The other day at a used-book shop I picked up what might be my new favorite book. Written in the days of Nancy Reagan’s “JUST SAY NO” campaigns is this amazing read:
I’m not going to spoil it for you but I will tell you that Latawnya doesn’t immediately say no to drugs. First she gets totally shitfaced with the other naughty horses. Because that’s what naughty horses do, y’all.
Brace yourself. It gets worse before it gets better*
*It never actually gets better.
Sadly, LATAWNYA, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say “No” to Drugs is now out-of-print, but I just discovered that you can buy the sequel!
“Latawnya The Naughty Horse Two points out the low life drug pusher. Latawnya and two of her friends will see the back of a low life who is trying to hook everyone on drugs. He tries to entice them to use cocaine and meth, but they laugh at him. They let him know he can take his drugs and go. They also let him knows they have better activities to do than using drugs. Latawnya and her friends are on the basketball team. There will be a big talent show. Everyone will audition. Someone will create a beautiful original song and dance.”
Happy early Christmas to me, y’all.
UPDATED: My sister just sent me this. Just say no to horses.