A word of advice from me to you: Don’t upgrade your wordpress blog to the new version because you won’t be able to upload pictures and you’ll get VD and the world will explode. I’m not certain about the last two but definitely the first. So while technical support (Victor and some autobots who are trying to destroy him) tries to get this fixed, perhaps you could drop by my other blog that no one goes to because it gives you seizures. (Seriously Chronicle, the flash ads are giving us all cancer. Please stop.) Today I wrote about alien abductions and before that it was the f-word on Sesame Street.
Kittens pushing strollers? The 1,400 glass animals at my house? My drugged-up co-author Mindy intentionally ripping the leg off my cat? Any of that doing it for you? No? You’d rather stay here and re-read the leprechaun post again? Okay. No pressure, little ninjas.
PS. If you already go to my other blog you are not a nobody. You are God’s own special warrior and your hair looks great today.
Comment of the day: Hey! I am totally there all the time and commenting and shit. Cause I am THAT awesome. But no mention of me being awesome and shit and commenting like ALL THE TIME. Meh. Scuse me I have some Damn Emo music to listen to… ~Kelley (who is awesome and shit and commenting all the time. Please don’t cut yourself, Kelley.)