Ron Weasel-y

Ooh, you’re finally getting close to DC! Woo hoo!!

If you ever came to Pensacola, FL….well, I don’t know what I would do, but it would be awesome….if awesome means squeaking….

Next you’ll need a Harry Otter and the Hogwarts crew will be complete!

please write stories about all the adventures they have!
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WHERE do you find these things? Also, SO AWESOME I CAN’T EVEN.
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AW they look like they’re smiling!
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YES! Boston!

Did Scabbers escape again?
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Lovely! And PS, please come to Toronto! =)
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Jenny, WHEN are you going to be in Boston??? I have wanted to meet you for years, and will be utterly devastated if you’re in town and I miss you while you’re here!!!

Yay!! So glad you’re adding Atlanta to the tour.

I would strongly advise you to stop in Vancouver BC. I think its only fair.
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BOSTON!!! Hurray! Happy Dance time!!!

Love the weasel you found to play Ron…he’s fantastic and perfect for the part.

That… is…
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Harry Possum or Hare-y Potter?

And then an otter named… Hairy (or “Harry” if you must) Otter!
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OH EM GEE! Too cute. Now I feel the need to knit them little Gryffindor scarves.

Oh – also, joyous news – you’ve added another tour date in my area so not only do I get to see you in Gaithersburg but I get to stalk you, ahem, see you as well in Annapolis!

OH Ron Weasely will you marry me!??
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I agree with Adrasteia – you need a stop in Seattle! Not everyone is a crazy riot-er! some of us are just crazy! hehe!
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In honor of your husband, you should have Viktor Krum.

As for coming up to Boston, yes, awesome!
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Next needs to be Harry Otter!

I keep checking to see if you’ll come to Chicago… I had to laugh when I saw Gaithersburg on the list. The small(ish) town where I grew up. Really… Gaithersburg makes the list and Chicago doesn’t. Oh well.
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I love it! And I agree that this does not qualify for the BUYING since it was a gift. Can’t wait to see the next addition to the collection!
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Obviously Victor can’t expect you to refuse gits from your legions of admirers. So your new additions will just have to come to you that way.

Perhaps you should think about opening a museum of sorts. You could charge admission- like Ripley’s; but it’d be better because they’re all yours. Victor couldn’t complain if it was a money making venture.
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DUMBO-DORE!!!!

I can’t stop laughing at the wizarding weasels.
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Check, I’ll be on the lookout for Mousefoy.
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Please please please come to Nashville!!! I know a dozen or so people who’d be very happy.

I am anxiously awaiting the arrival of Meerkat-niss Everdeen and her fellow tributes. Don’t leave a sistah hangin’.
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You’re coming to Boston – yay!
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still speechless…. thats all
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I finally got a rooster! Mine is only about 3 feet tall but I had to have one because of you
Named him: Richard the Rooster
AKA: Dick the Cock

THAT’S THE CUTEST GRYFFINDOR ROBE EVAR.

Also, I’m so excited you’re coming to Atlanta!!! That’s where IIII AAMMMMM!!
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Ooh! Boston! I could probably make that one. Maybe you could sign over your signature in my signed copy. Or add some punctuation. I’m not picky, really.
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Midwest? Please? Omaha would be great, but I will settle for Kansas City!

Haha! Love it!
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Chicago or Milwaukee?? I live equal distance between the two. Milwaukee has brats and beer and festivals. Chicago has museums, booze, baseball and the lakefront.

I finished the audiobook last week. Can’t wait for Book 2 to come out. No pressure or anything. {{Hint, Hint}}I guess until then I’ll have to settle for the “In Death” series by J.D. Robb. I’m on Book 3 of the series. I can’t get enough of Eve and Roarke.

OMG Draco Mouse-foy I just choked on my coffee.
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Um… so… I got so excited I ran screaming into my Husband’s office and he immediately assumed I was having a panic attack and threw my klonopin at me. Just a question, you know… in theory… if someone like me were to want a picture or to hug you (because you’ve been super supportive of me, i.e. donating to my Wish Upon A Hero for my Husband and commenting on my own blog when I was in the grips of weeks and weeks of anxiety and depression), I wouldn’t be taken down by security would I? Should I wear a shirt that says, “Don’t shoot, I’m awkward and she knows me kind of!”
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What a lovely couple!

I’m so terribly upset I missed you when you were down in Miami I got some type of modern bubonic plague – this is what happens when you let a baby cough all over your face. Be warned!

