And then I became a recurring comic book character. Someone send me my geek card.

February 20, 2012

in I am totally overrated,Random crap

My friends (Clint & Luke) have a comic book they’ve been working on forever and a year ago they asked if I’d mind my writing gracing the back pages of their series, Taroch (which is brilliant – and I’d say that even if I didn’t already  love them).  They sent me the latest issue and it’s just as fabulous as the last, plus I have a new comic panel right after a story about the most amazing zombie fighting transvestive ever.  In short, you should buy this comic.  But in case you can’t afford to support struggling, young artists but still want to see what they can do, they let me post my panel here.

(FYI…I’m not being compensated in any way whatsoever for this.  I just happen to adore them.)

PS. They’ll be signing copies at the London Super ComicCon this weekend.  If you’re there, say hi.  And dress up as me.  Because technically I just became a recurring comic book character.

Life is weird.

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1 Pish Posh February 20, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Ooh brilliant!! I love it!

2 Pish Posh February 20, 2012 at 12:46 pm

I love it!!

3 Andreas Heinakroon February 20, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Insomnia sucks. I’ve blogged about this recently, as I couldn’t sleep: http://heinakroon.com/2012/01/28/to-sleep-and-perchance-to-dream/
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4 Kay Bee February 20, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Wow. This is amazing. Though the feline waterbed doesn’t look quite the way I imagined it …
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5 Jennifer February 20, 2012 at 12:46 pm

That is awesome!!

6 Daddy Scratches February 20, 2012 at 12:47 pm

You and Wolverine. My two favorite comic-book characters.
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7 alfred lives here February 20, 2012 at 12:47 pm

That is totally awesome… CONGRATS!

I won’t be there, but love the comic. And can relate. In my life I often feel like a comic book character… Or a less smart Big Bang Theory character… Or a Knots Landing character… Or Garfield… where’s that damn lasagna?
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8 John February 20, 2012 at 12:47 pm

I think Juanita and Beyonce the Giant Metal Chicken need a comic strip together!
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9 Erin February 20, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Bwhahaha…poor Ferris Mewler…but you have to make sure he doesn’t pop the water bed SOMEHOW.
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10 Pish Posh February 20, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Ziploc bags are awesome as walking cat-water-beds. I am sure this would work out exactly as planned.

Can you design a diaper for old cats with pee-butt? (getting a little something left in their hair)

Sorry for the double comment – I got a little too excited to be first.

But seriously. The diaper thing. Ziplog bag tied with string? Self-washing? Too gross? I have the flu sorry, it melts my brain.
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11 Kaitlyn February 20, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Fantastic! I may pop by said Comicon.
Also – jealous of said comic book immortalisation. I am inspired to make one of my own now.
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12 Dangerous Lilly February 20, 2012 at 12:49 pm

AWESOME. And yes, insomnia sucks. Sucks worse when every other floorboard in your old house creaks, plus the cats go nuts and meow, so you can’t actually do anything for fear of waking up the other person who IS sleeping mostly peacefully.

The couch has become my buddy from 12am-3am.
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13 Jules February 20, 2012 at 12:50 pm

This is AWESOME!!!! That’s when you get a cool card, when someone does a comic strip of you!
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14 Amanda February 20, 2012 at 12:50 pm

I’m experiencing insomnia for the first time in my life, and this made me laugh so much. I keep my knitting and angry birds (and melatonin) by my bedside for nights when I can’t sleep at all.

This was a brilliant comic.
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15 Kat February 20, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Wow!! That is SO cool!! You’re a triple threat now…writer, comic book character…annnnnd…I dunno, it’ll come to me.

In the mean time, way to go!!
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16 Jen February 20, 2012 at 12:51 pm

This is all just a clever ploy to get closer to Nathan Fillion, isn’t it? You know that boy loves him some ComiCon.
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17 Amanda February 20, 2012 at 12:51 pm

I often read your posts to my dog and he gives me looks that say, “so help me god if you ever put bags on my feet” (because he knows I would!)
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18 Char James-Tanny February 20, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Love it :-) Wish I was that creative when I had insomnia…

19 Sarah February 20, 2012 at 12:51 pm

So jealous. I now have to add “be a comic book character” to my bucket list and I don’t even have a bucket list. Another fun post! Thanks!

20 Lynnea Taylor February 20, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Warning, this drug may cause fear of sleeping soundly…
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21 BethanytheMartian February 20, 2012 at 12:52 pm

I like how you’re always in curlers, and James Garfield’s sleeping cap.

