UPDATED: You brought this on yourself, Morgan Freeman

Dear Morgan Freeman:

What. the. fuck?

I’ve been rocking the cat-on-the-head look since January and then “suddenly” you show up on the scene with a cat on your head and expect me to believe it’s just a coincidence?  No, Morgan Freeman. No one is falling for this. Stop with all the lies.

Me, circa six weeks before you, Morgan Freeman.

This is exactly like that time that that German princess tried to steal my look and we had to get the king and Hitler involved except this is way worse because we’re both Americans, Morgan Freeman.  We’re on the same team, Morgan Freeman. And this hurts way more than the princess thing because I thought we had something special.  Remember?  Nine years ago at the Houston airport when I got lost and so did you and we both turned around at the same time and almost ran into each other and you gave me this look like “Hi.  I’m Morgan Freeman and I’m lost too.  We’re in this together, my friend.  Fight the good fight, little ninja” and then we totally had this moment that one of us never forgot that and it stayed in her heart as a special little bond until YOU TOTALLY FUCKED ME?  And yes, I realize that I might be overreacting but it doesn’t change the hurt, Morgan Freeman.  It’s lingering.  And painful.  All that goodwill you built up?  Gone. I can’t even watch any Morgan Freeman movies anymore.  Or movies narrated by you.  Which is pretty much every movie ever made.  Awesome.  Now I never get to go to the movies again.  Nice job, Morgan Freeman.  You just ruined the entire film industry.


That-girl-at-the-airport-that-one-time-who-was-wearing-a-grey-t-shirt, I think

Updated:  Okay, so apparently people have been wearing cats on their heads since Victorian times…


…but that doesn’t really count because I know from experience that balancing a dead cat on your head is super easy but balancing a live cat is a fucking talent so it’s not even close to the same thing, you guys.  Plus, now that I think about it, it’s possible that the cat on Morgan Freeman’s head is dead too, which actually makes this whole debacle even worse because Morgan Freeman is one of the most talented actors of our time yet he killed a cat just so that a photoshoot would go a little easier?*  Way to phone it in, Morgan Freeman. You’re dead to me.

*I don’t actually know for sure that Morgan Freeman killed a cat.   But he probably did.**  I mean, he doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would kill a cat but he also doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would steal an old friend’s cat-head portrait idea either so I think all bets are off now.

**When I said that Morgan Freeman “probably killed a cat” I really meant that Morgan Freeman “may or may not have killed a cat”.  Obviously I don’t really have any way of knowing that.  He may have just paid someone else to kill the cat.  All I really know is that a cat is dead and that it’s Morgan Freeman’s fault.***

***Allegedly.  Which in this case means “based on facts I may have made up or dreamt”.  I’m sorry.  A lot of this is just the hurt talking.

You broke my heart, Morgan Freeman.

UPDATED X 2: My friend Bekka defends Morgan Freeman using this video as evidence that possibly Morgan Freeman is the victim here: “Sometimes cats just want to be on your head and there’s nothing you can do about it, EVEN IF YOU HAVE A GUN. Cats just don’t respect authority.”  Not buying it, Bekka.  Morgan Freeman knows exactly what he’s doing.

Comment of the day: I think you might be making assumptions, because I think the cat is probably Morgan Freeman’s driver/controller. Like the bitty aliens that drove the human bodies in ‘Men in Black.’ What I can’t figure out is if there is an inner compartment and the cat is just going to pee or something or if that is just where his controls are. How much makeup would it take to cover up an entire cat? This is probably why he narrates so much. ~ Rachel

261 replies. read them below or add one

  1. THAT CAT ON THAT WOMAN’S HEAD IS NOT ALIVE. I’m gonna have nightmares.

    Also how the fuck does Morgan Freeman still manage to look distinguished with a fucking KITTEN ON HIS HEAD.

    Thank you for bringing these issues to my attention.
    .-= Maria´s last blog ..frakking divas =-.

  2. At least he didn’t do the towel turban thing too.
    .-= PippaD @ A Mothers Ramblings´s last blog ..Christmas Club – February! =-.

  3. lolol you had me at “Dear Morgan Freeman, wtf”
    .-= Jolon´s last blog ..Reader Saves 78% on Groceries at Kroger =-.

  4. The only time my cat gets on my head, it’s to eat my hair.

  5. Plus, he’s just got a tiny little kitten up there and you’re balancing like a cat and half on top of your towel turban. Morgan Freeman wishes he could rock the cat on the head look as well as you!
    .-= Jill´s last blog ..Looking up =-.

  6. Yeesh. And I thought Morgan Freeman was better than that. Tsk. Tsk.

  7. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
    .-= rimarama´s last blog ..Fun with Book Club =-.

  8. I feel that the only way this relationship can possibly be repaired is if the two of you get together for your own reality tv show. Since the cat is a point of contention, ditch them. Get a labrador and a lemur and tour big city airports in a golf cart.
    I’d pay to see that.

  9. 9
    Just A. Reader

    Kind of makes me ashamed to live in his hometown. I might have to move. Thanks, Morgan Freeman.

  10. Dammit, G-d, stop copying Jenny!

    But props for being so cool G-d copies you!
    .-= Uriah´s last blog ..While on the potty =-.

  11. Actually this is just further proof that you rule. Soon all celebrities will be wearing cats on their heads, and then Wal-Mart and Target will be selling faux cat hats.

    It may not be to late to copyright. Better get thee to thy attorneys post haste!
    .-= Pete´s last blog ..Fort Lauderdale-deedoody =-.

  12. Wow Mrs. The Bloggess. Morgan Freeman is a GREAT MAN. In fact he played GOD one time! How dare you say he stole something!! HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED GOD???? In fact I believe this link will PROVE he is a classy and well respected man: http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/07/10/morgan_freeman_to_marry_his_step_grandda

    Shame on you Mrs. The Bloggess…. Shame….

  13. Here is my theory. CATS have been wearing PEOPLE since, man, way before Victorian times.
    You are just passively agressively trying to turn the tables, but it’s a meaningless gesture. They know who the real masters are.
    So it’s not Morgan Freeman’s fault.
    .-= Bridget´s last blog ..When Vampires Eat Crayons, They Become Power Rangers =-.

  14. Oh, so not the same thing, because while your cat is clearly sitting on top of your head, that poor little black kitty is sort of, you know, stapled to the back of Morgan’s head.

    Or hanging for dear life onto the hair on the back of his head with tiny kitty claws.

    Or just PhotoShopped in. Yeah, that’s it…
    .-= Lisa´s last blog ..The Zen of Zentangles =-.

  15. I just hope he doesn’t turn this into another Isaac Newton vs Gottfried Leibniz debacle. You know, like last time.

  16. Am I the only one to notice that the position and shape of the cat’s ears seem to mimic the shape of M. Freeman’s do?

  17. So I didn’t pay much attention to that entire post. YOU MET MORGAN FREEMAN IN AN AIRPORT*???

    *by which I mean, slightly run into almost kinda, WHICH TOTALLY COUNTS.
    .-= K´s last blog ..It’s like my mouth is pooping sadness =-.

  18. Nobody online makes me laugh out loud at 7.43 am.

    Except you.

    Thanks. :)

  19. Holy bejezus…. It’s like a train wreck. I don’t want to keep looking at the dead cat on the Victorian woman’s head, but I just can’t help it. AAAAAHHHHHHH. I don’t like it. I don’t like it AT ALL.

    Jenny, however, is adorable with a cat on her head, and I hate to say it, but so is Morgan Freeman. You should feel good, though. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery/ creepy stalking. Ohmigosh!! Morgan Freeman is totally stalking you!! YAY!!!

  20. I never trusted that guy, even as far back as “Electric Company.” And now I know why. Thank you for exposing him.
    .-= Daddy Scratches´s last blog ..Oh, you mean that Mom 2.0 Summit I’ve known for months I’d be attending is suddenly here, and I’m once again scrambling at the last minute to get out of town? Well, at least I’m consistent. =-.

  21. Unfortunately, Freeman’s hand is in the way, so you can’t see how he ripped off that Victorian lady’s PUSS necklace, as well. Derivative bastard.
    .-= pjwaldron´s last blog ..Must Remember Talking Points =-.

  22. If he starts wearing kitten mittens then all bets are off.
    .-= Lisa W.´s last blog ..Father Daughter Dance 2010 =-.

