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I’d also want him to shoot me in the face for the good of humanity. It’s not all vanity, people.

Conversation I had this morning with my husband: Victor: What are you doing? me: I’m photo-shopping my picture to see what I’ll look like when I get turned into a werewolf. Victor: *sigh* me: I mean “if”. If I get turned into a werewolf. Turns out? Not such a bad look for me. Way betterContinue reading “I’d also want him to shoot me in the face for the good of humanity. It’s not *all* vanity, people.”

This is my second post about Abraham Lincoln today and neither of them have been useful in any way. That must be some sort of record. A terrible, terrible record.

In honor of Presidents Day. And of me being too lazy to write a proper post. More of the latter really. Happy day, presidents.

It was really funny in my head

Yesterday the doctor put me on some morphine-based medicine for a sinus-infection and it did nothing except give me the most entirely fucked-up fever dreams. The last one though was quite funny so I thought I’d write about it today because I dreamed that someone was trying to sell me those tiny easter-egg-ish containers “forContinue reading “It was really funny in my head”

OMG. LOOK WHAT JUST CAME IN THE MAIL.

So, it comes as a surprise to no one that I broke down and bought myself the giant panda suit. Except Victor. It was a surprise to him. Not a pleasant one. Probably because he was upset I didn’t buy one for him too. Or maybe it was because he wasn’t expecting an enormous pandaContinue reading “OMG. LOOK WHAT JUST CAME IN THE MAIL.”

MORE GRAVY IN 2011

It’s my birthday in less than two hours and if you follow me on twitter you probably already know that since I just had a long, accidentally confusing discussion there about pony gravy and arthritis and I somehow came to the conclusion that there are a lot of people who have extra gravy but I neverContinue reading “MORE GRAVY IN 2011”

And then they asked if I’d like to interview Santa Claus. That happened.

A few days ago a PR agency asked if I’d like to do a live video interview with Santa and was like “You have obviously never read me. OF COURSE I’LL DO A LIVE, UNSCRIPTED INTERVIEW WITH SANTA CLAUS WHERE I CAN ASK HIM ANYTHING WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS” and then I felt a little badContinue reading “And then they asked if I’d like to interview Santa Claus. That happened.”