22 gypsie February 20, 2012 at 12:52 pm

hahah!! hilarious! i think the condoms on the cat’s feet did me in. haha! Best comic strip ever! thanks for sharing more of your fame ;)
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23 Sharon Wachsler February 20, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Wow, you’re a comic book heroine! I’m so jealous. Now I’m concerned that I spelled “heroine” wrong, and I’m a proofreader.
Did your doc really rx roofies?? As a fellow insomniac, I’d love to know whether they worked. Like do you get REFRESHING sleep on the date rape drug? (Assuming you have NOT been assaulted, I mean.)
Also, it’s probably just me but I don’t understand what the boar is doing to the papers in your hand.

(It was actually Rozerem, but it felt pretty similar to me. And I’m grushing James Garfield’s teeth in that panel.~ Jenny)
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24 Laura February 20, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Could you be any cooler? Is it weird to confess my girl crush on a website?
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25 Dwayne February 20, 2012 at 12:55 pm

That is genius! I would totally read a Bloggess comic strip on a daily basis! I love the frame where you’re brushing James Garfield’s teeth.
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26 Jim W. February 20, 2012 at 12:56 pm

That IS a pretty sweet comic strip. There should be a deal; A deal to comic stripize multiple blog posts.
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27 Sharon Wachsler February 20, 2012 at 12:56 pm

OMG, totally agree with John that Juanita NEEDS her own comic strip. She is a comic heroine if ever there was one!
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28 Eggton February 20, 2012 at 12:57 pm

PLEASE actually send this comic to PETA with a serious email about whether they have any suggestions for making cat waterbeds. I want to read their crazytown response. Also, I hope you’re attaching the comic as exhibit A in support of your renewed application for a grant to fund cat mitten research.
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29 Cassandra Neace (@CassandraNeace) February 20, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Ferris Mewler has condoms on his feet, doesn’t he? That seems so fitting for some reason.

30 Chantelle @ The Fridge Door Blog February 20, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Isn’t it fitting that I sit reading this at 2:55am (local time)…
Perhaps you may have truly stumbled on to the cure for BOREDOM during insomnia.
Hmmmm…. ziplock bags – check. Water – check. Masking tape – check. Cat – um… uh…
Perhaps I need to buy a cat to make water-bed-socks for.

Seriously though – I love the strip. :)
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31 Frankie February 20, 2012 at 12:59 pm

WOW what an awesome idea. All the best posts as a comic! I would buy it in a heartbeat. Congrats!

32 Jaime February 20, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Ha! Fantastic.
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33 wendy February 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm

LOL!! That is so amazing! Totally love Ferris Mewler’s foot covers ha ha ha. I totally wanna be a comic character but alas I’m not as colorful as the amazing Bloggess :D
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34 Laura @ Unlikely Explanations February 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I can’t believe you tried to make a cat waterbed without duct tape.
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35 The Middlest Sister February 20, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Oh, that is fantastic! Always fun to see yourself in comic-form… :D Love the curlers.
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36 Vivian February 20, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Congratulations you are now a comic book hero, is there a t-shirt yet and when are they releasing the movie? Choose animated for your movie then you can be super skinny without having to loose any weight, also I suggest that your super hero outfit be your red dress as you look awesome in it.
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37 Brett Minor February 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

That is so awesome. There is no greater honor. I would love to be a comic book character.
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38 Jaime February 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

love it! don’t know why I never thought of kitty waterbeds before….. you’re a genius!
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39 Head Ant February 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

My dad used to put bags on the cat’s feet so they would do what they called the “cellophane shuffle.”

40 2zen2 February 20, 2012 at 1:09 pm

The bull head above the bed. What a lovely touch.

41 Sweety Darlin February 20, 2012 at 1:11 pm

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I have insomnia too, but usually I make clothes for psycho comic book people, so maybe we get together and we make you a super hero insomnia costume!

Let’s see it needs a pillow helmet, a mattress for the cape, and rubber duckies all over the spandex unitard!