  23. the cat does not make morgan freeman look younger or slimmer. so you win.

    PS: i just saw that video of the cat on your turban on youtube recently and did not even know it was you! see!! you really do win!!

  24. What we’re not seeing is the next photo in the series where the cat yells “This picture is derivative crap, just like Robin Hood! Go cry to Clint Eastwood!” then clawed his ears off.
    .-= Rebekah´s last blog ..Six Degrees of Mommy =-.

  25. That cat is OBVIOUSLY standing on a stool BEHIND Mr. Freeman. It’s a sham. And frankly a little pathetic, as far as cat-balancing goes. Don’t quit your day job, Morgan.
    .-= Alexa´s last blog ..And So It Goes (0, 1, 2). =-.

  26. I would have never suspected that Morgan Freeman kills cats. Thank you very much for the warning. I will keep an eye out for the cat killer!

  27. i love it when you take on the man. you always win.
    .-= mylittlebecky´s last blog ..inside, internal, middle, bologna, lettuce, mayo-ayo-naise =-.

  28. To be charitable, you’ve no idea whether the kitten (alive or otherwise) is not just perched on a stool that’s sitting on a table BEHIND Morgan Freeman’s head. I mean, it’s OBVIOUS that the cat on your head is actually ON YOUR HEAD. What with being able to see the paws and the balancing and the whole tail thing. But the other kitten? That could be a fraudulent headcat.
    .-= cenobyte´s last blog ..Doubleyou tee Eff =-.

  29. What actually worries me most here is that I’m not entirely sure Morgan Freeway is AWARE he has a cat on his head. Because from his expression it seems like he might not be. And if he IS aware, look how much smaller his headcat is than yours? Either way, it just equals sad.
    .-= Lesley´s last blog ..Yes, We Really Do Have Our Own Baseball Stadium Here At Um…What?? Headquarters (We Also Have an Indoor Ice Rink and A Skydiving Wind Tunnel Training Facility) (Okay, We Don’t Have Any Of These Things) (We Do Have A Carport, Though) =-.

  30. You are still much more awesome than Morgan Freeman. His feline appears to be a kitten, and yours is obviously a full grown cat. You win!

  31. um, that woman’s collar says puss. and she’s kind of turned at an awkward angle so it could even potentially say pussy.
    also, you think they would at least make the cat look more natural once they taxidermied it. it just looks horrified at being dead and on some victorian woman named pussy’s head.
    also, i think that last sentence was grammatically incorrect.

  32. That Victorian woman is fucking freaky. Morgan’s head cat is just a small kitten, whereas yours is a full grown cat. Morgan Freeman FAILED!
    .-= Summer´s last blog ..Where’s Sissybear?: Part 1 =-.

  33. You totally ROCK the whole cat on head thing WAY better than Morgan Freeman ever wished he could, and well that victorian chick can just suck it because you CLEARLY can do it better!
    .-= Jamie @ Love To Shop Mom´s last blog ..H-E-B $20 Grocery Gift Card Giveaway =-.

  34. So, you’re saying there’s Chinese for dinner?

    .-= LiLu´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Never Try to Fool a Gay Man =-.

  35. It’s like Schrödinger’s cat but with hair. (Everyone loves a good physics joke, right?)

    … and I see pixels and stuff on Mr. Freeman’s personal Basement Cat! It’s a shoop!
    .-= Cyndi´s last blog ..Dear Shirt.Woot =-.

  36. I think his cat looks photoshoped (yeah it’s a word), plus now that I think of it, his cat is really only a kitten…where is the talent in that? Now try balancing a CAT on your head Morgan!!
    .-= Janis @ Sneak Peek At Me´s last blog ..Sleep Study – Wired! =-.

  37. Wearing cats on your head is sooooo 2009. I suggest you move onto something more modern, like rats in your pocket. No, wait, I did that in ’92. Sigh, nevermind. Carry on.
    .-= melistress´s last blog ..How Social Networking is Ruining My Life =-.

  38. Do these celebrities ever find out about your posts and get all uppity on you?

    I wonder, because I was thinking about the Heloise encounter and how you TOTES should have asked what you wanted to ask her, because, hell yes, baking soda, right?!

    Anyway, so I was thinking about that, and suddenly it hit me: I think Heloise is the one who fanned out your sex mags. THINK ABOUT IT.
    .-= Sarah p´s last blog ..Attention, attention! Ladies, gentlemen and you there! =-.

  39. Morgan Freeman once killed my childhood dog and wore it on his head.
    .-= Tristachio´s last blog ..Doody & Tits =-.

  40. I think Schrödinger might have a thing or two to say about that living/dead cat on Morgan Freeman’s head. Or not. He’s a fickle guy.
    .-= mr farty´s last blog ..If you’re not into baby photos just move along. kthxbai =-.

  41. Never trust a man named Morgan.

    He’ll screw your dog too.
    .-= mrsblogalot´s last blog ..It’s My Time =-.

  42. You know he’s really trying to screw with you when he has photos taken of him wearing curlers and holding a blow dryer.
    .-= Becky Mochaface´s last blog ..Tea Partay =-.

  43. This might be just the thing to pull the Bloggess Army away from charity and refocused on tormenting celebrities. It’ll be like getting the band back together.
    .-= Evn´s last blog ..Quote o’ the Moment – Musings of a Preadolescent =-.

  44. Imitation is the sincerest form of STEALING. We are on to you, Morgan Freeman. Oh yes.
    .-= Stacia´s last blog ..Kansas Silent Film Festival, Feb. 26 and 27, 2010 =-.

  45. Drinking game for this post:
    Take a shot for every time you wrote “Morgan Freeman”. Just try to come outta that one alive.
    .-= Beckles´s last blog ..How to Survive in a Zombie Apocalypse: The Boys Scouts Aren’t Even *This* Prepared =-.

  46. Yeah, but both Freeman and that dead woman are just sitting there. You’re brushing your teeth with a cat on your head. Could Morgan Freeman do that? No. You are obviously much more skilled than they are.

    Maybe it’s time for a Cat-On-The-Head Olympics.
    .-= Chag´s last blog ..Scheming =-.

  47. You are clearly wearing a cat on your head. SUPA TALENT!

    That kitten is totally photobombing Morgan Freeman’s photo shoot. I think he’s oblivious.
    .-= MommiePie´s last blog ..Ovulation Brain =-.

  48. Thanks for giving me yet another reason to not watch movies. As if the lifetime ban from all local movie theaters wasn’t enough. (Apparently, the cops get kinda mad if you stab the jerk sitting next to you. Who knew??)

    Also, as I was reading this, my tweetdeck came up with a new tweet. Apparently, there’s a cat in the Boston area with 1.5 million twitter followers. Guessing it’s not Morgan’s cat though, since that looks more like a robotic talking cat I saw on TV once.

  49. Endearing. Genius.

    I am now a huge fan of yours, spreading your genius on facebook and twitter.

    Great Big Momma Hugs,
    .-= Momma´s last blog ..MommasCrap: RT @TheBloggess: http://thebloggess.com/?p=6040 You brought this on yourself, Morgan Freeman =-.

  50. That Morgan Freeman kitten looks bored. Your cat on the other hand looks…fierce. Or really scared. One of those.

  51. i’ve totally lost my train of thought re: morgan freeman idolizing you, because as i read the comments, i see …”last blog..while on the potty” and i’m just…totally grossed out. no offense, potty person. but. ew? I HOPE YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU POSTED. i should probably go wash my eyes, just in case.

  52. I have some GOOD NEWS and BAD NEWS.

    The Good News is you are RIGHT. Morgan Freeman is totally a pose thief.

    The Bad News, it’s not from you but from Auguste Rodin’s “The Thinker”.

    They reason I know he isn’t ALSO stealing your Cat On The Head idea, is because that picture is way old, due to the fact that he is using his “dead hand” to prop up his head, which since his car accident a couple years ago would be impossible to do.
    .-= Ed Adams´s last blog ..How did I get so FAT?…..Thankfully, I’m still sexy! =-.

  53. Whoa. I see that the dog on my head is TOTALLY out of style.
    .-= Lynn from For Love or Funny´s last blog ..There’s something weird between my husband’s legs =-.