P.S. The dolls in the background sort of creep me out. Not your fault. Just this phobia carried over from childhood. That required therapy time. And, um, I’ll chat with you later. I need to go call my therapist now.
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First of all BOSTOOOOON!!! Secondly, I think you should go for Draco Moosefoy, although I acknowledge that the scale would be all off with a moose, and they are definitely harder to pack for travel.

I don’t think you’re setting your sights high enough. Forget Draco Mousefoy.

Try to find Drago Malfoy. Surely you can find a stuffed Komodo Dragon…

YAY!!!!!!! You’re coming to Atlanta!!!!!

A charming couple indeed!

Now when are you coming to Milwaukee please please please?
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He has such a knowing, yet impish look about him. Almost… weasel-y, you know?
Also – I’m loving the printables (even though I can’t print them because I’m out of ink).
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I’m not sure what’s happening to me, but I actually said (out loud no less) “Aren’t they cute together?!”.

If I had the resources, I’d send along a “hairy otter” …

I’m trying to decide whether to just visit you in Gaithersberg, or whether to also visit you in Annapolis. Whichever seems more creepy.

YOU’RE COMING TO ATLANTA!!!!! THAT’S ONLY A 4 HOUR DRIVE FOR ME AND MY HUSBAND PROMISED I COULD GO IF YOU CAME THAT CLOSE. The only problem is that it’s on my daughter’s 5th birthday. Which I can’t miss… but I can totally take her on a trip to Atlanta to meet you for her 5th birthday!!! As long as hubby okay’s it. See you next week (Hopefully)

OMG HE IS MAGNIFICENT. That is one HOT weasel.
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XDDDDDDDDDD
That is all.

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE BLYTHE DOLLS!?!?! I have 2, and just bought a 3rd today! I have a Very Vicki as well. =D
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Next up, Hairy Potter?

Yay Atlanta! BOOO! I have to go out of town for work. (tear runs down my cheek)

Oh hooray! Love the Hogwarts robes on Ron Weasel-y, him and Ermione are perfect

Love that he’s a ginger!

A big ol’ Hare-y Potter would work, too.

Yay for Charlotte! I will so be there.
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Little Rock?? Memphis??

I agree with Morgan J, but it should be spelled “Hairy Otter”!

What kind of animal is appropriate for Hairy Potter? A mink perhaps? On a mission to find a mink with a thunderbolt on it’s forehead!
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Will we be seeing this collection soon at Targets?
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But Draco should be a ferret, not a mouse! An amazing bouncing ferret!

Ha! They do look perfect together. As they should. (Also, what is it with Harry Potter lately? I’ve been seeing/reading about him everywhere. Also writing, as you can see.)
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The Charlotte link takes me to past events only. I can’t figure out which store you’ll be at or when. Please let us know!!!

What about Hairy Otter?
Love it.
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Love Ron Weasl-y! Annapolis is great – getting closer to D.C…..closer and closer!

I was all WOOHOO, I get to meet the Bloggess in Atlanta…. and then I was all OH NOEZ, I have class that night. >_< Maybe I'll get an ethically taxidermied present to make it up to me.

OMG, 11 days till I get to meet you in Gaithersburg!!! I am so freaking excited!

His cape is fantastic.

I love that you’ve put Ermione Granger and Ron Weasel-y in front of your Blythes
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I know Detroit is a blight in Michigan but you must come here! On the bright side, we do have Eminem.

Perfection. Uncle Sam says we have to leave the country for three years starting this summer… will you be doing overseas tours?
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come to minneapolis and i will hook you up with guy who made this.

http://www.wallhangerstaxidermystudio.com/_RoosteronCreamCan.jpg
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This whole time I have been wishing for you to come down to Georgia or somewhere close by so I could participate in this wonderful tour, and now you’ll be in Atlanta 2 days after I start work at my internship in Madison, WI. Noooooooooooo.

Harry Otter is defo needed too!

Also, your book is on its way to me, uk edition! I can’t wait!

Ahhhhh!!! Both Gaithersburg AND Annapolis are close to me! I am gonna meet the Bloggess. I’m so excited I might pee myself. I’ll try not to. I’m at work. Might not be professional.

But I am still super excited. Look out Jenny, here I come! (That wasn’t supposed to be threatening. Please don’t hide in the bathroom. I am completely harmless and a big dork).
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Atlanta? Squeeeeeeeeeeee! I’ll be there!

