No one wants to hear about your dreams

Last night I dreamt a skeleton was chasing was me except it wasn’t totally a skeleton because only most of the flesh had rotted off so it was kind of a zombie and then I was all ‘What the hell is the difference between a skeleton and a zombie?‘  It’s just skin, right?  How much flesh does a zombie have to lose before it stops being a zombie and starts being a skeleton?  Like if a zombie had its face burnt off so its head was a skeleton but the rest of it was still a normal zombie body, then what would that be?  These are the things that keep me up at night.

PS.  Getting eaten by a zombie would suck but I bet getting eaten by a zombie that was on fire would be really painful.

PPS.  Writing about what you dreamt last night is tantamount to posting 25 pictures of a dead cat in a row.  I’m terribly sorry.

PPPS.  Someone please send me a cat for tomorrow’s post.  It doesn’t have to be dead, but you probably won’t want it back.

Comment of the day: Are you going to feed the cat to the zombie that’s on fire? I need to know before I can put the cat in the mail. I would rather you just feed him to the regular zombie, because the fire zombie would just be mean. ~ HeatherPride

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  1. That is the kind of dream I have. I am sorry you share my disorder.

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  2. Do you have a preference as to the color of the cat?

    perksofbeingme’s last blog post..Just a list

  3. I had two weeks straight of bad dreams a few weeks ago. Mine however weren’t about zombies, therefore just more realistic. I like zombies better.

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  4. Can I just send you my cat?

    And thanks a lot. I thought there was no way for me to be MORE afraid of zombie attacks. Damn, now I need a fire extinguisher AND a person to trip for the zombie so I can get away.

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  5. I think it’s all about the weight. If the flesh weighs more than the bones, it’s a zombie. I’m pretty sure there was a scientific study done, but I can’t seem to find the link anywhere.

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  6. wow. So reading over my last comment it sounds like I’m some crazed cat killer. We should go in business together. Our slogan could be: “Will kill pets for blogging.”

    perksofbeingme’s last blog post..Just a list

  7. I was wondering the other day if there could be a ghost vampire. Like, I know a vampire can’t become a ghost. But, can a ghost become a vampire?

    The things you’re talking about are called Skelbies. They don’t exist.

    Hello, Jenny the Bloggess.

  8. ok, so that last comment sounded even creepier than the first. I think I’ll stop before I dig this hole even deeper.

    Although a deep hole would be good for hiding the dead pet bodies after we photograph them…

    perksofbeingme’s last blog post..Just a list

  9. You know, I am completely in awe of your ability to be so discerning in your dreams.

    I’m always so busy freaking the hell out about the BEING CHASED part that I never notice things like hair color or whether or not their flesh is rotting off and if so, what percentage*.

    *60% or above makes it “officially” a skeleton zombie or a sklombie.

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  10. There’s only one question here: is the zombie slow or one of those freakishly fast models? Because if it’s fast, I bet its skin just comes off because of the laws of physics, i.e. the acceleration thing makes the skin come off. That’s the technical definition of acceleration. And what it does to skin.

    I wonder if the Mythbusters would be interested in this one.

    What kind of cat? Can he be black with long claws and a penchant for digging said claws into the carpet (ignoring his carpeted scratching post) to the point of digging up the carpet so that your 10 month old baby girl crawls around and finds the pieces of carpet and makes hors d’ouvres out of them? Because I have JUST THE CAT for you.

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  11. Zombies, I think, are decidedly more ornery.

    Skeletons are more chill.

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  12. Where would your flesh go if a skeleton ate you? They don’t have organs after all. It would just be chewing for the purpose of chewing. No satisfaction in that.

    And a zombie is a corpse – dead people can’t digest either so why in the world would either the skeleton or the zombie want to eat you in the first place?

  13. Do freakishly thin supermodels then count as zombies? Because they’re not really “alive” per se, and they pretty much just have skin. They scare me, and so do zombies, so I’m going to go with “yes”.

    Keely’s last blog post..Of cat meat and nose rings – Random Tuesday Thoughts

  14. I am very disturbed that you appear to be proposing harm to an innocent cat.

    Wouldn’t you like to try a dog instead?

