So The Stir at CafeMom contacted me about becoming one of their columnists and they asked if I had any idea on what I’d like to write about and I was all “Well, parenting advice, obviously” and then they paused for a second because they actually have read my blog before and so I sentContinue reading “Because when you think of structured parenting, you think of me. And pythons. Probably.”
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Ten points just for responding.
Last week some PR chick sent me an email in case I wanted to post a commercial here about the mattress/bedding firm she represents. I told her it probably wasn’t a good fit since their sheets cost more than I paid for my whole bed and then I asked her to clarify whether their comfortersContinue reading “Ten points just for responding.”
I missed Victor and I’m ready for him to leave again.
Victor’s home (yay!) and he leaves again tonight (mother.fucker.) but it was nice because when he got home from his work retreat he was all “I’m exhausted. Can you rub my temples?” and I was like “Um…no. I have piratitis, remember?” and he was all “Like…fear of pirates?” and I was like “No. It’s aContinue reading “I missed Victor and I’m ready for him to leave again.”
Surprisingly, I don’t really know how meth works on your genitals. Please stop asking me.
Today I wrote a post on my sex column about all the really horrific google searches that bring people to my blog (but that I didn’t want to write about here because that’s just going to result in even more people finding my blog when searching for “What can meth do to your vagina?”) butContinue reading “Surprisingly, I don’t really know how meth works on your genitals. Please stop asking me.”
It’s fairly obvious that we’re related. Also, we deal with pain through laughter in our family. Stop judging me.
First of all, thank you to everyone for being so supportive about Barnaby Jones. You made me cry (in a good way) and I needed to do that. It’s almost Sunday and I’m supposed to be writing my weekly wrap-up but I’m just not myself right now so I’m going to skip it until nextContinue reading “It’s fairly obvious that we’re related. Also, we deal with pain through laughter in our family. Stop judging me.”
I stole most of these pictures
And finally…part 4 of my Blogher experience (as lifted directly from my journal). Parts 1, 2 and 3 are here. I swear I’m almost finished, y’all. Walked to a public party at the Volstead. Hid in the bathroom, as usual. Was invaded by a group of women putting on impromptu KISS make-up. The usual. IContinue reading “I stole most of these pictures”
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