Two totally random and unexpected gifts I got yesterday that are so completely fucked up and awesome at the same time that I almost cannot breathe: 1. A box of 31 used Star Wars novels that no one ordered. Apparently my friend Andy Sernovitz (who I met on the aircraft carrier a few weeks ago) decided IContinue reading “You know…for Christmas.”
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This is too long for one post but I’m too lazy to do two.
This is a really, really long post and I should probably break it into two parts but I suck so I’m going to tell you when part two is, and you can walk away and come back tomorrow if reading more than 10 paragraphs bothers you. Except I just made this longer by adding thisContinue reading “This is too long for one post but I’m too lazy to do two.”
I’m not dead but I was technically in prison so I have a good reason for not posting
I’m alive. Got back from my Navy trip yesterday and I’m still exhausted and trying to sober up but I figured you guys would be worried if you didn’t hear from me so here’s a quick taste of what happened: I got on a plane with Guy Kawasaki, Dennis Hall, Charlene Li, Beth Blecherman, Jen Leo, Pamela Slim, Andrew Nystrom, Jennifer Van Grove, JenniferContinue reading “I’m not dead but I was technically in prison so I have a good reason for not posting”
OhMyGod, shut up, me.
This is a terrible video blog about my trip to get eaten by giant squid with famous people next week. Also, a lot of this information might be totally wrong because I’m kind of high right now bad with details. Also I’m not this blue in person but I am totally this annoying. Part 2:Continue reading “OhMyGod, shut up, me.”
If I get fired before my last day of work I’m totally going to act out that scene from Jerry Maguire when security comes. Not that “Show me the money” scene. The one where he rides off in a jet and is all “That’s right, Iceman. I *am* dangerous” and then he makes out with Val Kilmer. I may be confusing my Tom Cruise movies. I’ll probably just yell “Wolverines” instead.
Manager: You sure are working hard today. Me: Well all these viruses aren’t going to program themselves. One way or another this is going to be my last week of work. Comment of the day: How about hosting an open house of your office? Cookies on the desk, to rent signs on the door, even hireContinue reading “If I get fired before my last day of work I’m totally going to act out that scene from Jerry Maguire when security comes. Not that “Show me the money” scene. The one where he rides off in a jet and is all “That’s right, Iceman. I *am* dangerous” and then he makes out with Val Kilmer. I may be confusing my Tom Cruise movies. I’ll probably just yell “Wolverines” instead.”
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