    Sophie, Inzaburbs’s last blog post..The Birds

  15. Lately I’ve been dreaming about ex-boyfriends. Which, for me, is exactly the same as dreaming about zombies.

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  16. I think it matters what’s in the zombie/skeleton’s heart (if they still have one)… like if the zombie put on a Mexican wrestling mask, they wouldn’t be considered a wrestler necessarily would they?

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  17. How fast do you have to go to outrun a skeleton? I mean, zombies are pretty slow, I’ve never understood the dumbarses in the movies who can’t seem to get away from the stiff legged wobbling weeble-like zombies.

    Now I’m totally going to sit here and wonder about that for the rest of the day. When I can’t get any work done, I’ll just give the boss your url.

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  18. I have a cat I can send you. He’s gray. He’s been eating my cats’ food. I hate him.

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  19. I had a dream that a drag queen stole some of my hair to make a wig. But I have short hair now, so logistically, there’s not enough for a wig. So why would they pick me? Is it for a miniature drag queen? Like one of your tranny Lego men? At least your dreams make a little more sense.

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  20. I had a dream a bunch of vampires were running a mall (like they were the security guards and things like that) and they were chasing me through the mall. The only person who knew how to kill them was a maintenance guy who was allowed to work among the vampires. So naturally me and the maintenance guy ran up to the roof and threw the “magic” chemicals through the vents to kill the vampires. Those vampires trusted the WRONG maintenance guy. And this is all Twilight’s fault.

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  21. My cat just died this weekend and I *did* blog about it including a picture. He’s not dead in the picture though.

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  22. If I had a cat, I’d totally send it to you. Totally.

    My dream included flesh-eating snakes. It was gory and gross and I have no idea what it means for me but it can’t be good.

    I’m doomed.

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  23. I’m pretty sure your dream reflects your anxieties about Thanksgiving leftovers.

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  24. This sounds like an episode of Scooby Doo. Are you sure it wasn’t?

    You’d obviously be Daphne, and you and Freddy would pretend to search for clues together though anyone, even a child of 8, could see that you were distracted ’cause you totally want each other. And then Shaggy and Scooby would get stuck in some sort of cart traveling down into a mine, and the skeleton/zombie creature would keep popping up in the oddest places and freak their shit out and make their cart go in reverse in a cool music montage thing until Velma solved the mystery and proved that the skeleton/zombie creature was really the old caretaker.

    This is exactly what happened, right? Or do I just watch too much Saturday morning TV?

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  25. Getting eaten by a skeleton would be worse though, cuz there would be nothing to CATCH you once you were eaten, so then you’d be all OOZING through its bones and there would be little Bloggess puddles all over the place. Hmmm. Puddles of Bloggess-no…STRAINED puddles of Bloggess!

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  26. I have a freshly dead cat buried in the backyard. Well, “fresh” is relative. It would be more like a zombie cat.

  27. I wanna hear about your dreams.

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  28. It could be worse. What if you were being chased by a skombie the size and appearance of that mad dinosaur that terrorizes the kids’ party when Mom doesn’t have the right Sprint connection to confirm the replacement entertainment? Are you still with me?

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  29. Haven’t you and Victor put this whole zombie debate to rest already?

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  30. In answer to your question, I think the zombie needs to lose ALL of it’s skin in order to then be a skeleton. If it has some skin then it’s just skeletal. I don’t know this for a fact, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a skeleton with skin ever. And I’m 30.

  31. I think your dream was triggered by my blog entry yesterday… if you read it, that is. But it’s damn scary. Also, there are like 2 dozen cat pics on my blog today because I’m strangely obsessed with icanhascheezberger.

    SassyTwoSocks’s last blog post..i can has two socks?!

  32. “…and then I was all ‘What the hell is the difference between a skeleton and a zombie?‘”

    Your quest for knowledge – for yourself and for us your readers – is both impressive AND inspiring!