Can you have a super power too? OH I KNOW SNORE STOPPER!!!! You shoot your evil ray beam eyes at snoring people and it makes them wake up and roll over!
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42 Condo Blues February 20, 2012 at 1:11 pm

I really need to talk to my doctor. I’ve been sitting in the waiting room for an hour and all I’m getting is free wifi to read blogs about being prescribed roofies.
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43 Jenna February 20, 2012 at 1:13 pm

I loved it the first time round, I love it in comic format too
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44 Kat February 20, 2012 at 1:16 pm

I like how your friends’ minds work. Sounds interesting.
And about the roofies…maybe Victor could try them. Because why does he keep waking up in the middle of the night to check on you? You’re obviously busy inventing important things.
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45 Brea February 20, 2012 at 1:18 pm

I love it. Mondays are so much better when I get to laugh right after I wake up.
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46 Suniverse February 20, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Wait. So roofies DON’T work?

Thanks for the info – I can spend my money elsewhere.

PS Congrats on your takeover of the media!
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47 Charles Kuffner February 20, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Am I the only one who thought it was James Garfield doing the talking in that first panel? I feel like as awesome as this was, it would be that much more awesome if James Garfield had a speaking part.
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48 Eli February 20, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Hahaha oooh, I love it. Especially you brushing James Garfield’s teeth. Hilarious!
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49 Teresa February 20, 2012 at 1:23 pm

But insomnia is helping you solve major world issues, like the very real lack of kitty water beds. You deserve a Pulitzer.
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50 Astragali February 20, 2012 at 1:24 pm

I love how James Garfield has a nightcap, and Jenny’s cleaning his teeth :D
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51 Leanne Moffat February 20, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Ha ha! Love this! You have the best friends.
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52 jennie jackson February 20, 2012 at 1:27 pm

I love it! Brilliant!
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53 Aging Gal February 20, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Wow, and I used to think Wonder Woman rocked…
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54 L-Diggitty February 20, 2012 at 1:30 pm

I wonder what zany hijinks will ensue next!
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55 merrycricket February 20, 2012 at 1:33 pm

I used to have insomnia, then I became an alcoholic which meant I had to drink more so I could forget all the Dumbass things I did the last time I got drunk, which was keeping me awake even longer. I’m sober now, so I sleep with cats on the bed. Being a comic character would have been more entertaining. Congrats!

56 Rachel B February 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

This is awesome. I would totally buy a graphic novel based on your life.
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57 mscroft February 20, 2012 at 1:43 pm

I was so fixated on James Garfield that I didn’t even see Victor lying in the bed. My first reaction was “Wow, when did she have a voice box installed in James Garfield??? That’s Awesome!”. I was actually a little disappointed when I realized that Victor was there, because having that conversation with a dead boar would be totally in line with the insomnia issue!

58 KristineT February 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm

That’s just a whole new level of coolness you have achieved!

59 tamaratattles February 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Love it! BTW, Amazon is sending me spam email to all my accounts telling me I need to buy some book called. Let’s Pretend This Never Happened. Ever heard of it? :)
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60 Elisa February 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Do you wake up every morning knowing that you will make a lot of people happy and smiling during the day?
Do you? You know, because if you don’t, you should.

:D

Elisa xxx
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61 Chelle February 20, 2012 at 1:46 pm

That is totally awesome. But they need to draw you in curlers, like in your picture on here. That would be awesomeness at its finest!
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62 MIGurl February 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Hmm…they rock too!!

63 XLMIC February 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I’m stuck on the head hanging over the bed…is that a warthog? And are you really brushing its teeth?

I wish I were as productive as you are when I’m having insomnia…I just stare at the ceiling or flip my pillow over incessantly.
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64 Katrina February 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Have just realised that I have been totally wasting my awake in middle of night sessions by doing nothing apart from watching tv, reading and cruising the internet…..I need to get more into doing things….only pet we have here is a budgie….what can I be making for that????
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65 Jenny the bloggess February 20, 2012 at 1:50 pm

For those of you who are new here and don’t understand why there’s a wild boar hanging over our bed I should explain that that is James Garfield. Go here for his backstory: http://thebloggess.com/2009/11/for-the-love-of-james-garfield/
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66 Rebecca February 20, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Love it! You are a superstar!
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67 Rachael February 20, 2012 at 1:59 pm

They need to make you way cuter but James Garfield is DEAD ON! Bravo!
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68 Kat Rowley February 20, 2012 at 1:59 pm

I could totally see myself doing something like that… *grins*
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69 Mrs. One Day February 20, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Poor Ferris Mewler; once again a victim of your medicated insomnia. That cat is a trooper! I hope Victor is keeping an eye on the rest of your menagerie. We don’t want anything to happen to Juanita, Martin van Buren, Beyonce, etc. now do we?
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70 Erin @ Brownie Bites February 20, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Wow, okay, they are insanely talented. And I must say, they captured you so well (and I mean that in the most awesome way possible).