DEeeeennver Coloraaaaadooooooo… -mind control noises-
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Ann Arbor, MI. C’mon, we love book signings. And ethically taxidermied animals. Ok, the truth is, I wasn’t aware there was a difference in the way animals are taxidermied. Now that I’m coming clean, I’ll also confess that I didn’t know you could use taxidermy as a verb. Finally, I’d like to take this opportunity to coin my own word–verbifiy. That would be when you take a noun and turn it into a verb. Like taxidermied. Or also verbicize would be a good word, too. One last confession, my guess is people in Ann Arbor actually may not appreciate taxidermied animals (whether done ethically or not) as much as I say we do. Um, it’s a little bit of a–how you say–granola-eating town so, maybe….it might be better to not, like, heavily publicize your love for taxidermy. You know, if you were to come here. Which after all of this, I still think you should. Just sayin’.

What about Arry Otter?

That is gross and awesome all at the same time.
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I am without words to describe the awesomeness of this couple. No better match could there be under heaven. Congrats.
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When will you be in chArlotte ?? Does anyone know

Dumbldoremouse?

PPPLLLLEEEAASSEEEE COME WEST TO VEGAS!!!!!!!!!

Knowing that you found your Ron Weasel-y makes me irrationally happy. Like, it makes me feel like the world is an amazing place full of hope and wonder and awesome.

HOORAY!!

OMFG.
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Glad to see that a few people are tracking with me on naming the next one “Viktor,” after Viktor Krum, of course, but your Viktor won’t know how it is spelled and also will feel priviledged that for a while Ermione Granger will actually prefer him over Ron Weasel-y.

Marriage problems solved.
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Oh good, you managed to get the robe on him. I tried but I was afraid id break him and I was fresh out of Skele-Gro.

I concur with the Harry Otter folk, and Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret would preserve the scale. Vole-demort would be awesome too. And I don’t think Victor can get too mad unless you decide to add a Dumbledeer to the collection

-Lindsay

P.S. Super-psyched that you’re coming to Boston!

Ummmmm, Nashville is very nice this time of year.

Hooray!!! Ermione has been lonely for too long!!!
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I’m too lazy to read all the comments to find out if someone has already pointed out that you may consider a Draco Mal-ferret. Just for the sake of canon, plus bonus he’s a “bad” ferret. Or Mousefoy, it’s your collection, seriously get the pieces that make you furiously happy and to hell with canon.

Ha! I love it:) You should come to Peoria, IL!

Yay! More tour dates! you’re coming here! woo hoo!!!!

Ha ha with all this craziness I can see a little children’s cartoon version of Harry Potter coming and all the characters will be forest animals.
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Please come to Boston in the summertime …
Now I have THIS http://youtu.be/UDRLZFgEoGw
stuck in my head. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

BOSTON DETAILS! I’m abt 55% through the book, and you have me in tears. I can’t thank you enough for being so brave and honest, and helping US (us — all the crazies, not US the United States, although everyone should read your book, in the ENTIRE United States AND the world should read your book because you rock) out here know we’re not alone. Because when you hide places (i have been a closet case from way back) you don’t have a lot of reference for knowing there are others hiding too. Thank you for being a superhero.

I’mma get drunk and get my wife to drive me so I won’t freak out and panic and stay home, and please, please please, will you sign my nook in sharpie?

So, I was sitting here staring at that first picture thinking, “Damn. I bet that picture would look great framed on the wall.” WANT.
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Charlotte??? YAY!!!! That’s only like an hour and a half away for me! I am SOOOO there!
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I think you need to start opening up your house as a museum of awesome.
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Please tell me Ron is a barely post-pubescent vampire weasel contemplating an angst-riddled and wholly forbidden romance with a weir-ermine.
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They make a very cute couple.
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Yes! Atlanta!!! Will be there with bells er…..something on.

They’re SO cute! And please come back to NY (closer to Binghamton!!!)??
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YAYAYAYAYAY!! Atlanta made the list!

Boston, you say? You know, Rhode Island isn’t that far away from Boston and Newport is a great place for a book tour stop.
I’m definitely going to try to get to Boston, though. : )
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Come to Minneapolis!!!!! We love you up here!

Your dead-animal thing has always been hilarious, but it makes much more sense (kind of?) after reading your book!
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Yay! Can’t wait to see you in Atlanta!

Boston? HOLY FVCK!