  54. I must know — are you laughing hysterically when you write this shit? Because I am dying over here. Ooohooo, this is hilarity to me. Anyway, why would anyone pose for a picture with a cat on their head? I mean, at least with you, the cat is in action, the cat is drawn to the top of your head and jumps up there for whatever reason. But the others are *posed* with cats on their heads? That doesn’t make any sense! It’s not art. It’s just weird.
    .-= Andrea´s last blog .."Cousins" =-.

  55. In a contest, I’d give the Best Picture of Cat on Head award to you. The one on yours is massive. Size matters, ladies and gents. Don’t let the propaganda fool you.

  56. In Morgan’s defence you’re awesome so he’d want to copy you…but then again he does have a cute kitten, while you have a grown cat. Tough one. :)
    .-= cassey´s last blog ..Nerves =-.

  57. I think there is a big difference in the pictures. You have a cat sitting on your head. The cat on Morgan Freeman’s is clearly trying to fuck Morgan’s hair.
    .-= William´s last blog ..The Other Man. =-.

  58. Apparently Ms Cat-On-Head was also the forerunner of another current fashion trend. That “PUSS” necklace? The “JUICY” necklace of yesterday. Thanks, bitch.

  59. U want to read all of your commenter’s blogs. Because they all sound awesome.
    That being said I am with everyone else that said the kitten is photoshopped. And there by not as cool. But the first time I saw your pic With your cat I thought that was photoshopped as well.so yeah. No idea where I’m going with this. So I’ll quit now.

  60. And you expect us to believe that you overlooked the “Pussy” choke collar? Pussy say wha? You’re obviously not a true cat-in-head-portraitist until you have your pussy choke collar. So unless Morgan Freeman gets one before you, you’re still in the game.
    .-= Yellaphant´s last blog ..Notes from the Iberian Coasts =-.

  61. When he couldn’t get you to talk to him in the airport, he had to take it up a notch…

    He really, really wants to be your friend.

    But you should block him on Twitter anyway! :)
    .-= a´s last blog ..Show and Tell – My Valentines =-.

  62. hold. the. phone.

    does that dead-cat wearing victorian lady’s collar say ‘pussy?”
    .-= mommymae´s last blog ..waterbed =-.

  63. #63 on my bucket list is dead cat on head… cr-a-zy.
    .-= Simone´s last blog ..Remember when spam was just "food"? =-.

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    Judith Prudith

    Little girl: “Mommy, Daddy, I want a dead cat to wear on my head.”
    Parents: “Hmmm, no, that’s just weird.”
    Little girl: “But I want a dead cat!”
    Parents: “Then you’ll have to marry Morgan Freeman, and that’s final!”
    Little girl: “Can I have a victorian wedding then?”
    Parents: “Absolutely.”

    I’m on pain meds. *shrugs*

  65. Well actually you are BOTH copying me as I had a pic of my cat on my head taken in December – William, his name is. He used to be called Ethel but then we discovered balls.
    .-= Fishy´s last blog ..Mildred to the Rescue =-.

  66. Every time I read your blog, I think “Who thinks like this?” Obviously, you do. Wow.

  67. this could be Morgan Freeman’s version of a Missed Connection on Craig’s List and he’s trying to reach you.

    i swear i started cracking up as soon as i opened this and saw the photo.
    .-= Patty Punker´s last blog ..sibling sex on ice – not nice =-.

  68. Notice how the collar around the Victorian lady’s neck says “PUSS” on it with a huge lack of the letter “Y” following it? I’m guessing that’s cause they liked to keep it classy in 1843. Y? Cause they were pussies.
    .-= Mistress of Snark´s last blog ..I don’t know if these GummiBursts are as addictive as meth cause I’ve never had meth. But I’ve had a lot of candy and this shit is bad for you. =-.

  69. 71
    Annie Sheldon

    Morgan Freeman showed up in my dream a few nights ago. He was, however, sans cat.

  70. I pictured your delivery of that last line was just like the scene in Anchorman where Veronica Corningstone says to Ron Burgundy (in the middle of the newsroom after Baxter gets booted off the bridge and Veronica reads the news and Ron calls her a scorpion woman), “You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy.”

    Except it’s “Mr. Freeman” and Veronica Corningstone has a cat on her head.
    .-= Ells´s last blog ..Getting some restraint =-.

  71. First time I had seen either picture, man I give you props for the towel and the cat. Morgan can suck it.
    .-= Bobbi Janay´s last blog ..Snark, Love, and Pseudo Celebrities =-.

  72. ok, seriously, I have laryngitis right now and am laughing like a silent hyena…thanks a lot!

    btw…I’m not a big fan of cats (at least as far as my kids and husband are concerned – I can’t show weakness), but I do love what you do with them!
    .-= Jen´s last blog ..Plague, skiing, Dooce and Pioneer Woman =-.

  73. I hear that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Which I think means that you are officially cooler than Morgan Freeman. I smell a movie collaboration in your future. Or maybe that’s just the dead cat.
    .-= Cheddar´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Dating Tips =-.

  74. Well fuck me sideways with a butterknife! Great, now I can’t watch The Shawshank Redeption EVER AGAIN without looking for that freaking CAT on his head every 2 BLOODY MINUTES! Pfft. Ruined. An all time favorite classic Morgan Freeman movie IN MY PERSONAL COLLECTION just ruined. That cat will be stalking me in every scene now.

    I mean I JUST GOT OVER the whole cat stalking issue on all your pics, how the hell can I manage this now too!? I’m pissed at both of you. You cat wearing stalker weirdos.

    Alright fine, I you win. You did the whole cat thing first and thus Morgan is a total douchebag for copying. On the other hand I’m still pissed at you both for making me relive this trauma. *sigh*
    .-= Mesina´s last blog ..Ask Me: March prize and official launch =-.

  75. *gasp* I never thought that Morgan Freeman could be such a copycat (I hope he is a little, cause catkiller is so much worse)! Anyway, your pic looks much better so I’m sure you’ll win the award when there is one.
    .-= zorindha´s last blog ..A gamer’s confession =-.

  76. I’m sure Marie Antoinette had a cat on her head at least once because she loved putting stuff in her hair. I think that’s why the French citizens chopped off her head, just to stop all that nonsense. A cat and towel are one thing, but she over-accessorized.

    I love you and Morgan Freeman, so I’m not sure who to support on this one. You both look great wearing cats, although you’re cute, while he somehow manages to look distinguished, as usual. I considered contacting his rep. to find out when the picture was taken, but I’m just going to let it be a draw.

    Wait! I just remembered that you’re a cat czar, so this may change things.
    .-= Theresa Milstein´s last blog ..House Hunt =-.

  77. I’m thinking Morgan Freeman is the victim here… have you seen him in person since your encounter at the airport? He was probably kidnapped by zombie terrorists, who’ve had him locked away and drugged, and they’ve leaked this photo as a secret message just to you… to say, “we’re coming for you, czarina! and you’re little cat, too!” I feel sorry for the guy, honestly…
    .-= Jean´s last blog ..Snow Day =-.

  78. Holy crap! That cat on Morgan Freemans head totally looks like my cat with the wonky eye that drips eye goop all over the place!
    .-= Stephanie´s last blog ..Thursday! But not TMI! =-.

  79. I think you are misinterpreting that photo. Morgan Freeman isn’t wearing a cat; that cat is clearly wearing a Morgan Freeman.
    .-= Jenni´s last blog ..RTT: Dude, I Don’t Even Know =-.

  80. I bet you Shatner is behind this.

  81. What strikes me as remarkable more than the cat-on-the-head thing is that so many of your commenters’ last posts have really, really long titles. I’m not sure what to make of that.
    .-= Stephanie Smirnov´s last blog ..How to Moderate a VIP Panel =-.

  82. I think you might be making assumptions, because I think the cat is probably Morgan Freeman’s driver/controller. Like the bitty aliens that drove the human bodies in ‘Men in Black.’

    What I can’t figure out is if there is an inner compartment and the cat is just going to pee or something or if that is just where his controls are. How much makeup would it take to cover up an entire cat? That is probably why he narrates so much.

  83. Not only did Morgan Freeman steal your look, but he’s doing it all wrong. See? No towel. The towel is what makes it so elegant.
    .-= Barbara´s last blog ..How’s That Working For You? =-.

  84. Morgan Freeman? Dahamn, girl. I totally wished I was you when you met MORGAN FREEMAN.
    .-= tokenblogger´s last blog ..This snow this winter… =-.