I hope they have mad success with their comic. I’m a firm believer that people with talent like that should be recognized!
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71 Tara February 20, 2012 at 2:07 pm

That’s fantastic…you’re probably the most kick-ass based-on-a-real-person comic book character in the history of EVER. I think you’ve transcended time and space. I kind of want to cower in your cardboard TARDIS and drink wine slushies now.
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72 Phoenix Rising February 20, 2012 at 2:10 pm

This is all kinds of awesome! And now, people with be dressing up like you – and like Victor – and like JAMES GARFIELD at those comic conventions! It’s going to be EPIC! I can’t wait until Juanita weasels her way into the comic book….
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73 Kelly O'Sullivan February 20, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Best part: ziploc booties on the cats!

My meds (for totally different reasons) leave me with vivid dreams in which I am best friends with people I’d like to have shot.
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74 Steve February 20, 2012 at 2:12 pm

my kids and dogs are staring at me like I’ve lost my mind from laughing.
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75 bschooled February 20, 2012 at 2:17 pm

I love this so hard. Please tell me they’re going to make one about the time you wore the taxidermied wolf. Whenever I’m having a shitty day, I read that post and it takes me to my feel good place.

But not in a pervy “I dig feral chicks” way.
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76 Zippy February 20, 2012 at 2:19 pm

To make your geekdom even more complete, all you have to do now is to become a recurring character on the Big Bang Theory. Maybe you could be hanging out with the Evil Wil Wheaton. That would be awesome.
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77 Stephanie February 20, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Someday, somewhere, someone will draw me into a comic book. Right?
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78 nicole February 20, 2012 at 2:25 pm

OMG. this made me laugh so hard.

almost as good as peanuts. ;)
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79 Imperfectmomma February 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Awesome! I love it! In related news, I read this while my son was using me as a human trampoline. How many extra points do I get?
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80 MsDarkstar February 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm

I was having a horrible day and then came and saw this and actually laughed. Thank you!

Also, condoms on the cat feet, very nice touch. I originally thought they were ziploc bags but then saw the “tips” on them and figured out they were condoms.

Brushing James Garfield’s teeth is awesome, too. Wouldn’t want to have to deal with THAT morning breath!
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81 Laura February 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm

I tried to explain to James who you are and why I adore you and when I got to the part about the taxidermied animals he said “you lost me there” I didn’t need the backstory on the boar’s head I just accepted it as part of who you are. Of course now that I know the backstory it makes me adore you even more!
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82 Kathleen February 20, 2012 at 2:28 pm

How AWESOME!

83 Mayor Gia February 20, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Wow that’s cool! I love it. Especially kitty.
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84 NewMommyConfessions (@NewMommyConfess) February 20, 2012 at 2:33 pm

I definitely needed a laugh, and this did it. Thanks. :D
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85 rockingredjenn February 20, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Thes best part about dressing up as you is that there are so many classic costumes to decide from. I may go with red dress, with the wolf as a shawl. *hehehehe*

86 hogsatemysister February 20, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Considering your tsunami of mainly marketable madness…

… I was going to say, “Don’t you ever sleep.”

But, Duh.
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87 Simone February 20, 2012 at 2:41 pm

oh my my. that’s absolutely fabulous. you’re a living icon. love. love. love.
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88 Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd February 20, 2012 at 2:42 pm

I love the magnifying glass. I also like that you seem to have worn your rollers and pajamas to your doc appointment.
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89 The Goddess of Books February 20, 2012 at 2:47 pm

“Your doctor gave you roofies?”

You’re so funny :)
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90 kim February 20, 2012 at 2:50 pm

I love that Victor is already in bed when you get home from the psychiatrist. Like you had some kind of “after hours” extreme-psychiatry appointment or something.
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91 Kathleen February 20, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Lots of fun! It makes me want to put curlers in my hair!
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92 Miranda Peterson February 20, 2012 at 2:58 pm

I freakin love this idea! That’s exactly what the world needs. . . cat waterbeds and a comic book with you as the main character! Love love LOOOOOVE ut, darlin’!
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93 Joules February 20, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Holy balls, will the awesome that surrounds you ever stop?

