So this week I got my fat sucked out of me. For real. It’s totally as disgusting as it sounds and you should go and read it now because I’m not sure I can actually call someone a bitch on the Houston Chronicle so this might be my last post there ever. I’m reasonably sure they regret ever having offered me a blog and would probably withhold my paycheck if I had ever actually gotten one from them.
Comments are open here as well just in case you can’t manage to leave a comment without saying “c0cksucker”. God knows I can’t.
Comment of the day: I always thought the pubic mounds were where the Crab Indians buried their ancient ancestors… ~Spamboy