  85. OMG. Seriously, I will never be the same. Why in the HELL would you ever put a DEAD cat on your head? I mean, I totally get the live cat thing. My cat jumps up on my shoulder like he’s a frickin’ parrot and that’s cool. But if I wandered around with a dead cat on my shoulder? Straight to jail, like Monopoly. WTF.
    .-= Kendahl´s last blog ..POM Wonderful Review =-.

  86. That is awesome! I wonder if that cat on Morgan’s head is now famous. I wish you’d move to Seattle!!!
    .-= Marisa @ Where’s The Party?´s last blog ..Cloth diapers RULE! =-.

  87. Isn’t imitation the sincerest form of flattery or something like that? Maybe he just wants to be you. If you see a picture of him in a confidence wig you’ll know he’s trying to take over your life. Maybe its like that movie…I don’t remember the name but it possibly had Jennifer Jason Leigh in it and she wanted this other woman’s life and she started to take it over. So tell Victor if he comes home and you look really tan that its not you…its really Morgan Freeman.
    .-= lanned´s last blog ..Pretend judgmental people suck =-.

  88. your cat is bigger. his is probs just an homage to that girl in the airport who made him feel like everyone else that one time.

  89. (a) I *actually* heard your conversation with Morgan Freeman in a Morgan Freeman voice (except he said “the only card you’ll ever need” at the end). Thank you for the confirmation that I am actually not really all that stable.

    (b) I bet if you turn that woman around, that “PUSS” actually reads “PUSSY GALORE”. You’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do Ian Fleming.

    Given I read (b) into that, I guess I probably already knew about the unstable thing.
    .-= harmzie´s last blog ..Balentimes =-.

  90. I meant fuck that dude (with the right link this time).
    .-= Black Hockey Jesus´s last blog ..Fuck You I Won’t Do What You Tell Me =-.

  91. All of these pictures are slightly creepy, sorry Bloggess, on the upside though, yours is the least creepy.

    Sadie at heyMamas
    .-= Sadie at heyMamas´s last blog ..Waaahhhhh =-.

  92. You totally win the gold in Cat on the Head wearing since your cat is way bigger and could totally kick Morgan Freeman’s cat’s ass!

  93. See, that right there is not right.
    Dear Morgan,
    You cannot copy the bloggess headgear. We request that you return the cat immediately to the Unicorns so they may nuzzle it and return to the rightful cat lady.
    Govern yourself accordingly, Morgan.

    The Bloggess Legal Dream Team. <——-Yeah!

  94. I m not sure the pic is victorian. for god’s sake, her necklace spells pussy.
    I think. I can’t be sure. It isn’t necessarily old, it’s just black & white.

    and also, news flash PHOTOSHOP.
    no dead cats, no actor murderers, no paid killers, no nothing. nada.

  95. You do realize that Morgan Freeman is a homewrecking creep wanna be right? Morgan Freeman totally hit on my husband one time in LA…I am not kidding. Just watch out for him. This cat on the head thing that he stole from you is his way of worming his way into Victors heart. Watch out…Morgan Freeman is a hussy!

  96. WOw. that’s all I can say. And Rhia, hate to burst your bubble, but there was such a thing as porn in vic times. (Essentially, ever since we’ve had the ability to reproduce images, we’ve been taking pictures of the reproductive bits.)
    .-= adulterousellie´s last blog ..Confessions =-.

  97. I also totally thought that Comment 97 Rhia said her necklace smells like pussy and thats fucking weird…

  98. Wow – I am rendered speechless by Morgan Freeman’s gall.
    .-= Deidre´s last blog ..But I don’t speak Australian… =-.

  99. its a good thing you dont live here in canada. you wouldnt be able to enjoy the commercials during the Olympics; he narrates them too. For canadian ads! I KNOW.
    .-= leel´s last blog ..rabbit hole alert: a 2 parter =-.

  100. again, holy LORD you are hilarious. I kinda peed a little while reading. But that, again, is totally my children’s fault for completely fucking up my bladder’s ability to, you know, bladder….

  101. Don’t you worry Jenny! You were the first “Cat Person” with a cat on their head honored on our blog. So what if Morgan is all like “Ohhh, I want a cat on my head because Jenny had one on her head and she got on the TPPC.tv blog.” Morgan sweetie, you can’t train YOUR kitty to be a bumpit too…you just couldn’t carry the look.
    By the way Morgan, the countless number of calls from your “People” begging us to feature YOU as a cat person, obviously isn’t working. Your ugly little secret is out. We will never, ever, ever feature you as a cat person ever…never. Put the kitty down Morgan, step away from the kitty cat!

    On another note, the Victorian picture is really disturbing because wearing 1/2 of a dead stuffed cat hat is just…yucky.

    To see Jenny honored as a cat person all the way back on January 25 go to http://www.tppc.tv/blog2/?p=125
    .-= Lookielou´s last blog ..What Goes Around, Comes Around =-.

  102. Dead cats and Morgan Freeman are my living nightmare. Thanks for the reminder. I tried to put my live, small as shit chihuahua on my head and he fell. On the tile floor.

  103. Morgan Freeman: kitten killer. You heard it hear first. Now someone alert PETA, stat!
    .-= Snarkier Than You´s last blog ..Hey You – Wanna Watch Twilight With Us?!? =-.

  104. […] I don’t have much time to write it, but basically the Bloggess put a cat on her head and then Morgan Freeman did and so this is my response, only I’m using Thea’s cat, Grendel, instead of Lexie […]

  105. 108

    morgan freeman has a little pussy.

    yours is full grown.

  106. I’m thinking it’s maybe time someone call the SPCA about Morgan Freeman and the cat incident. Because that cat looks like it’s actually stuck in Morgan Freeman’s hair, and to me, that would be considered abuse. Cat abuse, to be exact. Which is illegal, isn’t it? Or close enough to maybe have some kick Morgan Freeman’s little ass, and have him stop taking full and clear advantage of The Bloggess in every way possible.
    .-= Mary @ Holy Mackerel´s last blog ..State Of Being =-.

  107. The cat on his head totally looks drugged and is disproportionately tiny. Clearly, you are more talented at the cat balancing and being a goodwill ambassador for all felines. That dead cat is creepy.

  108. i think this is the more important morgan freeman picture.

  109. sorry, i’m going with God on this one *winks to the sky* after all, if God and basement cat are in the same picture the apocalypse is nigh…

  110. You cannot trust a man who is in a car wreck with a woman who is not his mistress (cough! cough!) and rips off your ideas !! No! Never! He’s not who we thought he was!
    .-= MiddleAgedWomanBlogging´s last blog ..While I’m Getting Ready For The Travel Channel To Find Me…. =-.

  111. He must be a really sad person.
    .-= Paula´s last blog ..Pass the tartar sauce, Matey! =-.

  112. Pure gold.

  113. Her collar says “Puss”

    …I don’t really think anything else needs to be said.
    .-= MegAllen´s last blog ..Massage. =-.

  114. Morgan is totally copying you… even though that photo dates from some time before last November, it doesn’t matter. He was just copying you ahead of time.

  115. All I can say is, I am REALLY happy he isn’t naked.
    .-= Jessi´s last blog ..I don’t usually do this. =-.

  116. Seriously?
    No rip on the “Pussy” choker at all??

  117. Morgan Freeman is pure awesomeness. Named my fish after him and we call it Morgan Freeman, not just Morgan. Like the man, total awesomeness. I’d be willing to bet that HE didn’t steal your idea… the photographer did. Give the man a little credit. He is Morgan Freeman after all. I’ll bet ya that’s what happened.
    .-= Denise´s last blog ..Mini wonky pot vase =-.

  118. “Based upon facts I pulled directly out of my ass….”

    (I stole it from someone else, so it seems unavoidable that I share the booty of that wonderful little nugget with someone else who may be able to use it. I mean, after THAT ordeal – having Morgan Freeman lost to you, possibly having to sneak a horse head into his bed while he sleeps – I mean UGH – you really needed a little pick-me-up. You’re WELCOME!)
    .-= JustLinda´s last blog ..Everybody gets a trophy! =-.

  119. How do you do it? I’m in stitches. No, not dead cat stitches. Just Daniel stitches. But does it really matter? Stitches are stitches. I might as well have stolen the stitches from Morgan Freeman’s dead cat. Because after all, what does he need with a perfectly poised dead cat on his head?