PS, please don’t ever stop.
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94 Veronica February 20, 2012 at 3:00 pm

I love it.
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95 Amanda February 20, 2012 at 3:04 pm

I love it!!
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96 Carolyn February 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

I actually thought the irrepressible James mounted-boar’s-head Garfield was speaking to you – and that didn’t strike me as weird AT ALL – until the fourth frame when it was obviously Victor. Is it wrong to feel ever so slightly disappointed? I should read subtitles more often.

97 Greetings from Texas! February 20, 2012 at 3:15 pm

You look hot as a cartoon! Kudos to you for that.
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98 Angie February 20, 2012 at 3:23 pm

I’ve often thought your conversations with Victor should be comics. I was right. :D
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99 Sedge | noob-dad February 20, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Roofies… that brings back good memories.

mmmm. memories.
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100 Judy Doojie February 20, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Your cat has condoms on it’s feet. I guess that’s one way to protect the Ziplock waterbed.
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101 Ivy Wilde February 20, 2012 at 3:35 pm

I used to think that I had basic insomnia, turns out I have something called Non-24 (Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder – Free Running Type in medical speak). As soon as I stopped trying to sleep on a 24 hour schedule and just waited until I was actually sleepy to go to bed, I was fine. Slept like a baby for eight or nine hours and woke bright eyed and bushy tailed. Of course, my interaction with the rest of the 24-hour centric world became much more complicated.
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102 Audra February 20, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Man. It totally sounds just like you! In a totally awesome and fantastically wonderful good way!
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103 Eggs In A Row February 20, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Crazy begets crazy.

That is why your fans are insane. I guess. I mean that in the nicest of ways.
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104 Jo-Anne February 20, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Blood awesome loved it
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105 Nora Blithe February 20, 2012 at 4:11 pm

If I were going to dress up as a comic book character it would totally be as you, mostly because I don’t know what else to do with these giant curlers I have but also, sorry, because I don’t know any other comic book characters.
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106 Johi February 20, 2012 at 4:15 pm

I love all of it, but mostly the part where you are: 1) Wearing hair rollers to the doctor and 2) Brushing James Garfield’s teeth.
Congrats!
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107 alaina February 20, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Ha, the cat waterbeds. YESSS! I remember crying, happily, reading the tweets.

Great art, bytheway.
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108 Teresa Hill February 20, 2012 at 4:26 pm

So… you wear those curlers to bed? Like some woman out of the 50s? Or is that just in comic books?

Either way, I predict that this is something your daughter will one day think is very cool. (And it’s hard to impress daughters.)

You’ll hear her telling her friends, “My mommy was once a comic book character….”
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109 Teresa Hill February 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Oh, hell. I can’t think today. Also meant to mention, I’m on another blog where we’re all trying earnestly to be better in some way and someone started vowing to be in bed by midnight every day this week, and a bunch of us rashly promised to also try to do that.
(Yeah, right.)
Who came up with the idea that we should all sleep at the same time? That there’s a normal time to sleep and a normal time to be awake?
I don’t like that rule.
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110 janet February 20, 2012 at 4:29 pm

…and this recurring comic book character comes home from the doctor’s office wearing curlers! Like that.

111 Sara February 20, 2012 at 4:40 pm

I love that you are brushing James garfields teeth :)

112 Jenny@vegetarianhatesvegetables February 20, 2012 at 4:41 pm

The boar’s head looks surprised when you walk in, but calm after having his teeth brushed. Is that how you keep all of your taxidermied animals calm?
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113 Lesley February 20, 2012 at 4:58 pm

I want to be a comic book…well okay I don’t want to BE a comic book. I just saw that I wrote that wrong but it looks so funny that I’ll keep it. I would like to be IN a comic book. I think I would be a cool superhero/character. I’m a baker so I’m sure someone would find something funny to use.

But I love how Ferris Mewler *sorry if I spelt it wrong. I’m not so good with the spelling, just the baking* has cute boots on. :-D
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114 amp February 20, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Congrats, that friggin rocks!

115 Rai February 20, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Boar’s head above the bed = best detail ever.
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116 Lori February 20, 2012 at 5:52 pm

OMG i’m laughing so hard i pee’d a little

that’s fantastic

poor Victor, Yay us
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117 Firehorse February 20, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Ordered both books because, really how could I not when they feature you? In other news Clint has been really nice as somehow I managed to order 2 copies of the first comic instead of one of each – not only is the problem fixed but I wasn’t made to feel like a bimbo for screwing up a simple order and not noticing before I hit pay! So yeah – awesome sauce. Drinking on top of cold meds probably isn’t a good idea, is it?

