I’m not dead but I was technically in prison so I have a good reason for not posting

I’m alive.  Got back from my Navy trip yesterday and I’m still exhausted and trying to sober up but I figured you guys would be worried if you didn’t hear from me so here’s a quick taste of what happened: I  got on a plane with Guy Kawasaki, Dennis Hall,  Charlene Li, Beth Blecherman, Jen Leo,  Pamela Slim, Andrew Nystrom, Jennifer Van Grove, JenniferContinue reading “I’m not dead but I was technically in prison so I have a good reason for not posting”

If I get fired before my last day of work I’m totally going to act out that scene from Jerry Maguire when security comes. Not that “Show me the money” scene. The one where he rides off in a jet and is all “That’s right, Iceman. I *am* dangerous” and then he makes out with Val Kilmer. I may be confusing my Tom Cruise movies. I’ll probably just yell “Wolverines” instead.

Manager:  You sure are working hard today. Me:  Well all these viruses aren’t going to program themselves. One way or another this is going to be my last week of work. Comment of the day: How about hosting an open house of your office? Cookies on the desk, to rent signs on the door, even hireContinue reading “If I get fired before my last day of work I’m totally going to act out that scene from Jerry Maguire when security comes. Not that “Show me the money” scene. The one where he rides off in a jet and is all “That’s right, Iceman. I *am* dangerous” and then he makes out with Val Kilmer. I may be confusing my Tom Cruise movies. I’ll probably just yell “Wolverines” instead.”

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