Conversation Victor and I had while passing by a frozen yogurt shop which specializes in having new weird flavors every week:
me: Holy shit. Does that say “Fucked Up Green Apple?” Is that their new flavor?
Victor: Of course not. It’s…wait…does it say Fucked Up Green Apple?
me: Because that would be kind of fucked up, right? And aptly named, I guess.
And of course then we had to actually go in to take a picture of the Fucked Up Green Apple.
I’d like to think that everyone passing by had the same reaction as us, but I suspect this was some sort of yogurt-based Rorschach test we both failed. But we failed it together, so it’s nice to do something as a couple. I say that’s a win. Victor says it’s a sign that I’m contagious. It’s possible we’re both right.
And in other news, it’s Sunday, which means its time for python fights!*
What you missed in my shop (tentatively called “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- This week a ton of people asked if I’d make personal affirmation t-shirts that had the message written backward so you could read it in the mirror, so I made this one. Also, people who can read backward will feel awesome and when small children ask about it you can just say it’s Russian for “Your hair looks nice today.”
What you missed on the internets:
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
This weeks wrap-up sponsored by the fabulous women behind “Female Moments”, a series of short, funny videos reflecting the everyday moments in the average woman’s life. It’s focused on women’s “issues,” but the series is relatable to both men and women as often times men are a witness to (or an active participant in) a woman’s “moments”…whether they like it or not. You can check it out here.
*I apologize for the lack of python fights. I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.