I bet 700 years in the future they don’t even know what a “fail whale” is

I just got back from watching Wall-e for like the 18th time because they won’t let me bring my three-year-old into Tropic Thunder and every time I’m sitting there watching Wall-e I’m thinking “WTF?” but then I get home and can’t remember what I was WTF-ing about later but this time I had a pen and so I wrote notes to myself on my thigh during the movie.  You’re welcome.

So first of all, this movie doesn’t make any sense at all.  I kinda get why 700 years into the future everyone is fat but why do we all turn into cartoons?  Because Fred Willard isn’t a cartoon nor is anyone else from his time period and then 700 years later everyone is.  Also, how come that plant gets all sad and die-y when it doesn’t get water but is totally cool with being exposed to sub-zero space multiple times?  Also, I’m pretty sure the goal of this whole movie is to make me feel fat because the entire time I’m shoving popcorn and a giant icee down my throat, all the fat toon people are drinking their giant icees and flying around on their scooter lounge chairs and this is the point where I always want to twitter that this movie is making me feel fat but I can’t because I don’t have a blackberry and then they show you that the fat people all have this computer screen in front of them that is basically exactly like twitter except better because you can just talk and YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO USE YOUR FINGERS TO TYPE.  Which is supposed to come off as some sort of warning to us about the future but all I can think is fucking sign me up because seriously, do you have any idea how hard it was to write just that last sentence?  The all-caps part alone made my pinkie achy and yeah, I know, you’re all “That’s what the caps lock is for, dumb-ass” but I never use the cap locks button because I’m worried it will get stuck that way and then ALL MY POSTS WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE, “WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?”    Anyway, I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m ready for the time when we’re all fat cartoons, drinking liquid cupcakes, hanging out with indestructible plants and we have a Twitter that doesn’t make me type.  Oh and also? the end of that movie?  Totally sucks.  Spoiler alert for anyone under 8, by the way.  If you’re over 8 you don’t need a spoiler alert because I’m pretty sure you don’t even need to see the movie to guess that in the end the cartoon fat people go back to earth and save the planet.   But fucking why?!  You’re on a kick-ass space ship with non-typing twitter and cushy, floating chairs and no old people and robot babysitters and you want to go back to earth where there’s gravity and smog and decomposing trash piled as high as skyscrapers?   You will all be dead within the year.  You have no immunities at all.  You’re like the Indians and the whole world is a smallpox blanket.  Also, smog?  Cancer?  Possible link?   This was just like at the end of The Matrix when (spoiler alert for anyone who’s been dead since 1999) Neo is all “And now I’m going to wake everyone up” and I was like, “The fuck you are, asshole!  So basically you’re waking me up to a horrible, destroyed world where we live underground like moles and I’ve spent my entire life contributing to a 401k plan that doesn’t exist?!  You are an asshole!”  On the way home from that movie I was all “You know what needs to happen?  Someone needs to fucking kill Neo.  Those damn robots were the best thing that ever happened to us!” and then I yelled out the car window “DON’T FUCKING WAKE ME UP, NEO!” in case he was listening and see what I just did right there?  The all caps thing?  Ow.  Now my pinkie hurts again. 

That is exactly the sort of thing that I bet would never happen if I lived 700 years in the future.

Comment of the day:  In Canada we are forced to take our children to movies like Tropic Thunder and Pineapple Express so we don’t eat them out of spite. ~ Motherbumper

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  1. seriously. you are a fucking crackhead. a crackhead. but god damn this cracked me up.

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  2. dude, there was a message in Tropic Thunder too: and it was, hey bitches, movie stars suck and also Cruise is definitely gay and war is bad yo and also funny. especially the retard part because, ummm: that part was true.

    and wall-e? it’s like the “Day After” for pre-schoolers. without the skin peeling off. but still, same thing.

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  3. Well, I am not down with a future where I am fat and unaware of anything but twitter screen and a sippee cup.

    Did you notice John and Mary when their hands touched?

    There was no sex going on in that twittering 7-11 slurpee utopia.

    No sex.

    Enough said.

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  4. sweet jesus, Jenny that was one hell of a paragraph.

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  5. If there are liquid cupcakes in the future, I do not want to live.

    And HEY WAY TO GO spoiling The Matrix for me. I was almost thinking of watching that this weekend. Maybe.
    🙂

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  6. I should know better than to drink *anything* and read a post of yours, yet, once again, I have sprayed my screen with wine. Thanks.