118 Mary (the mom, not the kid) February 20, 2012 at 5:59 pm

I totally want to go to the convention and dress up as Ferris Mewler wearing the ziplog bags on his feet!
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119 daffodil101 February 20, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Pow! Kee–owh! (I feel there should be martial arts in there somewhere.)
Also, seeing that makes me really, really want James Garfield. He’s just so full of awesome. I have a crush. Is it weird to have a crush on a technically dead animal? Sigh.

Also-also, in honour of all things comic-ally awesome, I have to post this. For me, Bones = Doctor Who, if that makes sense, I’m you know, slightly a fan, and this is cuuuute.
http://bonesinthebooth.blogspot.com.au/search?updated-max=2010-09-22T12:00:00-04:00&max-results=7

To infinity and beyond! (To…. bloggetty and beyond perhaps? You should also have a catchphrase. Unless you count the blog header. hmmm.)

120 elaine February 20, 2012 at 6:23 pm

I suffered insomia my entire adult life, like 30 years. I’d tried everything. Then my newest primary care physician prescribed Tazanidine and Mirtazipine and I take one of each every night. I call them the dynamic duo and they’ve been my heroes for the past 2 years. I sleep so well I actually dream now. They’re the love affair I wish I’d started 30 years ago. For reals.

121 Nanci February 20, 2012 at 6:29 pm

You can also support their next issue by sending $20 to
http://www.indiegogo.com/Taroch

122 V-Grrrl @ Compost Studios February 20, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Is it still called “date rape” if you’re married?

And does this mean you can sedate Victor whenever he gets annoying?

Dang, you ARE a comic book character with the mad superpower of Sedating Annoying People at Will.

123 Sj February 20, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Oh, I am so very envious! I’ve always wanted to be a recurring comic book character. You know, something classy and clever and ….and….thin! I know! Stick Figure Woman! Think they’d go for that?
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124 Eggton February 20, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Saw this (sad/beautiful) song inspired by the latest Dr. Who episode. It was on the The Daily What… http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-EWQzWKDhis#!
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125 Stacey February 20, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Kick ass. Please tell me you’re framing these and hanging them all over your house.
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126 Karen Sanders February 20, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Am I crazy (that’s rhetorical )? I thought the cat waterbed incident actually happened. Regardless, it’s a way cool comic.

(It did happen. They just took the incident and made it into a comic book later. Although, my cats didn’t have condoms on their feet. That would have been smart though. ~ Jenny)

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127 Valerie February 20, 2012 at 8:38 pm

You should just paint the entire outside of your house like that. Then, whenever you get sad, you could just go lay on your lawn and stare…
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128 Star February 20, 2012 at 8:46 pm

You know what’s funny about this is that people who didn’t know you would see this and think that it’s completely brilliant material and probably wonder how they even came up with it. But it’s actually just your real life. :)

129 Brenna February 20, 2012 at 8:53 pm

I like how you are wearing curlers home from the doctor’s office… at night.
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130 Lizzz February 20, 2012 at 9:00 pm

OMG I saw the panel and thought the PIG was talking to you… nothing weird about that; and then I couldn’t figure out why Victor was all of sudden there talking…

131 Heather February 20, 2012 at 9:12 pm

How fun to have a visual!!!!!
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132 Rebecca Gallagher February 20, 2012 at 9:36 pm

I really like the rollers in your hair and that you wear them to the doctor. I’m going to start doing the same thing.

133 Sue February 20, 2012 at 9:49 pm

This is fabulous! I want to be a recurring comic book character!
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134 meg. February 20, 2012 at 10:03 pm

Off topic, but…

While at the gym tonight, Castle came on one of the tv’s, and they were in a car slowly filling with water, and it literally took everything I had not to yell out, “if you had just held the fucking twine, this wouldn’t be happening. You brought this on yourself, you know.”

