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I should probably rename this blog “The Lisa” for the week

Still working on my book (last two chapters due in a week) so once again, I have another round of random text messages and status updates that my very odd and fabulously entertaining friend (Lisa G) has sent. I plan on paying her back with the second chupacabra I ever capture. Deep thoughts from Lisa:Continue reading “I should probably rename this blog “The Lisa” for the week”

Why, yes, actually. I am kind of phoning it in.

This week I’m staying by myself in a haunted hotel to force myself to finish my book (I swear, it will actually worth it) so once again I am leaning on my friend Lisa G to provide guest posts this week (which, as always, are stolen entirely from her old text messages and status updates).Continue reading “Why, yes, actually. I *am* kind of phoning it in.”

UPDATED: She’s less of a guest-poster and more of an involuntary squatter

UPDATED: In the last two days Lisa has created her own blog, which is less of a blog and more of an online store to market t-shirts that she refuses to sell or even to create. This is all true. Remember last week when I said I was crazy-busy and instead of writing a postContinue reading “UPDATED: She’s less of a guest-poster and more of an involuntary squatter”

Blogging 101: The slightly involuntary guest-poster

Right now I have 3 weeks until my book is due and I’m freaking out and not sleeping and I’m waking Victor up at 4am to say “I’M STILL NOT ASLEEP” and then he throws a pillow at me and tells me to get out because he doesn’t understand that insomnia is slightly less awfulContinue reading “Blogging 101: The slightly involuntary guest-poster”

Honestly, it’s sort of hard to argue with any of these.

Several people sent me links to this new site that analyzes your past tweets and comes up with what your next tweet will probably be according to your personality and past habits. I assume the average person gets stuff like “I need coffee” and “Good morning everyone!” Not me. Things that “Yes, That Can BeContinue reading “Honestly, it’s sort of hard to argue with any of these.”

Argh.

Life sort of sucks this week. Victor’s been in the hospital for a few days because of a staph infection in his broken arm and they have no idea when he’ll be released so life here is weird because when Victor’s sick I have to be the grown-up and it’s fucking exhausting. And whenever I’mContinue reading “Argh.”