Hunter S. Thomcat – The Bloggess

Hunter S. Thomcat is a traitor. An adorable, fluffy traitor.

Rolly is the kind of cat who will sometimes let you pet her but then will unexpectedly bite you in the eye because it’s Wednesday, and if you try to pick her up SHE WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU. Hunter S. Thomcat takes a slightly different approach…

Yesterday was shitty so today we’re doing cat pictures. Go fuck yourself, yesterday.

Question: What’s the difference between kids during summer vacation and kittens at any time? It’s not a riddle. I just really want to know. PS. Yes, that is Hunter S. Thomcat when he was still Hunter S. Thomkitten. He was very demanding. He still is, but now when he flops down on my neck in theContinue reading “Yesterday was shitty so today we’re doing cat pictures. Go fuck yourself, yesterday.”

EVERY DAY IS WORLD CAT DAY (Except for Sunday. Sunday is for celebrating cheeses.)

Someone get a shoe.

Hunter S. Thomcat when he sees a tiny intruder in the house: In fairness, it’s the exact same way I react to spiders.

I’LL HELP YOU.

Hunter S. Thomcat has the unique ability to see things on tv screens. This means that when I watch Doctor Who, he watches it with me (which is nice), but it also means that he’s constantly leaping onto the screen whenever David Tennant makes a particularly quick move. Not that I blame him. The problem,Continue reading “I’LL HELP YOU.”