PLEASE SEE UPDATES BELOW! Today marks the SEVENTH (!) annual James Garfield Miracle. Short story: I bought a very jolly but kinda f-ed up boar head (named James Garfield) and Victor thought I was crazy so I sold some homemade Xmas cards to make up the $90 I paid for him but I made soContinue reading “UPDATED: The Seventh Annual James Garfield Miracle”
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Hey. Do you need something?
Okay. Next week we’re doing the 7th Annual James Garfield Miracle. Every year I think it will be the last and every year the people who were helped in the past ask me if it’s going on again because they’re now back on their feet and they want a chance to give back and thisContinue reading “Hey. Do you need something?”
Season’s Greetings, you magnificent bastards.
It’s Christmas! Which is full of awesomeness and glitter and also a lot of conflicting emotions and sometimes depression, which seems even worse than normal because it’s a day when you’re supposed to be happy. But that’s okay because it’s just a day, y’all, and I’m giving you full permission to be joyful, or nostalgic, or sad,Continue reading “Season’s Greetings, you magnificent bastards.”
UPDATED: The Sixth Annual James Garfield Miracle
Did you know it’s December? Because it is. And I’m freaking out because where did this year go and what am I doing now that book tour is finally over? Answer: Feeling a little lost. Which is the perfect reason to do something awesome and also why we are going to do the 6TH ANNUAL JAMESContinue reading “UPDATED: The Sixth Annual James Garfield Miracle”
You are the best Godzilla ever.
Hello! This is a disjointed post as my is family here for an early Christmas since my dad will be manning his taxidermy shop on actual Christmas. Because nothing says “Happy birthday, Jesus!” like being elbow-deep in a warm deer. I just want to say such an enormous thank you to everyone who asked for or offered help thisContinue reading “You are the best Godzilla ever.”
UPDATED: If you need help, or if you want to help…
UPDATE! I’ve lost track of where we are but we’d Donated over $10,000 of toys in the first 24 hours & it’s been snowballing since then. My blog only shows 700 comments per page before making you click “newer comments” so here’s a sHortcut: click here for comments 700-1400, here for comments 1400-2100, here for comments 2100-2800, and hereContinue reading “UPDATED: If you need help, or if you want to help…”
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Apparently Hailey gave themselves an actual concussion by throwing their head back into a metal pole while laughing too hard and then almost did it again while fake swooning in the doctors office and this is exactly how I know they are my child.
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Slo-mo of Dorothy Barker and her toy. The noise of the squeaky toy slowed done is my new favorite thing.
Hailey and their adorable sweetheart visited @nowherebookshop today while I signed books and it was a much-needed perfect day.
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