I’m at the other end of the state, but I’ll come to Boston if I possibly, humanly can. When??

dammit, JENNIFER ARCHIBALD LAWSON!!! Get you ass to SEATTLE!!!! PASKETTI dinner awaits. Love you, Carm
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Once you find your Harry Otter then Guinea Weasley and then it’ll be complete!

And after that Nevole Longbottom?

Apparently your publisher doesn’t think people in the Northwest read your book. I did, and almost died, three times. Well, twice anyway legitimately your fault. The other time my dog jumped up on the bed while I was roaring with laughter (from reading your book), startled me and I fell out of bed, so that kinda counts.
Tell your tight-ass publisher to get you to Seattle. Not that I would show but I’d try really hard. As long as it was convenient. Like, if you should up close to my house, and I wasn’t doing anything else. I don’t have to tell you. You know what it’s about.

WOOT!!! Atlanta!!!!??!!?!

Yes! Love the Hogwarts crew. Hilarious. Some of the other comments have great ideas to further fill out your cast. Sorry, Victor.
Also…would love, love, LOVE to see you in Minneapolis, MN.

Absolutely perfect! You have to come to Oklahoma!! We need you here!!
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Pretty please, come to Salt Lake City! I even promise to bring you booze at your book signing so you don’t have to trudge through the Mormon mecca to find it.
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Jenny, while frying eggs the other morning my roommate was surprised by a mouse carrying a basket and wearing a hat with flowers and feathers on it. This mouse rolled out from under the stove, looking suspiciously like a possibly taxidermied creature who was ready for Easter Sunday. Our cat promptly removed her (we’re assuming it’s a she) tail, but we’d be happy to send you the rest, if tailless mice in their Sunday best are of interest to you.

Best,
CW (and TB, and the cat, Kabluey), Chicago

Oops, someone beat me to Severus Snake, I see. I also love Albus Dumblebee/Bumbledore!

So cool and so cute
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YAY! Boston! YAY!!!

GET OUT! You are coming to Charlotte!? A mere two hours from me?! Off to see where and if I can take the time off (if necessary)!
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Oh damn! No deets on the Charlotte tour yet?!
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Yeah!!! What a great birthday present, getting to see The Bloggess on my birthday! See you in Atlanta. So happy you are extending the tour.
Ron’s robes look fabulous, BTW.

The next step is obviously Hairy Otter.

So today I was just screwing around on the Internet and I found this collection of pictures of “surreal fairy-tale photos of people with animal heads.” And I was like, “Huh, I wonder why this reminds me of the Bloggess?” And then I realized that duh. Of course surreal fairy-tale photos of people with animal heads remind me of the Bloggess. I hope it’s kind of self-explanatory.

http://flavorwire.com/287360/surreal-fairy-tale-photos-of-people-with-animal-heads

WEASEL-Y IS OUR KING!!!!!

Also, seriously… Come to Jersey. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!!!
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You should also get Vermin Dursley, a fat angry weasel. Mainly because I want to see what a fat weasel looks like.
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WHAT does your publisher have against Philadelphia?!?

Severus Snake. . . Voldemole . . . Bumbledore (bee – can you taxidermy those??). . . the ideas are endless. . .
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What is the date/time for Charlotte? Anyone found it yet? The link doesn’t work and I don’t want to miss it

When do you get Harry Otter?

My man suggests Harry Otter
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What about Harry Otter? I realize he’d be a bit bigger, scale-wise, than the others…

My cousin’s going to take me to a secret place in San Francisco where I can get a taxidermied white mice wedding cake topper. I’m not even engaged.
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YEA!!! you are coming to Charlotte! Just finished your book and was left wanting more! Can’t wait to find out when you will be here. Hurry, Hurry!

I live too far away from all these places. Come to Albuquerque, or even Denver – I could make those drives

Oh, my goodness, I can’t wait to see Draco Mousefoy!
And you need to come to Kansas City. Please! Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help. I can go to the bookstore and talk to them. I can. Honestly. Just let me know.
By the way, you also need Harry Otter.
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Be sure to remind Victor, also, that at least they aren’t towels!

~EdT.
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I just completely freaked out and started screaming when I saw that you’d added a BOSTON TOUR DATE. I can hook you up with a great independent bookstore if you need it, just let me know.