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  33. I have crazy dreams, too, so I’m going to pretend it’s okay to ignore your post and just comment on the comments, instead.
    1) Damn Kim @ponytail diaries, I wanted to offer my cat and you beat me to it.
    2) What sort of osteoporotic people does Jim know who have flesh that weighs more than freaking BONE?
    3) Scott – yeah, that’s what they said about the ROUSs, too.
    4) perksofbeing me is about to have a CSI team descend upon her backyard. Just sayin’.
    5) Havi is obviously a Bayesian statistician.
    6) Shutter Bitch: Fizzix. UR NOT GETTIN IT.
    7) Happy Hour Sue & Keely have their priorities straight.
    8) Lynn Crymble: You’re working from a false assumption that zombies have superior deductive reasoning skills.

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  34. Wonder what would come up in the dream dictonary on that one?

  35. I have two cats. Both are up for grabs. One is simple and the other one bites. You can pick. I’m used to both the simplicity and the biting at this point.

    Janine’s last blog post..The day I found out I’m really a honky. And a cracker.

  36. i think if it’s moving, with or without skin…that’s total zoombie action.

    the question i really need answered after your last post….was it smooth down there?

  37. Are you going to feed the cat to the zombie that’s on fire? I need to know before I can put the cat in the mail. I would rather you just feed him to the regular zombie, because the fire zombie would just be mean.

    HeatherPride’s last blog post..A Mother’s Mind

  38. actually what i really need to know is what’s a zoombie? i’m an idiot.

  39. Dude, thanks for infecting me with the bizarre zombie/skeleton confusion.

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  40. Zombies are animated by doing something to their brains, which is why destroying or severing the head usually works on them.

    Can’t believe I just told you that. God, it’s like I have sawdust for brains.

    Zombie Daddy’s last blog post..Ball

  41. Seriously. I had a crazy dream about being chased by a skeleton last night, too! What’s up with that?

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  42. Hey! be kind to the cats!

    They’re nicer than zombies.

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  43. I think it’s clothing. Zombies have to have some amount of clothing, whereas skeletons can be totally naked. If you see a zombie without clothes that appears to look like a skeleton, it’s a skeleton.

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  44. i don’t have any cats to send you, but was curious if you ever received the blood and weed you previously requested?

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  45. No blood or weed. Yet.

    I have faith.

  46. Are you going to put the cat in a box with some poison?

    Skip it and take a picture of an empty box.

    We’ll never know.

    Miss Grace’s last blog post..NaBloPoMo: CLA EPIC FAIL

  47. Great, now you’re going to get the weed, the blood and the cat all at one time and you’ll have too much on your plate and we won’t hear from you for weeks except for the occasional blip to say that yes, the cat is still alive but it accidently got mixed up with the blood and now you forgot what you did with the weed.

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  48. Some friends and I are full-on prepared for a zombie invasion. We have ace shooters (well, two people have held guns before) and an escape plan (unless the plan developer flakes out on the rest of us to save her children, sheesh). My contribution is to provide cool-looking zombie-fighting boots. I think it’s important to look good while fighting the undead.

  49. Last night I had a dream that my friend and I were kidnapped by William Shatner (dressed as a security gaurd- not even a full blown cop! how did we fall for that one?!?) and in order to escape we were forced to, ahem, perform at a strip club. Soapy water and bubbles were involved. And I was waaaaay more into it than I probably should have been. But bright side? No zombies.

    Phew. I feel strangly better for having told someone. Specifically, someone I don’t know and don’t have to look in the eye.

  50. You don’t hear many skeleton horror stories, do you? That’s a shame. Are people prejudiced against skeletons? And I bet there are some interacial skeleton-zombies out there who are getting even less love but are probably hogging up all the scholarships in their minority-ness.

  51. I believe the classification of zombie vs skeleton depends on where you live. In Florida, it is a contributory classification which means, for instance, if the head is skeleton and the body is zombie, the skele-zombie is therefore 25% skeleton and 75% zombie since the head makes most of the decisions anyway. If it is a male zombie, other parts can be responsible for decisions. So, for a true assessment, what sex was your zombie?

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  52. Is PETA coming to my house if I’m overly enthused about the dead cat post tomorrow.

    Since you shared your dream, I’ll share mine. I was in a canoe that was really more like a viking ship but smaller and more canoe-ish and a hurricane was blowing…..

