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UPDATED: The Sixth Annual James Garfield Miracle

Did you know it’s December? Because it is. And I’m freaking out because where did this year go and what am I doing now that book tour is finally over? Answer: Feeling a little lost. Which is the perfect reason to do something awesome and also why we are going to do the 6TH ANNUAL JAMESContinue reading “UPDATED: The Sixth Annual James Garfield Miracle”

You are the best Godzilla ever.

Hello! This is a disjointed post as my is family here for an early Christmas since my dad will be manning his taxidermy shop on actual Christmas. Because nothing says “Happy birthday, Jesus!” like being elbow-deep in a warm deer. I just want to say such an enormous thank you to everyone who asked for or offered help thisContinue reading “You are the best Godzilla ever.”

UPDATED: If you need help, or if you want to help…

UPDATE! I’ve lost track of where we are but we’d Donated over $10,000 of toys in the first 24 hours & it’s been snowballing since then. My blog only shows 700 comments per page before making you click “newer comments” so here’s a sHortcut: click here for comments 700-1400, here for comments 1400-2100, here for comments 2100-2800, and hereContinue reading “UPDATED: If you need help, or if you want to help…”

Accidentally doing good things.

You know how every year we do some sort of fundraiser for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa in hopes of getting my taxidermied boar head canonized by the Pope? Well, I was just thinking that now that we have a new, slightly-less-creepy Pope, James Garfield might finally have a chance at sainthood. But then I started looking at HanukkahContinue reading “Accidentally doing good things.”

UPDATED: James Garfield for Sainthood

SEE UPDATE BELOW Victor: I bought Hailey one of those shelf-elves for Christmas. me: Yeah, I saw that. Victor: And now it’s gone. me: Yep. Victor: I can only assume you’ve done something exceedingly inappropriate with it. me: Don’t be ridiculous. That’s what the cats are for. Victor: Then where is it? me: On myContinue reading “UPDATED: James Garfield for Sainthood”

UPDATED: Weekly wrap up in the middle of the week

It’s not the end of the week but it feels like it is because Christmas fucks up my biorhythms and so every day feels like a Friday with no weekend in sight. That’s why today I’m going to do a Sunday wrap-up for no reason whatsoever. First, a few updates…Remember a few weeks ago whenContinue reading “UPDATED: Weekly wrap up in the middle of the week”