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  1. You are hilarious. It took me about 3 seconds to realize this was not for real. Doesn’t sound that long, but honestly I still felt like a dolt.

    texantiff’s last blog post..Garden Tiff

  2. If you had gotten him started earlier with “Hooked on Phonics” he could have articulated his distress into the phone better. Or better yet, a damned license so he could drive you to the ER, rather than wait for the ambulance. I guess he deserves praise for what he did. He’s probably wanting a parade and if he doesn’t get one, I’m sure he’ll show his displeasure by crapping in your shoe.

    apathy lounge’s last blog post..And So The Slander Begins!

  3. Mine would be a completely different story. The cat would be all ‘die bitch’ and call all its friends around to watch my death throes and feast on my pancreas with a nice Chianti.

    And that is why I hate cats.

    Kelley’s last blog post..So what is His url?

  4. That was one of the most f’ing funny things I have seen in ages. Totally. Thank you for saving my husbands life…I dropped the pillow to watch that news clip.

  5. you know you have violated the 5th principle of LAITGOED (Living As In The Glory Of Evan Dando)…

    thou shalt not snort coke off of mirror’s with faces on them (not including your own, which you usually see right before you snort… it’s a mirror)

    wait, not that one… maybe it was the 7th one…

    furiousball’s last blog post..name withheld to protect the ferret

  6. i so want to be like you when i grow up….although i think i’m older so i’m not sure how that works…..so what the heck is this caroline collective (now i’m going to spend another hour googling it)…..i so need to get off the computer and start contributing….i so said so way too much in this comment…..so anyway…..

  7. Holy fucking hell! My cat won’t even shit in the box half of the time and yours can claw out your cell phone! Glad you’re feline fine.

  8. How Gullible I Am: I thought this was real ’til I looked up at the url for the “news site.” That took just about until they showed the cat sitting in the window. Yeah. I’m smrt.

    ali’s last blog post..Thongs: Why?

  9. Priceless!
    My damn cats only use the phone to order pizza and invite their friends over for parties when I’m not there.

    What a great concept, creating victim videos!

    we_be_toys’s last blog post..Birthday Bash

  10. How sad is it that I didn’t realize this was a gag until it was halfway over?

    “When did Houston get a Channel 19? WHERE IS BILL BALLEZA?!”

    Jennifer’s last blog post..Mood? Lifting.

  11. I would have gone to sex and the city with you.

    And I would have made out with you too.

    But I’d like you to leave your astronaut dildo at home.

    Kathy’s last blog post..My Dad

  12. Aw, I love you for cursing while pregnant.

    I was pregnant in a business meeting and said “Look, I’m not blowing smoke up your ass.”

    That went over well.

    Mom101’s last blog post..Misunderstood

  13. So it’s late here and I’m trying to be all concerned about other people’s need for quiet while sleeping. I opened the video on silent first more out of curiousity about the paw than anything. And promptly snorted coke out of my nose when your pic popped up next to the silently chatty newsanchor. Awesome.

    Please Note: “Snorted coke out of my nose” = the soda, not the powder. We call it coke down here in the south. Like band-aids and kleenex.

    I swear.

    Saskia’s last blog post..Shoe Size/Penis Size Theory. Denied.

  14. You will understand because you have the crazy too, but my OCD dictates that I start everything from the absolute beginning. This link no longer works, and my curiosity is driving me insane…
    I so love your blog by the way! You have these things in your head that you can just put on to the computer and it makes people happy…. You rock 😀

    but seriously… What can I google to see this???

  15. So Blaze, That’s just OCD that we both have? Cause I thought it was from all the times my mom dropped me on my head when I was little…..dang, you and me, we ‘re like simpatico…..and without the post we so desperately need to fulfill our mission here on earth. I’ll be more lost than I already am. I NEED that cat post now people!!!

  16. Ok Blaze H and Gigi, OCD engaged.
    Link is: http://www.mikeshard.com/weekend/newsStory.php?id=MjI5OA==
    However, page fails to open.
    I tried http://www.mikeshard.com/weekend/newsStory.php in a Google search with no real luck.
    So, I tried http://www.mikeshard.com and got a page wanting you to enter proof of age.
    I did that but now it says ‘failed to open page’ and that the server where the page is located is not responding.
    Can’t find a damn reference for it on YouTube either…

    Dearest Bloggess, puh-lease help us!
    We of the OCD scourge will not be able to sleep without completing our mission to read all previous blog posts, associated comments and various links.
    You will be responsible for the zombie plague.

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