  53. That end quote mark looks weird.

    I’m sorry, I barely made it through MLK, Jr’s “I have a dream” speech, I can’t read yours.

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  54. Maybe you should consider buying this book, The Zombie Survival Guide. It explains exactly what a zombie is, and may even include a description of how it differentiates from a skeleton. We take the threat of a zombie attack seriously in our household and keep our copy handy at all times.

    http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

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  55. that was my cat’s dream – she already told me- and she thanks you for getting the hell out of her head now.

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  56. 57
    I can't read my nametag

    Skeletons are the bloodless undead.
    Zombies are all about the flesh and blood.
    Cats taste like chicken.

  57. I have a cat that I’ve been trying to pawn off on someone for a year. His name is Nate. Email me your shipping address and he’s yours!

  58. I heard that Schroedinger’s cat was a zombie. That’s where he got the whole it’s alive and dead idea from.

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  59. How about a post on flaming zombie cats?

  60. How about a post on flaming zombie cats?

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  61. do zombies need to eat?

    that girl’s last blog post..I have a DAMN good idea…

  62. Of COURSE zombies need to eat. They eat brains. This is basic science, honey.

    I worry about you.

  63. A friend conjures her dead kitty for good luck at Bunko. It’s actually pretty entertaining.

    mrtl’s last blog post..Appositive vs. Vocative

  64. Zombie apocalypse in 2012, so we’ll find out then.

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  65. Maybe we can call them Zombletons. That works for me.

    p.s. I am SOOO sending you a pic of my cat in a chicken hat. It’s coming your way soon, be on the lookout.

    Mz. Nesbit’s last blog post..SAVE MY ELBOWS!

  66. I always thought the difference was that zombies want to eat your brains, while skeletons just wander around scaring people. Not that I’m an expert, or anything….

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  67. “Like if a zombie had its face burnt off so its head was a skeleton but the rest of it was still a normal zombie body, then what would that be?”

    Faye had it right. I was also gonna assume it’s called a “skombie.”

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  68. @that girl and @Jenny

    Some zombies need to eat. The zombies in “Return of the Living Dead” need to eat, brains in particular, because brains are like the best zombie piankiller: they help numb the pain of being dead.

    But “Return of the Living Dead” is just a movie.

    In my own experience we don’t need to eat, even brains. But eating them means that we don’t slow down, mentally or physically, the way the grave-lurkers do. It’s just pragmatics.

    Zombie Daddy’s last blog post..Ball

  69. I think it’s safe to say that everyone here would love to hear about all of your dreams.

    In fact, I think you should deliberately watch David Lynch movies before going to bed, just to make sure you have really messed-up dreams to tell us about.

    LiteralDan’s last blog post..Now we get down to Real Problems

  70. When I was 15 I dreamed Bobby Brown was dead, but my brain interpreted it as “Knowledge” not “Dream” and I only found out last week that he’s alive. I’m 22. Seven years of blissful ignorance.

  71. Well, I don’t have any cats, but my wife will be happy to donate one cockatiel, slightly used. No returns necessary.

  72. Last night I had a dream that something was sucking my soul out through my nose, and when I woke up my cat was sitting on my pillow staring down at me. I would send you the cat, but she drools and it’s really annoying so I doubt you would want her.

    P.S. I KNEW you’d find my blog if I linked to you! Thanks for the comment!

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  73. you forgot to take your medicine again, didn’t you?

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  74. Wait a minute. On Sunday, you were going on about how your cat gets off on alien porn (I’m paraphrasing here) and now you’re asking for a another cat. Jenny, what happened to the first one? I mean, should I be calling the SPCA, SETI or the vice squad?

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  75. 77
    Just A. Reader

    If you were eaten by a zombie that only had a skeleton face, what would it do with its after-dinner mint? Or should we already know that?

  76. My cat left a dead mouse in my shoe this morning. If you promise to only post 15 pictures instead of 25, I’ll send it to you.

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  77. Sorry, I don’t have a cat, but you’re totally welcome to have my dog. And you can keep him 😉

    And LMAO at Dawn’s comment. I wish I had been so lucky.

