Last night I dreamt a skeleton was chasing was me except it wasn’t totally a skeleton because only most of the flesh had rotted off so it was kind of a zombie and then I was all ‘What the hell is the difference between a skeleton and a zombie?‘ It’s just skin, right? How much flesh does a zombie have to lose before it stops being a zombie and starts being a skeleton? Like if a zombie had its face burnt off so its head was a skeleton but the rest of it was still a normal zombie body, then what would that be? These are the things that keep me up at night.
PS. Getting eaten by a zombie would suck but I bet getting eaten by a zombie that was on fire would be really painful.
PPS. Writing about what you dreamt last night is tantamount to posting 25 pictures of a dead cat in a row. I’m terribly sorry.
PPPS. Someone please send me a cat for tomorrow’s post. It doesn’t have to be dead, but you probably won’t want it back.
Comment of the day: Are you going to feed the cat to the zombie that’s on fire? I need to know before I can put the cat in the mail. I would rather you just feed him to the regular zombie, because the fire zombie would just be mean. ~ HeatherPride