    Maybe without the stitches his cat will ooze off the side of his head and this whole debacle can be put behind us. Probably not. Morgan Freeman doesn’t need some stupid stitches to keep the dead cat poised. It probably hangs suspended just above his head by the power of his voice. I mean word. No, not like Jesus. Like… well. Someone else. Other than Jesus. But who plays Jesus. Or nearly Jesus. God. Or a black man in a nice suit claiming to be God.

    This is all so very confusing.
    .-= Daniel´s last blog ..The Power of Your Story and Simple Choices to Participate =-.

  120. Taxidermists should totally invest in this. Good way to revitalize the industry. (Which I can only assume must be dying as I have not seen a stuffed animal in anyone’s house since I was eight … that was actually really disturbing for eight-year-old me … )
    .-= Kate´s last blog ..New York: Part Two =-.

  121. Dear Miss Jenny,

    Why is the pretty Victorian lady wearing PART of a dead cat on her head and does that choker around her neck REALLY say “PUSSY”?????

    .-= Elisa´s last blog ..Today I was creative… =-.

  122. Your cat is far cuter.
    .-= Katie´s last blog ..Reduce Water Bottle Winner! =-.

  123. Um, what does that lady’s choker say?
    .-= tmc´s last blog ..Happy things, in list form =-.

  124. Honestly– the whole thing just grosses me out– I mean, cats are nice and all, but they walk around in a box of thier own poo and then sit on your head? While you brush you teeth? It’s like smearing poop in your mouth. I can’t handle it.

  125. Awwww, you cat lovers are making me all verklempt…oh wait, I’m allergic to cats…just my allergies ;-)
    .-= Ghennipher´s last blog ..Search Engine Strartup Tips from Bing’s Scott Prevost =-.

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    That One Guy

    Easy Reader clearly reads, and admires The Czar of Nothingness, The Bloggess. This must be his way of showing the world what you do is *so* hard and he wants to do it *so* bad that he’s willing to start with kittens.

    We should cheer his efforts in aspiring to be more Bloggessy. What have the rest of the Hollywood cockknuckles done to pay tribute. Oh, and he should apologize for not running by you first. Would him tweeting that be sufficient?

  127. […] Morgan Freeman… I know what you are thinking. Silly little Vapid Blonde trying to glom onto  Jenny’s  post NO!!! This is fair warning. He will show up and try to wreck your home with his celebrity and his […]

  128. I have not read all the comments for this post, so I do not know if someone else has already made this point. Morgan Freeman is now “the voice” of the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric. http://blogs.tampabay.com/media/2010/01/morgan-freeman-takes-over-as-vocie-of-the-cbs-evening-news-with-katie-couric.html So, I guess you don’t watch her now either? I, personally, would prefer they bring back Walter Cronkite’s voice.
    .-= Cindy´s last blog ..Violets =-.

  129. OMG Jenny – You are too funny!
    Forget about Morgan Freeman and the little kitty so obviously nestled in his hair. How did you get that huge cat to sit on your head?? While BRUSHING your teeth no less?! (You brushing your teeth, not the cat brushing your teeth. Oh, you know what I mean.) My cat would’ve shred my bare shoulders on her way to the food dish.
    Thanks for the laugh!
    .-= Juliana, aka Kernut´s last blog ..When Lost in the Crenshaw District of L.A., Sacrifice The Blond =-.

  130. Jenny, I found this and I’m convinced you’ve set your kitty loose on the world, especially the policemen of the world, to wreak havoc in your name. What do you have against the police, Jenny? That said, the cat seems to love said policeman pretty intensely, just perhaps a little inappropriately for a work setting. The point is, sometimes cats just want to be on your head and there’s nothing you can do about it, EVEN IF YOU HAVE A GUN. Cats just don’t respect authority.


  131. Morgan Freeman with a can on his head, OR black cat with a gigantic Morgan Freeman body suit? The world will never know for certain.
    .-= Only Words To Play With´s last blog ..Reading Lolita, Closely =-.

  132. *cat*, not *can*
    .-= Only Words To Play With´s last blog ..Reading Lolita, Closely =-.

  133. Aaaaaand you’re missing the bigger point here, literally: You have a cat balanced on your head. Morgan has a KITTEN. Child’s play.
    .-= BOSSY´s last blog ..Yet Another Little Known Fact =-.

  134. I’m a new reader to your blog and I just have to say… I have no idea why… but this post made me laugh SO HARD. Write your damn book so I can pay you money for making me laugh. XOXO

  135. It would appear that the cats have begun their systematic take over of the planet.

    Oh well, the Egyptians did try to warn us about that…
    .-= Ness at Drovers Run´s last blog ..What Music Gets You All Riled Up? =-.

  136. Here’s the good news: Now that Morgan Freeman is dead you can totally make him into a Victorian style head dress. Win. Win.
    .-= Elly Lou´s last blog ..Latex-wearing Pony-humping Freakazoids =-.

  137. In unrelated news…. have you seen this new computer mouse in all it’s labial glory? http://www.yankodesign.com/2010/02/11/you-mouse-around-here-often/

  138. Is Victorian Bloggess actually wearing a choker/collar that says “Pussy?” Man, the Victorians totally knew how to rock their fetishisms.
    .-= Rosie´s last blog ..Packing up the seeds God planted… =-.

  139. i still think you have the upper hand here. at least you used a FULL sized cat on your head. anyone can balance a kitten on their head.
    in fact, i think he should lose points for using a kitten in the first place.
    it just seems like cheating.
    .-= steff´s last blog ..BlogHer Bound? =-.

  140. Ok not only does that victorian cat look evil her collar totally says Puss and that is fucking awesome

  141. Morgan Freeman & Victorian Lady’s Head Cats can suck it! Jenny, your HEAD CAT is WAAAAAAYYY BETTER!

  142. I think you’re looking at this all wrong. You’re starting a fashion trend here. It’s like Parachute pants, but way cooler. I say you up the game on these fuckers, show them what real cat headwear fashion is all about. You should bedazzle yours, maybe add a feather or even a pocket for treats. It can double as a change purse. Some of the best ideas in fashion are born from functionality. I’ll put together some sketches and make some calls.
    .-= MayoPie´s last blog ..Mayo Promotes His New Film =-.

  143. Don’t look but I think Morgan Freeman is stalking you and is probably in love with you….pshhh, I told you not to look!
    .-= 3xx1xy´s last blog ..“Ass”adero =-.

  144. Unfortunately, instead of fuzzy cats/kitten hats, in our house we have the 45 lb. Boxer asshat. Lovely to look at, but hell on the head and neck.

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    skinny malinky

    I think that kitten is actually in control of Mr. Freeman’s brain. It’s the puppet master, which explains all of the recent reports in Variety about Morgan Freeman cruelly toying with injured mice and then disemboweling them. Plus people out here were wondering why he was shitting in sandboxes all the time. Mystery solved!

  146. I cant believe I just read a whole psot about cat on your head pics..lol

    .-= John Paul Aguiar´s last blog ..Want To Make Money Blogging? Then Stop Using Entrecard =-.

  147. 150

    She’s wearing a collar… and it says “Puss” on it. WTF?

  148. Anybody can wear a cat but not everyone looks good. You my dear look fabulous in your cat fashions!
    .-= Jenn´s last blog ..I ? Curling =-.

  149. This has to be a really subversive post about Morgan Freeman (allegedly) banging his grandaughter, right? What with pictures of him covered in inappropriate pussy? Stop messing with me, Jenny.
    .-= anne nahm´s last blog ..One Rant Closer to Being that Lady with 100 cats =-.

  150. Wow, that is totally like the time I wore this black dress with all these hand painted gold triangles all over it to a family dinner. And then Lady GaGa wore the EXACT SAME THING to a photo shoot. Like HELLO! She didn’t even make the triangles herself. Bitch.

  151. That Victorian lady with the dead cat on her head looks like a real asshole.
    .-= Allie´s last blog ..Spaghatta Nadle Part Fahve! =-.

  152. Anyone else picturing Morgan as he was in his Electric Company Days…as one of the two shadowed-out face silhouettes, him saying “Dead”, and his counterpart saying “Cat” and then together them saying “Dead Cat”?

    ….just me?

