“Kawasakied” is the new black. – Page 2

The things coinstar wouldn’t take

Did you know that you can break the Coinstar machine if you put in a bunch of random stuff? Also, today I’ve taken 12 prescription pills, including the chemo drug that causes the cancer that I don’t have yet and it’s actually making me feel much better but incredibly groggy so I can’t even think of something appropriateContinue reading “The things coinstar wouldn’t take”

I’m not even sure why we have katanas anymore

So the other day I was wearing the only clean thing in my house, which was a beach sarong that’s basically two giant scarves tied around my neck, and it’s super-comfy but at the slightest breeze it flies open to reveal my nipples to the world. This is called foreshadowing. So I ran some errands and when I parked in front of my house IContinue reading “I’m not even sure why we *have* katanas anymore”

Disclaimer: this post is not really about being naked with donkeys

My first thought is “Why am I naked?” and my second is “Whose donkey is this?” Part 2 of meeting Guy Kawasaki: 1. I just valeted my car for the first time in my entire life. Valet: Wait…ma’am, I need your keys. Me: How am I supposed to open my car later if you have my keys? Valet: Continue reading “Disclaimer: this post is not really about being naked with donkeys”

I should totally introduce people for a living.

Part one of the Guy Kawasaki experience: (I’m too hung over to write the rest but I swear, it’s coming and is mortifying/awesome/surprisingly porn-related.) Evil Dwight from the Chronicle thought I should introduce Guy at the Houston Technology Center speaking event. I assured him that was the stupidest idea he’d ever come up with. He insisted. I remindedContinue reading “I should totally introduce people for a living.”

If anything, I’M being exploited

There’s a lot of shit being thrown around right not regarding the whole “mommybloggers are exploiting their children” topic that is making the rounds lately. It’s not a new topic. From the first time I wrote about my kid peeing on the floor and the cats drinking it, I’ve been asked if I thought it wasContinue reading “If anything, I’M being exploited”

Kawa(stalk)i

Okay, prepare to have your mind blown or to be utterly nonplussed. In a few weeks? I’m going out to dinner. . . With Guy Kawasaki. I know, right?! It’s gonna to be like meeting the Pope but with less genuflecting. He’s speaking at a conference in town which sold out in a matter ofContinue reading “Kawa(stalk)i”