135 The Offended Blogger February 20, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Ha! I thought comics were only for virginal, pimple-faced, teen-aged boys but you’ve proven me wrong! :)
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136 Katy February 20, 2012 at 10:15 pm

I’d forgotten your post that their comic is based on. One of the first ones I can remember by you that had me stifling literal real-life laughter. Congrats on being a comic character! I hope you get many awkward fanfictions and cosplays dedicated to you.
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137 Sedge | noob-dad February 20, 2012 at 10:55 pm

Do they have a running feature of you, or is it just a one-time tribute comic?
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138 Eat the Yolk February 20, 2012 at 11:18 pm

I considered it one of my finest moments as a teacher when a student made several very odd comic strips of me. Congratulations–you inspire greatness.
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139 Claire February 20, 2012 at 11:24 pm

Congratulations! You’ve made it ti the big time!
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140 Maureen February 21, 2012 at 12:12 am

That is awesome! Everyone should get the chance to be a comic book character.

This is also why I have insomnia. I click on link after link when I should have long ago turned the laptop off.

I think I’ll humour myself and try to fall asleep now.
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141 Krisanne February 21, 2012 at 12:33 am

Is it weird that I’m secretly obsessed with you and read your blog practically all day? I’m dead serious when I say that. You’re amazing. Seriously. If it freaks you out…whoops

142 Cheryl D. February 21, 2012 at 12:58 am

I know you’ve probably already tried this for insomnia, but have you tried Melatonin? It works like a charm for my daughter!
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143 Chelsea February 21, 2012 at 1:06 am

Insomnia is how magic happens. And by magic I mean arranging things in the fridge according to weight (on Thursday nights I arrange by content color!)
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144 Jack@TheJackB February 21, 2012 at 1:30 am

Add me to the chorus of Juanita lovers who want to see that dirty rat in black and white.
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145 Funny or Tragic February 21, 2012 at 1:37 am

Awesomesauce. I have some pretty crippling insomnia myself, but I have a doctor that is anti-drug. Which is odd. And therefore I’m jealous of your roofies. Which is even more odd.
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146 weezafish February 21, 2012 at 1:56 am

You. Are. A comic book character. I must admit to feeling a tad jealous. Hell, let’s be honest, a lot jealous. I can only Simpsonize myself. Again.
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147 Nicole Schuman February 21, 2012 at 1:59 am

Very funny comic strip! :D Through that strip, you can easily understand why Insomnia is not god not only on yourself alone but also to others. Thanks for sharing!
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148 TX Stevo February 21, 2012 at 3:45 am

OH CRAP … I’m laughing so hard right now I just woke up the entire house. Now everyone is pissed because it’s 3:45AM and I’m laughing my arse off in the other room. They now want to know why. I think I just spit D. Coke on the keyboard, AGAIN!

149 Suzanne aka Punk Glam Queen February 21, 2012 at 4:49 am

I just found your blog (no idea how, tangled web weaving + insomnia = addled memory) while battling a bad case of insomnia!

I love that you’ve come home from your appointment so late (mine always try to get me in so damn early) and that you wore curlers and jammies to your appointment. The kitty’s expression was priceless too. I’m also totally jealous — I was fictionalized by 2 authors but would trade that for being a comic book character in a flash! I’m off to read more as you’ve managed to make me laugh by just reading your most recent post, great job!
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150 C&D February 21, 2012 at 6:06 am

Remember, that one time with the Kim Kardashian PR guy? It made the list of the worst social media bloopers of past year.

http://smartblogs.com/socialmedia/2012/02/16/live-from-social-media-week-suxorz-the-worst-social-media-screw-ups-of-2011/

Scroll down to check the part where she mentions you felt ‘overly-entitled and wouldn’t let go’. I DON’T EVEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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151 E M Foster February 21, 2012 at 6:08 am

LOVE the comic!! I’m jealous. Not in an I hate you kind of way, but in an I wish I was as awesome as you are. Kind of way! :-D

152 Amanda February 21, 2012 at 7:27 am

Hilarious! One of the best comic book panels I’ve read!
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153 "Susan Says..." February 21, 2012 at 7:53 am

I told my cats about the waterbed idea and they’re very into it. I will get some supplies today and make one while I can’t sleep tonight.
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154 red February 21, 2012 at 8:51 am

Wow. From what I’ve read, they got your characters pretty well!
…but why are you just on the back cover? Where’s your own comic-book series?
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155 Jill February 21, 2012 at 8:55 am

Totally awesome comic strip… also oddly familiar. I believe my husband and I had this conversation yesterday, outside of the dentist’s office. But it was about Ambien. And date rape. Now I know people are spying on me…

156 Lindsay @ Me, Ed and Pea February 21, 2012 at 9:33 am

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa this is awesome.
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157 Bodaciousboomer February 21, 2012 at 9:45 am

I hope someone there is going to take photos of all the yous. That’d be something to see. A whole flock of Jennys in one place.
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158 plaidfox February 21, 2012 at 9:55 am

Wait, do you actually brush James Garfield’s teeth every night before going to bed? Because really, I would think a brushing a year would do it. It’s not like he gnawing on things when you aren’t around. … Or is he?

