Oh Tony, you win and I didn’t even know we were having a competition.
Comment of the day: What a coincidence! I found your blog the exact same way! The strangest one for my blog was “my puppy has meat hanging out his butt”. I don’t even know what to say about that one. ~Jen O.
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someone found my friend’s blog searching for “back fat.” Jesus wept.
pookie addams’s last blog post..ponderables
how do you think i felt when Tony sent me the very same email?
furiousball’s last blog post..taught in the reflections off of the baby grand
i don’t even WANT to know how people find my blog. it would be too traumatic.
jac’s last blog post..dude, what were you thinkin?
I just wanna know why someone landed on mine searching for “do beets make my semen pink?”
WHOTHEHECK inspects semen?
Robin’s last blog post..Oh…and you’re wondering what the heck “Rick Rolling” is???
fucking admin is cheating on me!
Maggie, dammit’s last blog post..Ghost.
I can just see the beautiful hairy butt trophy he’s won now.
MammaLoves’s last blog post..How He Became Our Son, Part II
A good butt hairy woman is hard to find.
Someone once found my blog by searching for “long hanging boobs”. They didn’t have the courtesty to leave me a comment complimenting me on my blog though.
Jen @problem girl’s last blog post..The fixation situation
your blog is interesting. i can’t swear that your butt is hairy or that you are a woman. herein lies the rub.
What is a “butt hairy woman” and why would you want to find one?
The Introvert’s last blog post..big announcement
Tony, Tony, Tony. I’ve told you a thousand times – it’s “hairy butt women” not “butt hairy women”!
I’m sorry, Jenny – he’s new.
Sayre’s last blog post..Sudden Awareness
Um. yeah. okay…
CC’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Dynamic Display Augmentative Communication
I’m pretty sure “butt” is used here as an adverb. Tony wants very hairy women. It has nothing to do with your butt.
That was me.
And I warned you not to post those pictures.
Jennifer H’s last blog post..Victoria (and a giveaway)
Bwahahahahahaha!
*breathes*
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
*wipes tear*
Shania’s last blog post..Dollah Dollah Bills, ya’all
“butt hairy women”
viva spam grammar! he sure speaks english good.
Jennifer’s last blog post..In Other News…
I’m jealous. You’d think a search containing ‘headless’ would garner more interesting stuff. But alas, Jenny you still win. “butt hairy” will win every time.
Headless Mom’s last blog post..Good Golly, Miss Dolly!
As opposed to toe hairy women?
flutter’s last blog post..Sweetness and light
Maybe it was a fragmented question: “But, hairy women?” I’m even more confused than ever.
kirida’s last blog post..the men in my life
i told Tony your ass was shaved already.
jen’s last blog post..maybe his name was duncan
Crap…I knew I shouldn’t have shaved. *goes off grumbling* could’ve been me. ;P
The Pear Lady’s last blog post..Brought to you by the letter B
Well, better that than “butt ugly women.”
Melissa’s last blog post..Save Matilda, Shed the Guilt
I get some scary arsed google searches and some illiterate must-bee-Houdini-to-get-outta – that-straight-jacket-emails but sadly my spam is your run of the mill offers for Russian women and penile enlarge/engorgement.
You get all the quality stalkers…
Oh and Mary is ready for her kick in the vagina. Just let me get some postpaks first.
Kelley’s last blog post..Just give me the freaking envelope asshat.
This post needs a photo
Clint’s last blog post..Breasts and Lengths
The hell?
What was he spamming? A Porn site with hairy butt women? Hmmm. I’ve seen a lot of weird stuff on the internet, but I did not know there was a hairy butt woman fetish.
That’s why I love the WWW. It’s so illuminating.
I am intrigued that “butt” preceded “hairy.” Is that like a throwback to “butt ugly?”
I once had a guy ask, “Do you have a hairy belly? I love a woman with a little hair leading me to her treasure pot.” I didn’t know whether to be offended or frightened.
amanda’s last blog post..Pain in the brass
Awesome! These spam comments keep getting more clever. Fortunately I’ve been able to outsmart them (and not approve them) so far, but one of these days my vanity will get the better of me and when they say “Your blog is wonderful” or something like that I won’t be able to resist approving it!
Erin’s last blog post..Dexter
You must be so proud. *wipes away a tear^
Jennifer’s last blog post..Hoo-Hatorial
that is just wrong…but freaking funny!
amy’s last blog post..They say it’s your birthday/We’re gonna have a good time
I prefer my SPAM fried:).
Kylie’s last blog post..Dude Looks Like A Lady
OMG I just spit my coffee out reading that!!