I think I may need to go breathe into a paper bag now. Wow. That just made my week. And my honeymoon starts on Thursday.
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I’m more of a Draco/Hermione shipper (but not Canon!Malfoy obviously) because I’m weird, but they are damn adorable. If I even knew where to START looking for Draco Mousefoy I would totally get him for you, but I’m at a loss…Damn

There is no way you are reading all of these.

Chicago. I’m anxiously awaiting the announcement of your Chicago tour date.

OMG! You’ll be within walking distance of my house! LOL YAY FOR GAITHERSBURG! Also? I TOTALLY need you to sign my wedding dress… I’ll bring a piece- I mean, its my princess dress- who else but the Bloggess to sign it?
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OMG! Gaithersburg is my hometown! SQUEE!

I must persuade my mother to bring her dried alligator head to you. If only for a wonderful photo op.

but, but, but… Malfoy is a ferret!! as much as I appreciate the name association of mousefoy I think it is also important to acknowledge that even a death eater (in disguise as Moody but still) thought that Malfoy was despicable and annoying enough to turn into an albino ferret and bounce off the ceiling. I’m halfway through your book and it lead to lots of inopportunely timed out loud laughing on a car trip recently.

Harry Otter, Vincent Crab, Mr. Owlivander, Argus Finch, Professor Dumble-door mouse, Kanga-Rubeus Hagrid, Weevil Longbottom.

Okay. I really would have literally jumped up and down if my (non-taxidermied) dog wasn’t pinning me to the couch with her body! Atlanta, Atlanta, Atlanta! Let me know if you need an extra klonopin! Or anything else in the universe you might need!
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I walked into Powells Books this weekend in Portland, OR, and your book was in the very front of the store! Congrats – *biggest* bookstore west of the Mississippi! (note that the quotes are so people don’t argue with me or yell at me; I’m tired tonight.) Please come see us here! Oregon is beautiful.

oh my holy fucking god. AWESOME.
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Boston loves you!! Woo hoo!!!!!

You have the coolest friends!!! Shouldn’t you also be in the lookout for Harry Porker? (Sorry. I couldn’t think of any other animal that sounds like or a way to change another animal’s name into something like Potter.) If you come anywhere near NW Arkansas or to St. Louis, I will totally drive to see you!!

Holy crap! That looks so real!
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oh em gee – boston – HOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

I’m a little ashamed to admit that I am completely ignoring your dead animal extravaganza and am drooling over your Blythes in the background. Or should I be proud? I’m very unsure.

OMG! I just peed a little
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You know, since Moody turned Draco into a white Ferret, I don’t know if those exist, however, that would also be an acceptable choice. At least, I think it would be… Twitchy little ferret, aren’t you Malfoy?

It would be the most fantastic news ever if you visited Philadelphia! My to girlfriends and I have followed your blog for the last year and treated it like a book club. Don’t judge and now we actually started a book club and all purchased your book before it was even released! Please visit our city!!

Harry. Otter. Make it happen.

PUH-LEEEZE cross that border and come to Toronto! We have a bunch of crazy women here who love ya. My whole staff is now hooked on your blog after I started sending out links to them. We want a company field trip to a book signing. Could we bribe you with, say, potentially a taxidermied beaver?? The book is awesomeness.

Severus sn-Ape. Or Snake? Can you taxidermy a snake????
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My dream has come true. You’re coming to Maryland!! Can’t wait!!!!!!
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Ooh, it’s perfect!
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Victor can’t possibly divorce you, as this is most perfect thing in existence. However, if I do start shipping taxidermied rodents (are they actually rodents?), I think I might lose all my friends.

STILL. You give me confidence in humanity everday~

I think what you really need is Harry Otter… do they taxidermy otters?
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Just read this post to my main squeeze Alex. He’s actually still sleeping, but still managed to mutter under his breath, “Albatross Dumbledore…. Severus Snake.” I love him so much.

So fun! I second the suggestions of either Hare-y Potter or Hairy Otter… and offer up Professor Severus Snake. Loving your book and looking forward to finishing it on our vacation next week! Congrats on your success!!!
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Boston? yahoo yahoo yahoo!!!!!

you still need a harry possum

oh oh oh or a harry otter

Creepy? Yes. Cool? Absolutely! Little furry things with clothes on are (usually) always cute!

perfection!

I hope you can come to Portland, OR (or Eugene, OR where I am!!) we really need you to come and share your wisdom & hilarity! Plus, there’s a lot of things you can make fun of our State for! We are totally ridiculous!!