  153. I’m sorry that Morgan Freeman hurt you but enough about you – let’s talk about me. No one has EVER tenderly called me “little ninja” and I didn’t realize how much I needed it until this effin’ moment. Thanks for that.
    .-= Vikki´s last blog ..Thoughts on Parenting =-.

  154. He would choose that color of cat..
    .-= Kirst´s last blog ..Jousting with Jesus =-.

  155. you know that you’re a TOTAL genius, right? <3 u!!!!
    .-= Super G´s last blog ..The Challenge to Love =-.

  156. Morgan Freeman should go back to the Electric Company and leave the living cat-hat fashion to you, the professional.

  157. How does someone go from the Electric Company to playing God in a major motion picture anyway? That’s got to be an infraction of some Screen Actors Guild thing. It’d be different if he’d started playing God in movies then has-beened himself to Electric Company, but this is just weird. Now that I think about it, maybe Morgan Freeman is an alien who hides his probing tools inside the faux cat on his head.

  158. Based on the photographic evidence, Mr. Freeman not only killed a kitten, but decapitated it as well. Where the fuck is the rest of that kitten?

  159. I hope he gets Toxoplasmosis.

  160. Is it bad luck to stand under a black cat? Or is that a ladder? Does bad luck happen to ALIENS?

  161. In my dreams, God is always played by Morgan Freeman. It could be because of that Jim Carrey movie. But I am not sayin’ it is. So this could be god sending you a message.
    .-= submom´s last blog ..Do you know what you are reading to your children? =-.

  162. I’ve heard such things about Morgan Freeman, but didn’t want to believe it. Now I am convinced- he steals people’s portrait ideas!
    I shall be burning my DVD of The Bucket List.
    Okay, I lied, I don’t own that movie- but if I did, I would burn it… FOR YOU!
    .-= MommyNaniBooboo´s last blog ..My shit smells like roses. Just ask my husband. =-.

  163. Kittens on Morgan Freeman’s head graduate to becoming full grown cats on The Bloggess… so, think about Morgan Freeman as the training ground for Bloggessness. Kittens who can’t cut it are eaten by his hair… true story.
    .-= HannahBanana´s last blog ..The day that would not end. =-.

  164. I think that clearly, Morgan Freeman has a “kitten” on his head. He’s not man enough to handle a “cat”. Dumbass.
    .-= Pamela @ 2 Much Testosterone´s last blog ..Bizarre Phrases and Bothersome Conduct =-.

  165. Seriously! These actors. Who does he think he is anyway? FYI the cat totally looks better on you.

  166. I have a solution for the Morgan Freeman dilemma. You need to don that stuffed pig on your fine cranium. What’s-his-name, General Custer? James Garfield? Yeah, THAT ONE. I can’t think of anyone who puts stuffed pigs on top of their wigs. Your very own pig wig. I expect this at the next conference. Make it so.
    .-= imaginary binky´s last blog ..When gremlins strike =-.

  167. Your pussy is far bigger and bushier than Morgan Freeman’s. Put it in the “win” column.

    Is a puss choker the female version of the cock ring? Those nutty Victorians…
    .-= Julie, The Wife´s last blog ..It’s Whoreticulture Friday! Issue 17 =-.

  168. ***You just ruined the entire film industry.***

    I’m sending this to my friend at Warner Brothers because they have no clue why movies suck.

    On an unrelated note, every time I post a comment it’s on a Friday and so it appears that “my latest post” is always the same fucking post so your Last Post Widget is making me look more lazy than I am.
    .-= Suzy´s last blog ..It’s Everybody Can Bite Me Friday! =-.

  169. Victorian dead-cat-on-her-head lady? CREEEEPPPYYYY!!!!

    You live-cat-on-your-head lady? Very cute!

    Him kitten-perhaps-on-his-head-or-perhaps-photoshopped guy? ummm… No.

    (PS, you’re a featured mention in my latest post, btw – in case you care!)
    (PPS, Yes, that’s an unabashed plea for you to read it!)
    .-= gurukarm (@karma_musings)´s last blog ..I’m Not Going to BlogHer’10 =-.

  170. I happen to know for a fact that he has been plotting this move EVER SINCE THE AIRPORT. It’s all because of jealousy. Word.
    .-= Suebob´s last blog ..Bachelor: Scent of Desperation =-.

  171. That is just a CAT that is the love child of Morgan Freeman and the Catwoman, or Pussy Galore…one of those two women…I read it somewhere.

  172. 175

    Are we just going to ignore the deadcatlady’s “Pussy” choker? I’m pretty sure Morgan Freeman is wearing one, too. Totally undignified.

  173. […] funny one). and speaking of the bloggess, do y’all think she’d mind very much if i just copied her post and pasted it in over here at my place? i think i can photoshop out her face from under that cat (which i’m […]

  174. Obviously he was doing it just to get your attention. He’s trying to induce “Freemanic Paracusia” in you:


  175. You’re all gonna end up with fleas if you don’t watch it.
    .-= Amy (aka TheMom)´s last blog ..Thick and Rich as Melted Chocolate Bars =-.

  176. Can you picture the meeting? Well Mister Freeman we thought we’d perch this kitten up in your hair?
    Emmm k

  177. He is dating his own step-granddaughter. He can’t be trusted to NOT kill cats. Am I the only one this is obvious to?

  178. I think the cat in Bekka’s video was trying very hard to get out of a citation.

  179. HA HA!!! That video is fucking awesome!!
    .-= NinjaDragonFly´s last blog ..Red Eye Alert =-.

  180. I think that may be my favorite man in the whole world.
    .-= Bridget Callahan´s last blog ..How To Write a VC Andrews book: bayou, blonde, lithe, rich, rape, father, incest. Done. =-.

  181. The cop in the video I mean. Fuck Freeman.
    .-= Bridget Callahan´s last blog ..How To Write a VC Andrews book: bayou, blonde, lithe, rich, rape, father, incest. Done. =-.

  182. Oh come on, COMPLETE OVERREACTION. I mean think about it: you are rocking the cat-on-the-turban look. Each of the other examples cited has cat-directly-on-head.
    They are light years away from attaining your level of multi-item-stacking-on-head-ability.

    Plus, whatever happened to “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery”? I think you’re kind of jumping to a conclusion here – an erroneous conclusion – that Morgan Freeman has not been replaying that airport lost moment EVERY DAY SINCE IT HAPPENED. And just wishing he could be as cool as you.

    Tho obvs, he totally skipped the turban step.

    But FWIW he does look rather distinguished, even avec chat. Something hard to do when naked with towel turban. Pride has no place in cat-on-turban-balancing. QED: it is HUBRIS keeping morgan freeman from achieving his goal of being as cool as you. Poooor, poor morgan freeman.
    .-= Della´s last blog ..My Prince is Two =-.

  183. He’s probably just trying to get on your new boss’ good side. Can you blame him?

    BTW, I just awarded you the Beautiful Blogger award over at Minnestrella!
    .-= Trish´s last blog ..You maybe don’t know this about me…but I’m kind of a big deal. =-.

  184. I think the real criminal here is the cat.

  185. Why does the victorian woman look so effing happy about the dead cat on her head? Was the cat a murderer? Did the cat somehow “have it coming”? Are the ashes of her husband’s first wife/her former employer stuffed inside the cat?

    Did Victoria have a thing about cats and encourage the people to have them slaughtered and made into hats?

    Also how scratched up must that cop’s junk be, man? I’m pretty confident that the tape cut when it did because that cop shot that cat in the head before it could shred his manhood YET AGAIN.

    What does Morgan Freeman smell like in real life in an airport? Does he smell like Patchouli? I’ve always imagined he smells like a leather and pipe tobacco, but I hate people who smell like Patchouli so now I’m wondering.

  186. I cant believe you blamed Morgan Freeman. Now I have to stop my friend at Warner Brothers from reading my email and pretend I was in the middle of a heart attack when I pressed send.

    Your callous disregard for the motion picture industry breaks what damaged part of my heart I have left.
    .-= Suzy´s last blog ..It’s Everybody Can Bite Me Friday! =-.

  187. But who’s to say that cat is not just Photoshopped in there? It’s easy enough to do. Maybe he’s just emulating your look through computer trickery and whatnot.

