First off, my book is officially released to the public at midnight tonight and I’m terrified and excited all at once. I’m getting tons of tweets from people who’re getting notifications that it’ll arrive at their house in the morning, and a few who somehow got it early and are already enjoying it. I can only assumeContinue reading “What if I fuck this up?”
Category Archives: You’re invited
No Pants Party. You’re invited.
So. My book comes out next week and I’m 50% excited and 70% terrified and 100% not sure how math works. Normally when a book comes out you have a big launch party in a big city and big people come and then I have a big panic attack and everyone wanders around making a bigContinue reading “No Pants Party. You’re invited.”
FURIOUSLY HAPPY TOUR
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, Y’ALL! I’M TURNING INTO A BADGER. Wait. No. That’s not it. I’m coming to your town to sign your books. ALL OF YOUR BOOKS! And your babies. Whatever does it for you. Put a blanket (or a load of warm cats) on your sofa because I’m on the way to see you. Or IContinue reading “FURIOUSLY HAPPY TOUR”
Books are always bigger on the inside.
Did I mention it was my birthday a few weeks ago? Because it was but we don’t really celebrate it because it’s right after Christmas and everyone is too tired. But Victor assured me that he’d actually gotten me a present, although I’d have to wait until it was finished, and I assumed he wasContinue reading “Books are always bigger on the inside.”
UPDATED: The Church of Bloggessianism. Choose your title, strangelings.
A few weeks ago I was accidentally made the leader of a church which doesn’t actually exist and now we have over 2,000 members. I’m pretty sure than makes me some sort of Pope so please send me hats. More about that here if you missed it. We decided that it would be nice to have someContinue reading “UPDATED: The Church of Bloggessianism. Choose your title, strangelings.”
Free booze.
Dear internets, it’s once again time for my mandatory Blogher post. I’ll make it short, I swear. If you aren’t going to the Blogher conference, no worries. I spend most of my time hiding in my room or in a public bathroom so technically you could just hide in your bedroom at home and simulateContinue reading “Free booze.”
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Fully vaccinated. Ready to return to the world. Her first day of high school inside an actual high school.
She’s finally fully vaccinated so tomorrow is Hailey’s first real day of in person high school. She’s practicing a song for musical theater class that she’s not totally confident is in her range and singing it to Dorothy Barker and these are the nights I will always remember.
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