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  7. I suspect that future generations of cats will also resent that they could not, in fact, has cheeseburgers. If cats ever rule the world ot if The Cat From Outer Space* proves prophetic, we are screwed.

    * I love The Cat From Outer Space.

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  8. Children’s movies turn us all into crackheads. See if you can speak or think coherently for a week after seeing Alvin & The Chipmunks.

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  9. jennn-ay!!!!! ummm….yes. and if we can’t get Neo, let’s go straight for Keanu…*gag*

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  10. ahaha! u crack me up! cheers!
    🙂
    ~Laura

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  11. If I can live in a floaty Barcalounger, Twattering and with an endless supply of Icees? Don’t fucking wake me up either, Neo!!!

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  12. We all turn into cartoons owing to the pervasive use of body art, makeup and plastic surgery. After awhile, it’s easier to just fix everything with an eraser. My only problem with the scooter chairs is that no one knew they had that awesome POOL!

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  13. This is so funny. I think it would be great to have a “twitteresque” dictating machine. I totally get that and am sure that it won’t take 700 years for them (whoever they are) to invent one. Seriously, in my lifetime we went from personal computers that you had to program code for to make work (how I hated that, one wrong piece of code and nothing happened) to the world wide web. Kids today don’t know how good they have it. Okay, I am stopping now I am starting to vaguely sound like my grandparents – back in my day we walked 10 miles to school, there were no buses!

    Bottomline – I get you.

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  14. I have not yet seen Wall-E.

    I was scared to read this post because I thought there’d be spoilers.

    But I have no fucking idea what you’re talking about. So in this case, that’s good.

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  15. Speechless. That was fucking amazing.

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  16. In a naked attempt to make my son get up off his 9 year old butt and go play, I have described to him the miracles of evolution, where the body adapts to its own actions and needs according to the environment. I told him that future generations would probably closely resemble Jabba the Hutt because spending hours upon hours a day in front of a video game would wither your hands to just giant thumbs and your legs would shrink to nubs while your ass expands to cover half the planet. Use it or lose it. “Gee mom – I’ll go do something!” came the exasperated sigh.

    Then we went to see Wall-E. And as we walked out, my son asked to go for a walk. Sometimes, Hollywood is a lot more effective.

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  17. Thank God, finally someone else who wants to kick freaking Neo ass for ruining a perfectly good thing!

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  18. […] I saw Wall-e today and I have to say that I agree. […]

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  19. Thank you for this, now I don’t have to watch this stupid movie and hear Mr. T tell me about how this is my future if I don’t stop Twittering. He thinks I have some sort of Twitter addiction, which I totally don’t, but even if I do I don’t have a robot baby sitter, and I can’t drink slurpees and have to chase a 4 year old all damn day long so there is no way in HELL that I can get fat. Unless of course the kid breaks my legs and jaw and all I can do is drink milkshakes and Twitter. Then surely I will have an ass the size of a double wide!

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    Just A. Reader

    So, you’re saying Neo is Wall-e? And you are Amy Winehouse? And I am the walrus? Goo goo ga joob?

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  21. Couldn’t they bring the finger free twitter thing back with them?

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  22. Liquid cupcakes? Is god dead in the future, too?

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  23. You are so my hero.

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  24. It is a rush to type that many words in such close proximity to one another, when you are not on twitter, Huh? lol.

    People who haven’t grasped twitter, are truly missing out.

    You aren’t a crack head – that word is so 1997 anyway.

    I am glad you said liquid cupcakes and not in pill form – it will keep the same integrity, taste wise.

    If you have a 3yr old it practically drives you into these insane delusional bouts of critical rationalization.

    The fail whale will be a thing of “urban legend”, and most likely associated with erectile dysfunction in the future.

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  25. LMAO!
    You’re the second person to reference the “fail whale” that I’ve read this week. While I Twitter, my brain just never connected to the whole “Fail Whale” thing.

    Wall-e sounds like the Rise of the Silver Surfer…

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  26. It is my goal to sit at a bar and have a drink with you and discuss the meaning of life because I think you might know it. Seriously.

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  27. That paragraph won’t fit on Twitter no matter what matrix you enter.

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  28. In Canada we are forced to take our children to movies like Tropic Thunder and Pineapple Express so we don’t eat them out of spite.