I love the doll with the turquoise hair and red flower! She seems to be really making a silent statement!
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Please come to Cleveland, Ohio. That would be awesome! I would have to have you sign my iPod though because I bought the audiobook from iTunes. And my friend preordered your book and got the signed bookcard, but she lost it, and is very upset over this. She needs you to come sign her actual book. That would be swell. Thanks.

Why don’t I see Denver on your list? You could have your signing at The Tattered Cover, where they take book snobbery to a whole new level.

Will you be looking for Loon-a Lovegood soon?

It looks like they’re pretty rare (note photo and caption):

http://www.examiner.com/review/the-minnesota-beatles-project-sure-why-not

I could talk to my SIL, however, who’s a bird biologist for the state here in Minnesota.

That is f-ing AWESOME! You know some cool people!
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Dammit, we JUST moved away from Annapolis, and I used to shopping at that B&N ALL THE FRICKING TIME! Okay, now I have to decide which is better, to see you in Gaithersburg or in Annapolis, since it’s a drive either way. Dammit, why did we move????

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/09/rogue-taxidermy-at-la-luz_n_1496831.html?ref=arts

Or a scientist. Obviously.
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OMG! I almost peed my pants when I saw you were coming to Atlanta! *does a dance of joy*

When/where is the Boston one?!?!?!?!?!?!

When are you coming to Portland Oregon???
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!

I am dying! That is awesome! I LOVE it! One day, I must share with you a photo of my taxidermied iguana. He is playing the harp…and thanks to some twisted friends…smoking a big joint.

I will gladly drive from Raleigh to Charlotte to come see you. However when I click on the Charlotte link it takes me to a Facebook login…written in Indonesian.

It’s totally like elementary school, where everyone is hollering to the popular kid to come sit with them! Although I refrained in the fourth grade, I find that as I get older I have less shame. So Philly, Philly, Philly, pleasespleaseplease come to Philly! Chris Moore came to Philly. Just sayin’.

Please dear jebus, come to Pittsburgh!!!!!!!!

So excited you are coming to Charlotte!! I was wishin’ and hoping’ and thinking’ and praying’…

YEA!!! Atlanta!! I am coming!!! And Ron Weasel-ly Was made for her

…and if Dumble-boar threatens your marriage, just blame him on me.
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Charlotte! Woo Hoo. I’m lining up today.

Can you sign my kindle?
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Jenny, I am much older than you, but I grew up in San Saba and attended ASU. My mom drove me through Wall every 3 weeks to the orthodontist in San Angelo. i love you and I believe everything you say! I went on Rattle Snake roundups with my boyfriend (I now have a serious snake fobia), and I am sure that Barnaby Jones Pickles was killed by a rattlesnake. Fuck…we live in Texas and we are surrounded by snakes! I now live in Waco and have a lot of “green space” aka wild land. We have had coyotes, foxes, porcupines, armadillos, owls, snakes, tarantulas…and we live in the city limits. Recently, my yard man said…”You have a big, bad snake in the yard!” I said, “What do you mean? What kind if snake?” He said, “Bad”. I made my husband put on boots and walk all around the yard with a hoe for three days….no snake. I know he is out there waiting for my dogs and cats…or me…or my kids ( who are now 25, 21 18…so I guess they are ok). I love the idea of wild Texas, but I am so neurotic about the reality of what I KNOW I will eventually encounter! Great job on the book!!! I loved it!!!

Next up, an ethically taxidermied pig named harry plopper?

“Ermione the first lady!”, the first thing that came into my mind.
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Awwww, she’s so adorable! I think you should start a line of tiny replicas so I can buy one for my desk. Pretty please? Actually, you should do that with all your taxidermied friends.

WHAT A RIOT!!!!!!! I love it!!!

awww look how proud and happy he looks standing up next to his special lady!!

You need to come to Philadelphia. Have you SEEN the Reading Terminal Market? No, you haven’t, because you haven’t come to Philadelphia. So if you come, you will sign many books and Ke$ha, and then you can go to the Reading Terminal Market and revel there because IT. IS. GLORIOUS!
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I could not be any more excited about you coming to Atlanta. Seriously– Wednesday shall be one of the best days of my year!

I was reading your book while drinking a beer outside when I started laughing do hard I almost choked and had to spit out my beer . . . Into my shoes. So I rinsed them in the kids’ wading pool and kept reading.

He is totally rocking that hood.

