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Victor ruins everything and also probably hates America

Conversation I had with Victor after I decided we needed to start having game night… me: I’m signing us up for sign language classes so we’ll be really good at charades on game night. Victor: First off, I don’t do “game night”. Secondly, that’s not how charades works. me: I’m pretty sure it is, butContinue reading “Victor ruins everything and also probably hates America”

There might be some sort of voodoo curse on me.

I’m three weeks behind on this but I actually do have a very good reason which does not involve drinking or taxidermied alligators, for once. Victor got a really horrific infection in his broken arm and was in the hospital for so long that I forgot where I lived. Then Hailey and I both cameContinue reading “There might be some sort of voodoo curse on me.”

Dear internet: You have lost your damn mind. Never change.

If this is your first time here you should skip this post. Really. Go away until tomorrow. It’s one long run-on sentence and makes almost no sense and it’s filled with typos. I haven’t slept in two days. The last 36 hours has been strange even by my personal standards. First of all, after twoContinue reading “Dear internet: You have lost your damn mind. Never change.”

You probably need this

Yesterday I had the shittiest day ever and I was right on the edge of having a total breakdown and then my sister emailed me and was all “I don’t care about your personal problems. Let’s talk about Little House on the Prairie”. And it made me feel better. Maybe it’ll make you feel betterContinue reading “You probably need this”

UPDATED: SXSW…sort of.

The SXSW festival is an hour from my house but I never go to it because crowds scare the shit out of me and also because it’s super expensive and I don’t have enough xanax and/or facial hair to fit in there, but last week I got invited to some kind of SXSW civility luncheonContinue reading “UPDATED: SXSW…sort of.”

Wil Wheaton and I feel embarrassed for you

Remember last week when Wil Wheaton sent me a picture of himself collating so I could use it to cure the world of bad PR pitches? If not, then you need to go back and read this. Back? Good. Then you’ll be happy to know that I have started using the Wil-Wheaton-Feels-Sorry-For-You awesomeness to great success.Continue reading “Wil Wheaton and I feel embarrassed for you”