It’s not the end of the week but it feels like it is because Christmas fucks up my biorhythms and so every day feels like a Friday with no weekend in sight. That’s why today I’m going to do a Sunday wrap-up for no reason whatsoever. First, a few updates…Remember a few weeks ago whenContinue reading “UPDATED: Weekly wrap up in the middle of the week”
Category Archives: phoning it in
And now for something completely ridiculous
I actually do have a real weekly-wrap up coming, but until then, this: via
I kind of want to make this into a t-shirt
I don’t get many negative comments, but the ones that I do get are so hysterical that I always suspect that people are leaving them on purpose just to cheer me up. For example, I just got a comment a few minutes ago saying that I deserve to be angrily divorced for buying a giantContinue reading “I kind of want to make this into a t-shirt”
Alaska. It’s part of America. The end.
I’m going through my journals from Alaska, and almost all of my notes are about playing bingo and how cold ice is. I am the worst travel reporter ever. But until I get my shit together, here’s Alaska: Almost all of my other pictures were of various cheesecakes on the ship buffet. But in myContinue reading “Alaska. It’s part of America. The end.”
I like how the only thing they actually question here is that I probably wanted to “infect” the cobras before mailing them to people.
Actual screenshot: Google: Helpful and non-judgemental.
I apologize in advance for disappointing you
Um…hi. So apparently my blog went viral and/or bacterial with my last post. This seems like the kind of thing people dream about, but since I don’t get paid by traffic it really just meant that my servers crashed and a lot of angry people yelled at me that I should kill myself in reallyContinue reading “I apologize in advance for disappointing you”