I think you have set a very dangerous precedent. I expect you will need to get more shelving space very soon. It’s just a matter of time before you have the full harry potter cast in rodent/near rodent form.

I do look forward to seeing Vole D. Mort (the D stands for danger) face off against Harry Otter mentioned above though. That’s going to be a sweet battle.
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Jenny,
This doesn’t have anything to do with your post, above, but does have to do with your book and how it is affecting my writing. I’m not sure if it’s good or bad, but today I went to Plinky because they keep pestering me with prompts and I thought I would throw them a bone and write something to a prompt, maybe two, and then when I saw the second prompt, which is “What place seemed much smaller after coming back to visit again?” the only answer I could think of was: my vagina.

Jenny, it may be hilarious to you, but that is not the type of writing I do… I will have to stop writing for a while until I finish your book because that is clearly an inappropriate answer, but I can’t help but chortle. You’re rubbing off on me. Maybe all the people you’re rubbing off on will make the world a better place for you, though. That would be good, right?

XOXOX

Diana
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And to think I never even considered taxidermied animals in clothing before I found your blog! My life was so drab. Also, I showed by significant other (only, in this particular occasion he only ASSUMES he’s significant. Sometimes he is, but in this case he isn’t.) the picture and how cool they were and he just looked at me and said, “don’t. you. dare.” so now I guess I have to figure out something else to collect. Like buttons.
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Can you come to upstate NY? I live in Buffalo but I’d drive to Rochester or Syracuse if I had to!

Your Annapolis date coincides with my daughter’s 10th birthday party. I had a very harrowing minute, at first full of ecstatic joy when my sister told me you were coming here, and then bloated with crushing disappointment when I saw the date and time.

My sister, who has her priorities absolutely straight, is skipping her beloved niece’s party so she can meet you in person. She is under strict orders to heap praise upon you on my behalf, then kidnap you and bring you to the bowling alley where the party is. Aside from being several times ickier and noisier than a crowded Chuck E. Cheese on a Saturday afternoon during cold and flu season, this bowling alley boasts a full bar, a private bathroom, and not one sign indicating that Xanax use is forbidden. I really don’t see how you can NOT come.

If I don’t see you that day, that means one of these statements will be true:
1.) My sister ultimately decided she doesn’t love me enough to go to jail for me, and she Beyonce’d out of carrying out the plan. I always knew she was selfish.
2.) You unleashed a robotic killer animal/vampire on my dearly beloved, selfless, irreplaceable sister when she tried to grab you, and she died a horrific, screaming, bloody death trying to make my dream of meeting you come true. Way to kill a dream, Jenny.
3.) My sister stood in line a really long time, stammered out a greeting when she met you, and she walked away from the encounter furiously happy with her signed copy of your book, which she will let me hold in my very own hands once or twice while she tells me all the things she wished she’d said instead of, “Um. Hi. You’re like, awesome and stuff.”

Come to think of it, that last scenario doesn’t look too bad now that I’ve written it out. Sorry about that near-kidnapping incident there. And I forgive you for almost killing my sister. Now let’s hug it out.
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THEN GET HARRY OTTER NEXT!! that would be awesome!!!

i came here to be cheered up and you delivered as always

They actually do look super cute together.

come to Boise!!!!

Love these dead animals. I want to come sleep over at your house because I bet you ANYTHING that lots of these are in the guest room. Then they can stare at me all night. Or I could put them all into bed with me for a good postmortem cuddle. I will await your invite.
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Don’t forget Albus Dumbleboar

I felt all clever for coming here to suggest “Harry Otter,” but several people beat me to it. Still a good idea, though. Well, as good an idea as taxidermied animals in costumes can be, anyway.

Here is hoping you can visit Helsinki Finland in the future
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I vote for Luna Lovebird. Or perhaps Poppy Pomeranian. A Doe Chang would be a lovely conversation piece.
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PLEASE COME ON TOUR TO MEMPHIS!!!!!!!!!
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They both totally need wands in their little paws. Can you whittle?

I told my husband about Ermione & Ron & he thinks the next one should be Hairy Otter.

I second (ninth?) the suggestion of Harry Otter to complete the trio but what are the chances you’ll find an ethically taxidermied otter with a lightning bolt scar?

as a first time reader (meaning going through old crap), though long time fan of Copernicus, I would suggest:
Harry Otter
Professor Snake
Dumbledormouse
Argus Finch
Poppy Pomeranian