    Andi’s last blog post..Insanity

  78. I love dreams, I love spending time in bed so I can dream my life away

  79. Prolonging your life as a Zombie is yet another reason that the scientists have it all wrong about being overweight. Fat has function, dudes. Size 2s will be measely skeletons years before I’ve even hit my stride as a Zombie.

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  80. would you settle for a 4 year old boy?

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  81. Don’t be alarmed if the UPS lady says she’s got a pussy for you and will you please sign?

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  82. Weird. The library just phoned to say the book I had on hold had arrived: The Zombie Survival Guide. This isn’t my usual sort of book but I had to get it when all these references started showing up on craftster.org for it (because what crafter isn’t interested in zombies?). Sounds like you need this book. It’s the ‘source’ for zombie info. Oh and on craftster people were making kits. Survival kits. To give as gifts. Go make friends with someone on crafster.

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  83. If I had a cat I’d gladly send it to you because I hate cats. So you could even turn it into a zombie skeleton cat with the burned off head and I wouldn’t care.

    not that I’m trying to give you any ideas or anything …

    Kimberlee’s last blog post..le futur …

  84. “Twilight”, schmilight…

    1978 Don A. Romero “Dawn of the Dead” synopsis excerpt:

    Seeking refuge from the zombies and the ensuing hysteria, they land on top of a Pittsburgh area shopping mall, despite the fact that the undead seem to be flocking there. What begins as a stop for supplies becomes a longer stay as the four become embroiled in a futile war within the mall to keep their flesh to themselves and remain alive.

    Are you sure you weren’t anthropomorphizing the zombie “derivative” sales minions and the skeletal house seeking public in your sleep? Just askin’…

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  85. I can’t even remember if I dream or not…
    I’m not sure I even sleep.

    I sent you a cat.

    Swampy’s last blog post..Moon over the Monument

  86. see now, that’s where I beg to differ Carole.. I’ve only EVER seen zombies wandering around scaring people..I’ve seen them open their mouths real wide and make scary sounds..but I never knew they were trying to eat my brains!? I’m just going to have to see some studies or something before I’m convinced of this “science” you all speak of..

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  87. Zombie dad.. I live in the deep south and I’m pretty sure I could round you up a good sized mess of squirrel brains..would squirrel brains do? You know, just to save the people?

    that girl’s last blog post..I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sor-…

  88. Which is MORE DEAD, a body or a corpse?

    a. buddy’s last blog post..home

  89. A day or so ago I dreamed I was almost arrested by Reed and Malloy from Adam-12, then posted about it. Sorry.

    91 responses? Do you pay these people?

    RhodesTer’s last blog post..Retro Dreams

  90. Typically, and I’m pulling from my vast store of Zombie-movie experiences here, the rule of thumb is that as long as there is a head with skin holding the brain-y bits in, it’s a zombie. Removal of the brains kills the zombie and makes it a skeleton. Those are the rules. Of course, skeletons can’t chase you. Those are also the rules. No ligaments. Just kick it in the skull, or pop off a fibula. Good times… is it crazy that I know this?

  91. Yeah, perhaps this isn’t the best place to come clean, but my family has an entire dead cat gallery. Do you want just dead cat, frozen dead cat, fried cat on the manifold? We also have a wild critter gallery–how about a picture of a blue opossum floating in a pond (well it was floating until my redneck family blew up on inflatable raft and paddled out there to collect it). How do you feel about bloated dead beaver?

  92. I’d send you my cat, but he’s really attached to my husband’s leg, so that would have to come with him.

    It’s a long story.

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  93. The cool thing about cats is that they are self-cleaning, zombies just aren’t that way at all.

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  94. Bloggess: Here’s a free cat for you.

    Don’t mention it.

    Rob’s last blog post..The Matrix Might Run on Windows

  95. Zombies want to eat your brains. Skeletons just want to stick a bone in you.

    I bet the first 95 commenters already pointed this out, huh?

    anne nahm’s last blog post..Uppity Toilet Bowl Cleaner Tellin’ Me How to Raise Mah Babies

  96. I love you, Jenny. You are The Bloggess.

    La Framéricaine’s last blog post..“C’est si peu dire que je t’aime…”

  97. Here’s a cat…Ah-choo

    http://www.break.com/index/cat-pounces-at-mirror-image.html

    If that link doesn’t work, I sent it to you in an e-mail.