  188. Morgan Fairchild I could see. Why not go after Morgan Fairchild. But MORGAN FREEMAN. Sacrilege.

  189. I like your cat on head plus towel look. Please post something on how all wives should do this.
    Le rarrrr.

  190. Watching any movie with Morgan Freeman in it has NOW been ruined. When I see him now, I will always think of “The Cat ON the Head” pic .

    For anyone playing The MORGAN FREEMAN Drinking game………


  191. Is it just me or does the Puss Lady look like you? Maybe you are she, reincarnated? And your cat knows and that’s why he jumped on your turban? And, maybe, there is some kind of cat ESP between your cat and Morgan’s baby cat (could it be an niece kitty?) and your cat told the kitty to jump on Morgan so he would remember you?

    So maybe it is ALL GOOD and the message is Morgan does remember you. He is communing through his photo, “Bloggess, if I told everyone of my fondness for you they would be too puzzled and your world would be filled with speculation and paparazzi. Let me love and admire from a distance. Peace, my airport friend.”

  192. Mew.
    .-= Kelly Duffy´s last blog ..Nothing much to say. =-.

  193. O.M.G. What if Morgan Freeman is aligned with your neice and going to steal kitten mittens next? Watch your back lady, watch your back…
    .-= Amy´s last blog ..Jumping Queens =-.

  194. You know I agree, Morgan Freeman is NOT A VICTIM! However that cat in the video needs to be recruited. STAT
    .-= A Vapid Blonde´s last blog ..The Dish, Cotton Candy And My Hair =-.

  195. Actually it is supposed to be a bunny (not a person) with a pancake (not a cat) on it’s head:

    Now what I would really like to see is Morgan Freeman with a bunny on his head with a pancake on it’s head. Not sure where the cat will fit in… It is all rather confusing.

  196. That picture is a visual ambush. At first it’s just lovable ol’ Morgan Freeman, and then the cat materializes upon his head.
    This cat is utterly out of place and sinister. Makes me wonder if the cat is supposed to be there or if this is one of those spirit photographs and Morgan Freeman has a malevolent dead cat on his trail.
    Which, again, would indicate that Mr. Freeman is a feline assassin.
    …Not a cat that IS an assassin, but an assassin…-ator OF cats…

  197. My cat Isabel insists on draping herself over my shoulder all the time. But only one of them. Consequently, after seven years together, my right side is starting to become arthritic, and I’m all sorts of off-kilter. I’m 29, so this doesn’t bode well for my longevity. Anyway, I thought about not posting this information here, for fear that Morgan Freeman would read this and duplicate my cat-on-cuerpo scenario. But then I thought, wait, no, this is the perfect plan, because when Morgan “Copy Cat” Freeman does swipe this idea (and he will), then he’ll be stricken with arthritis, too. Reverse psychology, get it? Your pain-free, two-shouldered days are numbered, Morgan Freeman.

  198. I suppose this explains why Chinese restaurant owners refer to Morgan Freeman’s head as the “Holy Grail.”

    Actually, they say ‘Hory Grair’ but that just seems racist.
    .-= moooooog35´s last blog ..Twix or Tweets – Volume Three =-.

  199. That chick with the dead cat on her head looks like Deborah from Everybody Loves Raymond. Weird.

  200. I sincerely believe the world would be a better place with Jenny in charge. Free beer + wolverines= EPIC
    .-= Emilia´s last blog ..Love Your Lady Parts =-.

  201. I’m sorry… I had a witty response to your post until I saw the video and now all I can think of is how AWESOME it would have been to be the person getting that ticket, seeing the policeman getting jacked up by a cat. This post has renewed my love for felines, even if they pee on my laundry and eat plastic bags.

  202. I think you guys stole the cat on the head idea from me. I’ve been rockin this (stylish?) cat on the head look since last summer.

  203. See, this is the problem with celebrities today. We enable them when we allow them to get away with it. This was a closed set. This man wore this cat as a hat with the intent of a direct shot at Jenny. It wasn’t even a warning shot. Pow! right in the center of the hull (metaphor chosen due to your naval experience). Again, I think we need to see you take this to the next level. I’m talking rhinestones, feathers and how about a little hat for your cat? A little hat that looks like you. Morgan would take his cat off to you.
    .-= MayoPie´s last blog ..Mayo Promotes His New Film =-.

  204. You didn’t even mention that the dead-cat-on-the-head lady is wearing a choker that says “PUSS”! How frickin’ awesome is that???
    .-= wendy´s last blog ..Heather Ross News Updates =-.

  205. You said Ninja. I love you.
    .-= Jo (Mediamum)´s last blog ..Mom 2.0 Summit: You’re a ninja =-.

  206. It is too bad you have decided to battle Morgan Freeman since he has narrated just about every movie out there ….. he probably has the kitten there to whisper sweet nothings into his ear.

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    The Original Lisa

    Way to alienate the handicapped. Morgan Freeman’s left hand is paralyzed, so he can no longer hold a pussy and stroke it at the same time. To overcome this, he wears them on his head. Way to overcome Morgan.

  208. oh my effin god, that video had me in TEARS!
    .-= Crystal´s last blog ..I woke up this morning….well afternoon rather, to a PRESENT!! =-.

  209. Either that is one patient cop, or he’s very patient.
    .-= Mary @ Holy Mackerel´s last blog ..A Post About How I Kind Of Fail As A Mother, But Don’t Worry, I’m Not Emo =-.

  210. Yeah, Morgan Freeman: Boo!

    Wait: you “KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE that balancing a dead cat on your head is super easy” ?!

    .-= Drolgerg´s last blog ..I’m not fat, I’m sympathetically pregnant! =-.

  211. Yeah? I think I saw that Morgan J Freeman is producing a show on MTV called “Sixteen and Pregnant” wonder what he’s bringing on himself next? Hee hee

  212. Awesome blog idea! Celebrities who wear cats.

  213. Do you suppose the guy getting the ticket said to the cop: “Officer, it’s really hard to take you seriously with that pussy on your head”??!!??

    That video is a riot!

  214. Dude, if I had a cat on my head I wouldn’t tell you, Jenny. Mostly cause I would be freaking out too much about a cat being on my freaking head but also I’d be scared of you and your minions or whatever. Just…don’t hurt me. I’ve never had a cat on my head…okaybye

  215. Who the hell wears a DEAD cat on their hand? That is just insane. Damn Victorians.
    .-= Dani´s last blog ..To Celebrate a Birthiversary… =-.

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    That woman with the cat hat totally ate the cat’s vital organs and THAT STUFF ONLY FLIES IN ASIA AND YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT EVEN PAKISTANI SO DON’T PRETEND YOU ARE YOU SICK CAT-INNARDS EATING FREAK! Also, what the hell, spellcheck? I can’t have a singular form of innards? People have multiple innards so I can’t just have one?

    Also, I don’t think Pakistani people eat cats, because that isn’t even hilal, bro.

  217. 221

    yep, and I was about to embarass my self and tell you both to give it up since we all know the cat on your head look is so 18th century – thank god you beat me to it. I hear babies are the new cat anyway.

  218. Pussyhead.
    .-= muskrat´s last blog ..happy 60-something =-.

  219. I’m going to have to pray very hard now, because I love my Jenny the Bloggess and I have an awestruck love of Morgan Freeman ever since the Electric Company, cause even then he seemed to have class, despite the suede fringe and tye-dyed headband in his ‘fro. Plus, I’m an admitted movie junkie ~ and Jenny Junkie, so now I am torn beyond belief.

    I think you need to be the bigger person and forgive Morgan Freeman. I mean, with both pictures, you would have the most awesome marketing campaign ever for the kitten-mittens. Just sayin’.
    .-= Aria’z Ink´s last blog ..Y’all Are Messing With Me, Right? =-.

  220. Morgan Freeman = Pussy Magnet.
    Cops and Victorian chicks too, apparently.
    Just testing a theory, but I’m guessing you get hit on by lesbians a lot.
    I’m right, aren’t I.
    .-= Ed´s last blog ..Danny and the Pretty Ponies =-.

  221. Let’s say, for the sake of argument, the Freeman cat is alive. (And I’m not saying it is.) Clearly, it’s a kitten as opposed to the healthy, brawny feline perched atop your head. He doesn’t need any balance for a wee kitten. It could be duct-taped to the back of his head. Or it could have no body and be hooked up to some elaborate life support system. In that case, Mr. Freeman wouldn’t even need tape. A couple hairpins would do. Then again, it could just be a hairy, kitten-shaped tumor growing on his head. After what he did to you, I hope it’s a cancerous kitty tumor. Not fatal or anything, just scary enough to wipe the smirk off his face.
    .-= kathcom´s last blog ..Chocolate Powered by Prayer: Product of the Week =-.

