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It’s more like a wardrobe tree, really.

I spent all this morning at the container store buying stuff to organize the house with but now I’m too exhausted to actually organize and all the boxes of organizational shit are sitting by my Christmas tree taunting me. Also, yes, I still have my Christmas tree up, because if I take it down beforeContinue reading “It’s more like a *wardrobe* tree, really.”

I can’t tell if I won this argument or lost it. I’d feel better if I at least had nachos.

Conversation with my husband: Victor: Look at this video. It’s about a company that invented a tool that lets you drive using only your mind. me: Awesome. I’m so glad we’re making such huge advances in the field of driving-a-car-without-hands. It’s good that the scientists have a new priority now that they’ve found a cureContinue reading “I can’t tell if I won this argument or lost it. I’d feel better if I at least had nachos.”

What’s really sad is that about 80% of this email exchange actually happened.

Slightly paraphrased email thread between myself and a marketing company that is trying to destroy me: Dear Blogger: We have an exciting new breakthrough to tell you about in the field of something we’d realize that you are completely against if we bothered to even read your blog. If you are interested in writing forContinue reading “What’s really sad is that about 80% of this email exchange actually happened.”

OMG. LOOK WHAT JUST CAME IN THE MAIL.

So, it comes as a surprise to no one that I broke down and bought myself the giant panda suit. Except Victor. It was a surprise to him. Not a pleasant one. Probably because he was upset I didn’t buy one for him too. Or maybe it was because he wasn’t expecting an enormous pandaContinue reading “OMG. LOOK WHAT JUST CAME IN THE MAIL.”

On a positive note, they’ll probably never ask to borrow our axe.

Actual conversation I had with my elderly neighbors the 6th time in a row that they’ve unexpectedly dropped by to meet Victor and I’ve had to tell them that he’s out of town again: me: I swear to God he really exists. Them: Oh, we believe you. me: You probably think I’ve chopped him upContinue reading “On a positive note, they’ll probably never ask to borrow our axe.”

UPDATED: My new year’s resolution is to get you to stop asking me about my new year’s resolutions.

People keep asking me what my New Year’s resolutions are and I tell them that I don’t have any and then they get all pissy because they assume that I think I don’t need to change but it’s really just that I’m too bored with myself to invest any more time thinking about me, andContinue reading “UPDATED: My new year’s resolution is to get you to stop asking me about my new year’s resolutions.”