    Your dog loving friend,
    SwampWitch

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  98. Regarding PS…sounds like carne asada to me.

    Wanda’s last blog post..I’m sure there is a double entendre in here somewhere.

  99. oh no.. I posted a dream last week.
    So far, I’ve never blogged in my sleep, tho.

    Pamela’s last blog post..Rows

  100. Dear fellow Jenny,

    I know you hear this all the time, “You funny.” But in case you don’t hear it all the time, then… I just told you something you seldom hear.

    Aaaanywho. I think you are one of the most hilarious people ever, like pee my pants, funny. And I think it’s cool one time you said (in a comment) I could hang out with you in the men’s bathroom the next time you host a party in which you freak out and hide in the men’s bathroom.

    I wonder if I ever mentioned I used to hang out in the girl’s bathroom in 7th grade during lunch – because I was freaked out… I hid from the girls who I was afraid would tease me for eating. I would SO love to take a walk down memory lane… sit on the counter… play with the hand dryers…

    Also, can we wear matching t-shirts? Am I overstepping? I’m just kidding about the t-shirts… kinda… Maybe we could just have matching shot glasses.

    Hmmm… I think I’m supposed to commenting on skeletons or zombies. Oh well, maybe next time.

    🙂

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  101. I hid in a seldom-used bathroom through most of highschool with a book. When I think of high school the first thing I think of the sink I sat on every day. Then I think about school burritos. Then I get hungry. I forgot what we were talking about.

  102. I have the most fascinatingest dreams and I used to try and tell my sister about them and she would immediately start doing this thing where she yawns elaborately and pointedly looks at her watch. So rude!!!

  103. How come I never dream about skeletons and zombies?
    And most importantly…why do YOU never dream about zombie-ninjas?

  104. I don’t have a cat, or any zombies or crap like that. I DO have a pile of what looks like shit that my dog just threw up – and I have to go clean it up because NO ONE ELSE WILL. Should I send you THAT? No? okay…….

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  105. I seriously wonder on many days how it is your mind works to write this stuff… and I mean that as a total complement. I hate cats so I would be happy to send a dead one. I’d just have find one and kill it first.

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  106. I have never contemplated your questions before.. you have way too much time on your hands to think… even if it IS in your dreams…

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  107. Hey, when your dreams are more exciting than my life, you bet I want to hear of them.

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  108. Well, 109 people (now 110) wanted to hear about your zombie troubles. For me, it’s spiders. I will yell out in the night and the next morning, my husband will ask about the spiders – I am so predictable.

    annie’s last blog post..What’s in Your Internet Closet is a Hump Day Hmmm

  109. Wait…Should I not post 25 pictures of my cat? Man, I fucked up this blogging thing sgsin.

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  110. Dammit. Not “Sgsin.” I meant “again.” Clearly, I am not a typist. See, the S is right next to the A and so…ah, forget it. This far down in the comments, no one’s reading anyway.

    blissfully caffeinated’s last blog post..Spin Recycle: Judge Not, Ye Judgers, Lest That Judging Judgement Come Back To Bite Thee In Thine Ass

  111. I’m still reading. And taking names of people spelling “again” wrong. You’re on it.

    (But it’s my Christmas card list so no worries.)

  112. I keep having hot sex dreams about hot vampires from hot Sweden. They’re hot. Wanna hear about ’em?

    Cynical Nymph’s last blog post..And Now For Something Exactly The Same

  113. Ooh, I’m on your Christmas card list? Can you pencil me in just below Amy Sedaris? Hell yeah!

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  114. With all the ridiculous stuff you’ve been sent, I’m sursrised that this little gem hasn’t come your way:

    http://store.popdeluxe.net/remote-control-zombie.html

    don’t they read your blog at all?

  115. Man, there are a LOT of people willing to sacrifice their cats.

    That makes my face sad. 🙁

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  116. You know what I don’t like about zombies? That they’re totally wasteful.