Jacki’s last blog post..No Passport Required: Copenhagen (Part 1 of ??)
That’s funny … I found your blog by doing a search for chest hairy women.
Wow. I found your site by searching for, and I quote “Merciless serial haberdasher who burys dyslexic (?) hobos in shallow graves.” One result…the Blogess. BUSTED!!!
They weren’t dyslexic.
Dang! Now I have to have my tramp stamp of you altered!
Houston’s last blog post..LOLLAIR
HA!
~JJ!’s last blog post..In my quest to find a new friend…
I think a comma would have made all the difference “butt, hairy women”. That sounds less insulting, no?
Lala’s last blog post..#909
What a coincidence! I found your blog the exact same way!
The strangest one for my blog was “my puppy has meat hanging out his butt”. I don’t even know what to say about that one.
Jen O.’s last blog post..Yay me!!!
Oh, don’t throw in the towel yet! You’ll find a way to top him, I’m sure. He sent it more as a challenge.
Mama DB’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Ballet Girl
….ugghhh…too early for me…not sure I want to know!!
You have a hairy butt too? We should create a hairy butt club. Think about the t-shirts we could make.
Nikki’s last blog post..If I could write a letter to me
Worst or genius? It did get your attention, didn’t it?
Sara’s last blog post..Dating with STDs
I think it would be awkward to have a hairy butt. I mean, would there be waxing involved? Would there be shaving, or would you live free and furry? These questions need asked.
Captain Steve’s last blog post..The Best Ringtone in the World
His email indicates he works for A2Z Ebiz which is a web site that recruits people for new e-businesses. He’s simply trolling for more help Jenny. Is it really his fault you came up in his search for butt hairy women?
Jeff’s last blog post..Diesel, did you have something to do with this?
Dammit, you’re right, Jeff. You’ve shamed me.
You mean there are people who didn’t find this blog by searching “butt hairy women”? Huh.
omglawdork’s last blog post..WTF?
I have the most boring searches ever. Usually people wanting to make fishbowl cakes. ????
However, several people did find me from fart on my face, show me your boobs, and Daddy’s penis.
I think I prefer the fishbowl cake bakers.
Blue Momma’s last blog post..ME101 – Who is Blue Momma?
Darn. Wish I was single. Tony seems like such a good catch.
I got here by searching for riot guns, leprechauns and ninjas. Still haven’t seen any of those sneaky ninjas. Oh wait, nope, that was just Bob the octopus.
One of the most frequent searches I get is “dirty sayings” – I think I kinda like it
Becky Mochaface’s last blog post..The Three Little Book Reviews
You know, you’re all jumping to conclusions that Tony digs women with hairy butts. It might not be that at all. I think he merely likes to butt them…you know…with his head…like a ram…
See…now I bet you’re all feeling really silly now.
And to Tony…you might want to try butting clean shaven women sometime. Widen your horizons.
Greta’s last blog post..I’m Not Proud So?
Somebody found me through a google search for “Chuck E Cheese law.” I’m not sure what would constitute Chuck E Cheese law, but the very thought makes me throw up a little in my mouth.
Law School Hot Mama’s last blog post..The Chomp Chomp
That is scary!
Molly’s last blog post..Just Call Me Dear Abby
Did he just call you a monkey butt?
Belinda/Shuttle Mom’s last blog post..Date Night
just remember, never shave your butt. no matter how hairy you think it is. it chafes man it chafes!
Maggie’s last blog post..Day Two – Debbie, Robert and me
You know Jenny, they make wax for that sorta thing . . .
Carrie’s last blog post..Moobs
Some of the searches that have found me have been appalling. I think “can a female get pregnant if she pees right after sex” was the worst though. Biology, people! Gah!
Only one spam…so far! I’m jinxing myself, aren’t I? Eek!
Hatchet’s last blog post..Of Caitlin, Cannibals and Kisses
You’ve only gotten ONE spam comment ever?! My filter has caught over 5,000. No exaggeration. I get like 20 a day. I must be on some list.
Butt hairy women need love too, you guys.
Razor love.
Sensitiva McFeelingsly’s last blog post..Tuesdays RULE!
That totally rocks. My favorite search term has been “bb gun with faulty construction” – some things we are just not meant to understand.
Kelley’s last blog post..Temporary Derailment
OOOOOOO MYYYY GAWD!! There, I said it.. that frequently over-used phrase… OMG! OMG!
In all caps… and with extra exclamation marks.
(And, with a smiley…)
Beth from The Funny Farm’s last blog post..As I Am Sitting Here?
