have to fast-forward to the endContinue reading “Let me be frank.”

My grandparents would be very proud. Maybe.

You guys. My book has now been translated into Czech, which is awesome because my dad’s parents are Czech and if they were still alive I think they would be very proud. Or they’d change their names and pretend they were Bolivian. I never know what the covers are going to look like so it’s alwaysContinue reading “My grandparents would be very proud. Maybe.”