William Shatner: It’s complicated – Page 2

One day William Shatner and I are going to laugh about this. Or he’s going to poison me. One of those things.

This week was a tornado filled with hammers and sequins. Beautiful and terrifying. Plus William Shatner was there. It’s kind of a long story. Let’s start the weekly-wrap-up, shall we? This week on my sex column (which is satirical and vaguely safe for work if your boss isn’t a douche-canoe): For my one year anniversary asContinue reading “One day William Shatner and I are going to laugh about this. Or he’s going to poison me. One of those things.”

You know who else should have been on our panel? The bald guy from Mythbusters and Count Chocula.

I have a ton of embarrassing shit to write about this weekend in Vegas even though most of the time I hid in my hotel room but God knows if I’ll ever finish it so instead here’s a video of me at the BlogWorld Expo Closing Keynote in Vegas, sharing a stage with Kevin Pollak,Continue reading “You know who else should have been on our panel? The bald guy from Mythbusters and Count Chocula.”

Part 4-and-I-swear-this-is-the-end: William Shatner and I are totally getting the band back together

It’s over, y’all. The long, hard battle has ended. William Shatner has unblocked me. This is the point where I would furiously scream “VICTORY IS MINE!” and quote something from Braveheart but I never made it to the end of that movie and also technically this victory is William Shatner’s as well because this meansContinue reading “Part 4-and-I-swear-this-is-the-end: William Shatner and I are totally getting the band back together”

Part 3: Dear William Shatner: You mocked me once. NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

William Shatner is mocking all of us. Okay, maybe not all of us but certainly me. I honestly thought we were done with this whole William Shatner debacle and I was moving on with my life and I was actually working on a new blog post that was so good it would probably have curedContinue reading “Part 3: Dear William Shatner: You mocked me once. NEVER DO IT AGAIN.”

Part 2: While William Shatner was busy denying my existence I single-handedly stopped teen pregnancy.

This week on my Sex Column (which is satirical and relatively safe for work if your boss isn’t a total dick): I probably stopped your teenager from ever having sex. Like, ever. You’re welcome. This week on the internets: William Shatner blocked me after I asked him to save my marriage. Gawker wrote an entire piece aboutContinue reading “Part 2: While William Shatner was busy denying my existence I single-handedly stopped teen pregnancy.”

Part 1: WHAT THE FUCK, WILLIAM SHATNER?!

So recently I tweeted that I needed William Shatner to come to my house in order to save my marriage. I wasn’t very detailed on the whole thing because honestly these are the kind of personal marital matters that you don’t air on twitter. Then someone pointed out that William Shatner is actually on twitterContinue reading “Part 1: WHAT THE FUCK, WILLIAM SHATNER?!”

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One day William Shatner and I are going to laugh about this. Or he’s going to poison me. One of those things.

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You know who else should have been on our panel? The bald guy from Mythbusters and Count Chocula.

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