I’ll even come back just to tell you I spit coffee…
Beth from The Funny Farm’s last blog post..As I Am Sitting Here?
Oy! That Tony is such a charmer! I can’t imagine he sounds much better in real life.
Do you actually have posts about Butt or Hairy women?
Inquiring minds, and all that…!
we_be_toys’s last blog post..Trip to Wales~Part III
Jeez, all my spam ever does it taunt me about my penis size. You lucky, hairy dog you.
anne nahm’s last blog post..I am Actually the Normal One in My Family
what you don’t know is that “Butt Hairy Women” translated from the rare African language SwatiVenda actually means “Most Intelligent Female”
Karmyn R’s last blog post..THE BIG REVEAL:
Is spam contagious? I don’t want it!
Traceytreasure’s last blog post..Thankful Thursday
Don’t you mean “best” spam comment ever. That’s hilarious!
Lotta’s last blog post..Worth The Whipped Cream
Wait, wait…is “butt” hairy a descriptive term for the actual fur on the butt, or is it a euphemism for ugly, as in “butt-ugly” which always confused me because there are butts that aren’t ugly, or maybe a new good term like Bad and Phat were a few years ago?
Robyn’s last blog post..Big Doin’s, Book Pimpage, and America’s Voters Suck
OMG. I think I’d be highly insulted. When did you talk about hairy butts, tho?
Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..Would the Real Tony Danza PLEASE Stand Up??
This is actually funny!! There are way creepier, crawlier, insulting-er ones.
Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas’s last blog post..The Maternity Clothes Primer
I hate it when they spam you like they know you. Do they not realize that comments like “Hi! It’s nice to meet you! Here’s the link I promised you yesterday when we talked!” are a HUGE tip off?!
Shades’s last blog post..Mistaken Identity
I’m totally not reading through all of your comments to see if someone said this, but that’s exactly how I found your blog in the first place!
Avitable’s last blog post..Geek coming through.
Do you have a hairy ass??
Maria’s last blog post..Alright people…
Excuse me while I go find my razor.
Swampy’s last blog post..Sacroiliac What ???
The “Butt Hairy Women” club for men. Jenny is not just The Boss – she’s a member, too!
~EdT.
Ed T.’s last blog post..Hell’s Kitchen: The Beast Re-Awakens
You need to put that on a t-shirt.
Absolutely Bananas’s last blog post..He gets a kick out of flying
Check his IP address to see where he’s from. Twenty bucks says he’s not a Brazilian.
Mary’s last blog post..Cozy
And if we’re giving hairy butt advice…I’d go with Nair over shaving or waxing.
Wait…were we not talking about that?
Never mind.
Greta’s last blog post..From the Royal Canadian Air Force, to Jazzercize, to the Sound of Crickets Chirping
hmmm. I got, as my very last public google search, “son fuck mom sleep” – which kind of just affirmed my desire to go private.
yeah.
I think I went on a blind date with Tony once.
Jerseygirl89′s last blog post..The One Where I Try To Write A Humorous, Yet Random, Post
I still get shitloads of hits for “older ladies”, “babysitter spank stories”, and “teacher fantasies”
Spamboy’s last blog post..Advice from Photo Matt
Tony has issues.
HRH’s last blog post..I am on a mega size roll…
Sorry Jenny, to be clear, I was referring to spamments on the blog. I’ve only gotten one so far. As for spam, in my email, oh I’ve got plenty of that. Plenty. I can totally share some hot stock tips or offers for cialis.
Ah! The internet is so refreshing!
Hatchet’s last blog post..Blast from the Past: The Video
I’m talking about spamments too. I’ve gotten over 5,500 in the last 6 months. I’ve gotten 3 in the last 2 hours. Luckily Akismet catches pretty much all of them, but still. I seriously thought everyone got that many spam comments?
No, honey, it’s because even the spammers love you and want to be near you.
And I think you mentioned you get something like 35-55K hits, which has to have something to do with it. I’m small potatoes town over here in Hatchetland. I dream of thousands of hits. Le Sigh.
Momma’s gotta buy shoes some day…!
Hatchet’s last blog post..Blast from the Past: The Video
someone found my blog by searching for
“making fart sounds with bird calls”
Pamela’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday -Spring Snow on Petals & Tongues
Oh, I get ALL sorts of weird monkey searches…. !!!! And, of course, “Justin Timberlake’s Penis”….
Haley-O’s last blog post..Do You Want to Hear More About My Love Affair With My Gym? Or, Less?
Umm….
And go1women.com? What kind of crazy domain name is that?
Damselfly’s last blog post..What I’d Wear Wednesday: Silk vs. snot