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Puerto Rico, part one: Things I learned in first class

(Taken directly from my journal because I’m lazy.) Things I learned on my trip to Puerto Rico: 1. The President’s Club at the airport offers free alcohol. Surprisingly, no one is drunk. 2. There are no President’s and lots of old white people in the President’s Club. Disappointing on both parts. 3. I just figured out why no oneContinue reading “Puerto Rico, part one: Things I learned in first class”

If my blog was a cocktail party, someone would be topless

I like to randomly click though my comments and pretend that I’m throwing a cocktail party for all my friends and that I’m just picking up little bits and pieces of their bizarre, disjointed conversations as I drunkenly push my way to the bathroom. For example: Nonlinear girl: What kind of Christians are these that have such a bigContinue reading “If my blog was a cocktail party, someone would be topless”

I’m huge (and/or hated) in Belgium

Whenever I find a new blog that’s linked to me or put me in their blogroll I always go over and leave a comment but lately The Bloggess is showing up on blogrolls of people who don’t blog in English and that’s making it a bit difficult. Like the one that showed up on technorati this morning that seemsContinue reading “I’m huge (and/or hated) in Belgium”

People in Canada are making me feel stupider than normal

Apparently famous blogger Bub and Pie just heard that at the Blogher conference I insisted that she lived in London, England rather than London, Canada (which I didn’t even know existed). I’m having flashbacks about the time that Marnie had to explain to me that although yes, she was British Columbian that didn’t actually mean she was British or Columbian. It’s almost enough to make meContinue reading “People in Canada are making me feel stupider than normal”