The end.

159 Orleans February 21, 2012 at 11:02 am

Those suxorz people are smoking crack. How could they possibly think that you were in any way at fault. Way to blame the victim for standing up for herself, suxorz.

160 Patr February 21, 2012 at 11:08 am

That is SO AWESOME!

And do you wear PJ’s to your dr appts all the time? I think that would so great to wear PJ’s to the dr…. and to say, work….. I mean really why not? HR people hate me….

161 Cyn February 21, 2012 at 11:13 am

Your humor is expressed perfectly in comic form!!! Actually, it would be best in first-hand form, but since I don’t live with you, comic form will do. Wait, I just had an idea. What about a sitcom?

162 Jo and the Novelist February 21, 2012 at 11:45 am

I always wondered what to do with all that extra time insomnia provides, and now I know…

Also, does it get uncomfortable wearing your hair in rollers all the time? Maybe you should put James Garfield’s hair in rollers – just to mix it up a little. I think he’d like that.
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163 Jenn February 21, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Just another reason why I know Jesus loves you. He made you in comic and carbon form ;)
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164 Kathleen Coffin February 21, 2012 at 12:02 pm

I am so cosplaying as the Bloggess.
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165 Elizabeth February 21, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Finally, a reason to attend Comic Con.
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166 Holly Waterfall February 21, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Very cute. You are funny in real life AND in comic strip form. That’s a talent!

167 Ttime February 21, 2012 at 1:03 pm

You have officially went global. Get those Robotigers. STAT.

168 Lisa February 21, 2012 at 2:51 pm

omg. love it.

169 L-Kat February 21, 2012 at 6:49 pm

I’m pretty sure I would have looked a lot less happy if I were the one plotting Victor’s demise. Congrats on signing all of those! I’m sorry – I love you to pieces, but I am a poor graduate student, so as much as I want to buy a hardcover and as hard as I’m going to try to steal your book from the library, I might have to wait for a paperback. Nobody tell me anything about this book until I get to read it! :) Or I will plot your demise.
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170 Martn Heide February 22, 2012 at 4:54 am

Yes insommnia is evil, and cat content rulz. :-)

171 Michele Hurst February 22, 2012 at 11:56 am

Lol!

172 Danielle Geer (@deathbycupakes) February 22, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Umm… I’m pretty sure Victor doesn’t look like that. I’m almost positive he has a handle-bar mustache.

Also?

Ummm… who’s your doctor?

(I may or may not be totally out of roofies.)

173 gretchen diefenderfer February 22, 2012 at 11:54 pm

Very good, but they didn’t make you pretty enough!

174 dawn aka BusyMom February 23, 2012 at 5:19 am

Actually Garfield is now a recurring character as well… and he looks so natural just hanging out in the background… I bey Juanita is feeling pretty neglected. Sure hope they get her in on the next one!
So I guess this makes you a super hero because we all know they only write comic books about super hero’s, right?
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175 Carol February 23, 2012 at 7:23 am

I LOVE that you were wearing curlers and pajamas to your appointment. The little baggies on the cat’s feet were hysterical too! Hats off to Clint and Luke!!
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176 Daddy Dazed February 23, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Great cartoon. Love it!

177 Alice February 23, 2012 at 9:34 pm

That may be the most brilliant thing I’ve seen in a while. I know this feeling all too well. I started taking Ambien and my then boyfriend caught me getting my keys out of my purse so I could go buy paint at Walmart in my pajamas. The first night I took it, I saw Humphrey Bogart sitting at a tiki bar in my bedroom, then the paint thing happened, and then right after that, I apparently washed my hair while being chased by Russian spies. Ah, drugs.
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178 Cat Alexandra @ Internet Marketing Success February 24, 2012 at 4:16 pm

The kitty waterbed is brilliant use of insomnia time…making note to self in Evernote. :P
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179 Mel Princess of the Jellyfish. March 26, 2012 at 2:34 am

This is pure and utter LOVE.

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