  222. I am not sure if anyone has brought this to your attention or not, but it would seem that there are a lot of people out there copying you!!!


  223. He can steal your cat on the head, but only YOU can use Victor’s toothbrush.

    Except for maybe Victor.
    .-= Houston´s last blog ..My Illustration process Part Deux =-.

  224. 228
    Melanie Duve

    You think you know, but you have no idea…

    Look at the trend you’ve started!


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  226. Heh. I just came over to mention the Cute Overload video and see that Binary beat me to it. Who wants to bet that cats-on-the-head are this spring’s hot new accessory on the fashion runway?
    .-= Cobwebs´s last blog ..What’s Pink and Tubular? =-.

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    Dead God Birk

    It’s his ear tug for that gal he met at an air port once. He never forgot.

  228. Uh-oh. I just found someone who had a cat on her head before you OR Morgan Freeman:

    .-= KathiD´s last blog ..Cute overload indeed =-.

  229. He totally had it coming.
    .-= foolery´s last blog ..Winter Olympic Wrap-Up In Song — What Else? =-.

  230. So I haven’t read the previous 230 comments to see if someone has already brought this to your attention. But alas, you are really not alone, Bloggess:


  231. Oh geez. All I had to do was look up a few comments above…

  232. […] Cat-head-balancing became weird, then awesome, then trendy and then completely ridiculous.  I blame Morgan Freeman. […]

  233. So my husband is looking at Petfinders.com the other day and LOOK WHAT HE FOUND!!!!

    YUP! That’s right folks! MORGAN FREEDMAN THE CAT!!!!!!

  234. Apparently, famous authors are also adopting this new fad. Libba Bray, New York Times Bestselling author of “The Gemma Doyle Trilogy” and “Going Bovine” has just posted in her blog that HER cat is sitting on her head. I’m thinking we should all jump off this bandwagon before it gets really out of control. Think about it, Jenny, this could be dangerous. I mean, people putting cats on their heads in the car, or while operating heavy machinery, or when taking a shower (cats don’t like water, and eyes WILL get gouged out). You’re on the verge of about a million lawsuits right now. Let Morgan Freeman take the credit.

  235. […] take some pictures but my cat kept getting in the way and I was all “WHY MUST YOU BE IN EVERY PICTURE?” and then Victor woke up and wanted to know why I was taking half-naked pictures of myself […]

  236. […] Bloggess – You brought this on yourself Morgan Freeman, Transvestite Lego […]

  237. 243
    John Farrell

    First of all , all this attention that is being put forth directed at What’s His Name , ( Who Cares ) , isn’t deserved of it in the first place , The focus should be on these beautiful and wonderful children that have put this thing with a man’s name in his rightful place , Under the Cat. Never have I read more inspiring words then these written here by our True Fathers Children , for the ELECT Children of God Himself are here amongst us, and its beyond my words to describe how proud He and I are of them for speaking there minds and standing up for themselves the way they have here , God Bless you Children , and Parents alike for your outstanding views and truths on a matter that affects us all in this life under the Son.

  238. 244
    John Farrell

    Cheers to all you good people on a job well done , For heavens sakes My last comments were from the heart , and I wasn’t being one bit sarcastic in anyway , I’ve read every one of the comments above and think it was outstanding the rightful things that were said , So please dont stop now , I left this message two days ago and no new blogs yet , I did not mean to have it come to a screeching halt , by all means keep those wonderful blogs coming , we need people like you to speak up more often , it helps the community to see whats going on around them , plus I was looking forward to reading more of them .

  239. 245
    John Farrell

    I’ve enjoyed reading all these comments so much that I want to give something back in return , I wrote a poem back in the 90’s that I want to share with you all , cuz I would not change a thing about anyone of you , all have written such interesting comments. My poem is called Change I hope you enjoy it , its simple , its kinda fun its how I feel about all of you , please dont Change.
    ~ Change~ Just me sometimes three, what ever the mood I have for thee.
    I have small wants, sometimes big , I have few needs ,
    what ever I want I do. I’m only me your only you , I’m
    like the tree your like the dew , you feed me and I feed you ,
    were happy no matter what we do , as long as I stay me
    and you stay you. ~end~

  240. Mrs. Bloggess,

    Firstly, I want to tell you that i love your blog. You’re fucking hilarious. We have very similar senses of humor. I know you probably get this all the time, however, I insist on asking you this anyway because I’m a pain in the ass by nature. I have a quaint little blog that I’d like to get more popular. How did you break into the blogging field? Do you have a pre-made list of “blogging tips” for pains-in-the-ass like me? How do you become popular amongst a plethora of people doing the same thing you are? Please help me! Thanks!

    Chris, FL

    Chris recently posted Insomnia.

  241. Are we in a special club? If not – we totally should be!

    (My husband):

    Some of last year’s foster kittens:

    My son, when he was practically a kitten, himself:

    Foster kittens from two years ago:

    He REALLY had a thing for a damp towel on the head! I wonder if he does that to his forever people?

    Kimberly Jennery recently posted Kittens Keep Growing! Update for Weeks 5 and 6, Overdue!.

  242. Bah – embedded pics didn’t work – reposting with links, instead. These are worth clicking on if you like pics of kittens on heads!

    Are we in a special club? If not – we totally should be!

    (My husband):
    Some of last year’s foster kittens:
    My son, when he was practically a kitten, himself:
    Foster kittens from two years ago:
    He REALLY had a thing for a damp towel on the head! I wonder if he does that to his forever people?

    Kimberly Jennery recently posted Kittens Keep Growing! Update for Weeks 5 and 6, Overdue!.

  243. honestly ive reviewed the morgan/cat picture and ive come to the conclusion that it is actually a picture of a live cat wearing morgan freeman on its ass. so i believe there is no copyright infringement here. you are still the origionator of the “live cat on the head” trend. hope this helps.

  244. This. Is. Amazing. I was in love when it was just photos of cats on heads, but the video is absolutely amazing. My cat used to sit on my head, when she was just a baby. It’s probably good that she doesn’t anymore.

    Elizabeth recently posted Aimee & Jon’s Happily Ever After.

  245. How can I subscribe?

  246. He’s obviously trying to get your attention. Don’t you remember when you used to chase boys around the playground hitting them with sticks, telling them to stay the hell away from you so that they would eventually come to love you? This is pretty much JUST LIKE THAT. (You did that too, right? Right, guys?)

    Give him a break and let him buy you coffee. You could both wear your cats (once he acknowledges that he’s the copycat of head cats). Have his people call your people. Or cat. Or whatever.

  247. I used to wake up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat thinking I was entering early menopause. No, it was just a cat, sleeping on my head. WTF, Sneakers, you could have had the whole rest of the bed but my head was the best spot?

  248. 255
    Victoria Bewley

    At least it’s not Tom cruise with a cat on his head.no wait,I already boycott anything he touches. Maybe Morgan didn’t know the kitty was there? I had a Maine coon cat that would only drink water running in the bathtub, trickling and sat on my head. Lord, I miss that cat and can we talk about how many dirty words I have learned from Jodi arias?

  249. 256
    Victoria Bewley

    Next can we discuss bichon frisée s? I rescued (stol) five over 15 years ant they all wrapped themselves around my neck like a scarf?

  250. 257
    Lauren Richey

    You’re kitty’s cuter anyway

  251. I think I’m addicted to your blog. You are so f*ing funny…

    I used to cook random stuff at 2:00 am, and now I read your blog, while I eat random stuff.

    Morgan Freeman? Haha! Omg. That is awesome. And the video of the cat and the policeman is a great addition.

  252. I’m crying! I really needed that – THANK YOU! I’ve had a really bad day and was up my own backside with self pity! Now I’m wishing I’d tried harder when my cat was a kitten to get him to sit on my shoulder like a parrot! You changed my day and I’m really grateful!

    Vicki - Origami Girl recently posted Origami Girl's First Giveaway!.

  253. I genuinely loved every part of this post. Love you! And your blog!

  254. love it, u made smile tonight ;) just forgive morgan, he is out of this planet.

    flavio recently posted Los wantanes de gratitud.

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