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UPDATED: Weekly wrap up in the middle of the week

It’s not the end of the week but it feels like it is because Christmas fucks up my biorhythms and so every day feels like a Friday with no weekend in sight. That’s why today I’m going to do a Sunday wrap-up for no reason whatsoever. First, a few updates…Remember a few weeks ago whenContinue reading “UPDATED: Weekly wrap up in the middle of the week”

And now for something completely ridiculous

I actually do have a real weekly-wrap up coming, but until then, this: via

I kind of want to make this into a t-shirt

I don’t get many negative comments, but the ones that I do get are so hysterical that I always suspect that people are leaving them on purpose just to cheer me up. For example, I just got a comment a few minutes ago saying that I deserve to be angrily divorced for buying a giantContinue reading “I kind of want to make this into a t-shirt”

Alaska. It’s part of America. The end.

I’m going through my journals from Alaska, and almost all of my notes are about playing bingo and how cold ice is. I am the worst travel reporter ever. But until I get my shit together, here’s Alaska: Almost all of my other pictures were of various cheesecakes on the ship buffet. But in myContinue reading “Alaska. It’s part of America. The end.”

I like how the only thing they actually question here is that I probably wanted to “infect” the cobras before mailing them to people.

Actual screenshot: Google: Helpful and non-judgemental.

I apologize in advance for disappointing you

Um…hi. So apparently my blog went viral and/or bacterial with my last post. This seems like the kind of thing people dream about, but since I don’t get paid by traffic it really just meant that my servers crashed and a lot of angry people yelled at me that I should kill myself in reallyContinue reading “I apologize in advance for disappointing you”