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PLEASE SEE THE UPDATE AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS POST – THE NINTH ANNUAL JAMES GARFIELD MIRACLE

So here’s my giant update: I made it almost 10 hours before running out of money and I was so happy to be able to help so many people. Even more wonderful was how often I’d go to fill a list and find it was already filled. Thank you. Thank you on behalf of theContinue reading “PLEASE SEE THE UPDATE AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS POST – THE NINTH ANNUAL JAMES GARFIELD MIRACLE”

The Eighth Annual James Garfield Miracle.

Hey. You. Are you struggling to buy a toy for your child this year holidays? Are you wanting to help others? Do you like ecstatic taxidermied heads in santa hats? If any of these apply then you are in the right place, because today marks the eighth (EIGHTH!?) annual James Garfield Miracle. The backstory: IContinue reading “The Eighth Annual James Garfield Miracle.”

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Good things, mostly. Well done, you.

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Jolly Festivus! Insert whatever is necessary here! I tried to count up all the toys and coats and books and blankets sent to children through this year’s Jame Garfield Miracle and I lost track after a few hours so I suspect it’s much more but I estimate that over $75k in clothesContinue reading “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Good things, mostly. Well done, you.”

UPDATED: The Seventh Annual James Garfield Miracle

PLEASE SEE UPDATES BELOW! Today marks the SEVENTH (!) annual James Garfield Miracle. Short story: I bought a very jolly but kinda f-ed up boar head (named James Garfield) and Victor thought I was crazy so I sold some homemade Xmas cards to make up the $90 I paid for him but I made soContinue reading “UPDATED: The Seventh Annual James Garfield Miracle”

Hey. Do you need something?

Okay. Next week we’re doing the 7th Annual James Garfield Miracle. Every year I think it will be the last and every year the people who were helped in the past ask me if it’s going on again because they’re now back on their feet and they want a chance to give back and thisContinue reading “Hey. Do you need something?”

Season’s Greetings, you magnificent bastards.

It’s Christmas! Which is full of awesomeness and glitter and also a lot of conflicting emotions and sometimes depression, which seems even worse than normal because it’s a day when you’re supposed to be happy. But that’s okay because it’s just a day, y’all, and I’m giving you full permission to be joyful, or nostalgic, or sad,Continue reading “Season’s Greetings, you magnificent bastards.”