    They kill people and eat their brains and then just leave the bodies lying around. That is perfectly good nutritious dead person just lying there on the bathroom floor. Which is dirty and gross and a huge pain in the ass for family and/or roommates.

    Not to mention totally unfair to homeless cannibals.

    And then what happens when the body rots or gets cremated and releases CO2 into the atmosphere? Total disaster, that’s what. Ridiculously unsustainable.

    If zombies aren’t going to clean up their messes and compost and fertilize their gardens, then I think we should require each and every one of them, by law, to train and travel with a pack of hungry hyenas.

    Jake’s last blog post..Because He’s Rooting for a Late-Inning Alien Comeback?

  117. Last night I dreamed (dreamt?) that I robbed a school library. I have no idea why. In other news…today is my three year blogiversary!

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  118. What’s the difference between a cat and a zombie? That’s the one that keeps me up nights.

    barbara’s last blog post..Just another fat gal

  119. Although, if you’re eaten by a zombie on fire, you may pass out sooner from smoke inhalation so the whole thing would be over much, much quicker. Thus, I’d vote to be eaten by a zombie on fire.

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  120. You could make a fortune selling tickets to your dreams. I’ll take a week’s worth, for starters. And can I have roller skates? I reckon that’s the best way to outpace the zombies. Unless it’s muddy. Damn. Scratch the roller skates. Just the basic package then. Do you take family bookings?

    Mr Farty’s last blog post..Dream Time

  121. Too much World of Warcraft? There have been zombies all over that place recently. These days you can even have one as a pet.

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  122. But the zombie would like it better if he was on fire because then you would be roasted instead of raw.

    Houston Honey’s last blog post..I Might Need to Cut Back on My CSI Watching

  123. Oh crap, now you tell me this, after this morning I just posted about why I am so pissed off with my brother (because in my dream he brought me the wrong kind of doughnuts).

    12ontheinside’s last blog post..I Stole This!

  124. I’d take cat dreams over what’s been plaguing my nights, which is longing for fucking sushi. Since I live in No Man’s Land, we are long on cattle and short on sushi restaurants.
    It’s fucking my day up.

    shonda’s last blog post..People’s Sexiest Man Alive Is…….

  125. It’s very late and you will probably be the last blog I read tonight, and it was the best one today. Thank you and for the record if God was going to kill for a word I think it would be “like”. I have two teenage girls and they can’t make a complete sentence without using 3-4 times. Hate it!

    Stephanie’s last blog post..Puppy update

  126. I wrote a blog pot about my dream yesterday, and pretty much thought the same thing as you.

    But screw it – we write what we wanna write on our own blogs 🙂

    Kris’s last blog post..Sound Sleeper

  127. Good to know I needn’t bother putting those pesky holes in the box so the cat can breathe and all.

    witchypoo’s last blog post..Meat Juice it’s the new red

  128. I hope nothing happens when I say *sweet* because I totally use that word too much.

    I blogged about my morning poop today and I find this post *sweet*. I guess you have to know your audiance.

    Marie’s last blog post..Maybe I am just a baby

  129. Holy shit this is the best post of all time.

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  130. i was going to say that this creature would obviously be a skeletonhead zombie, but after looking through the comments i am less certain. zombleton and skombie are pretty awesome.

    hmm… skomblehead zombleton? zombleskomblehead?

  131. blog is great.

    talking to wife in bed about the skeleton vs. zombie thing. (this was during our cuddle phase). Her take is this. Skeletons are DEAD. DEAD DEAD. Zombies are different, they are LIVING DEAD.

    I thinks she’s on to something. I think. But I’d agree with anything when she is letting me touch her naughty bits.

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  132. ok, it really doesn’t, because a skeleton is still a skeleton even when it’s not one of the evil undead. So a skeleton that is undead and trying to eat your brains, would technically still be a zombie. The rotting skin to bone ratio doesn’t figure into it, the key is the evil undead trying to eat your brains part.

  133. I have one that’s perfect for you. She keeps peeing on the rugs, so maybe she could pee on the zombie on fire for you.

    God, I’ve missed you, Jenny!

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