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  29. Oh you so stole my post about Wall-e, except I didn’t get to throw around the f-bomb and I’m not scared of my caps lock button…but STILL! Tell me it didn’t freak you out a little to sit in front of your screen when you got home and realize that if you put on 100 lbs you’d BE that chick who got all excited and HAWT over accidentally brushing hands with some other human with no discernible muscle tone.

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  30. Everyone should have a BlackBerry.

    Duh.

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  31. Dude. You just made me snort a sugar-free Hostess-chocolate-cupcake wannabe that’s so filled with preservatives and nasty chemicals, giving it a shelf-life of 300 years (but by fuck it’s low sugar and my pancreas is happy thankyouverymuch) through my nose that there’s no fucking way I’ll be able to make it onto that stupid shit with the talk-to-it Twitter installed in my personal La-Z-Hover.

    Shit. Did that make any sense?

    Shit.

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  32. Right. Because when The Oracle pulled those chocolate chip cookies out of her oven…well I just wanted the world to be just like her kitchen. Screw you, Neo.

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  33. Crap! Ship! Ship! Not “stupid shit” – “stupid ship!” That’s what I meant to type!

    Dang it!

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  34. I am tired after reading that. going to bed now…

    Mr. Noodle

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  35. I’m not sure I’m down with the liquid cupcakes and perma-loungers, but dude, Wall-E was one major joykill. What the hell were the execs at Pixar smoking when they decided that would be a great plot for the under ten crowd? Actually, it’s probably the same stuff Jenny smokes right before she posts……

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  36. OK, Jenny, back away from the keyboard slowly…. atta girl, you’re doing fine… there, feel better now?

    ROFLMAO Girl – you are da bomb! (as my son says…)

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  37. zOMG. I am laughing so hard I practically have tears. You made the 16-year old son laugh (that is quite a feat). You made Mike laugh, after I was all like , “Hello, uhm, I’m a dumb ass and left my wallet on the plane – please cancel all the credit cards.” Oh goodness, I needed that.

    I f*cking HATED Wall-e, but now you make me want to see it again just so I can pick up everything I need to mock in it. But I won’t, because I refuse to give them more money for it. F*cking fat, miserable movie that makes me feel bad. Grrrr…

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  38. Liquid cupcakes! And to think I just expended all that energy eating a stupid cake cupcake. Gah.

    This did seriously make me laugh, though. Your humor is good for the soul! So, thank you!

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  39. Shit it hurts. I need to remember NOT to drink Miller lite and read you at the same time. It hurts when it comes out your nose. Dammit woman.
    At least now I know what to expect when the kids want to see WALL-E and I am so with you on the NEO thing.

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  40. I had 1 question about the FatPeople. If they can barely move off those flying loungers, how in the hell do they screw to create new FatPeople?

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  41. Usually I don’t visit your blog because you make me feel insecure with your funniness and popularity, but today I am glad I did because that was HILARIOUS! And I’m glad we share the same sentiments about brain-Twitter and liquid cupcakes and stuff. Mmmm.

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  42. Does it get tiring having people tell you how brilliantly funny you are? ‘Cause I wouldn’t know…

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  43. Jenny, Jenny. The problem with staying on the ship? Your bones would turn to water! And you would be one big mass of jello, with eyes. So you couldn’t slurp the Icee. You would BE the Icee.

    See?

    I totally feel the same way about Neo, though. Asshat.

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  44. You are SO…

    AWESOME!

    I had to read this out loud to my husband while trying not to crack up and ruin the pacing.

    You rock!

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  45. Also? How do they even HAVE babies when they live in their lazy boys and don’t actually touch each other? Inquiring minds want to know.

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  46. twitter without having to use your fingers???? i’m so all over that!!!

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  47. Although you didn’t think this would make sense…it totally does. I’m even cool with implanting a chip directly into my brain, all that talking directly to twitter would aggravate my TMJ.

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  48. What REALLY impresses me is that you wrote most of this ON your thigh, in the dark.

    Wow. Now THAT is talent!

    But you had to use your fingers, I bet…

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  49. That was awesome.

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  50. but srsly, I ❤ Wall-E. Why? It wasn’t a movie for us. It was a message to our children. We have already f’d it up enough…now they are telling our children not to blow up.

    And that? Made me verklempt. Or throw up a little in my mouth…not sure exactly which. But I still appreciated the premise.

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  51. I thought Wall*E was so overrated. And I’d so take my kids to see Tropic Thunder if I could. But I’m afraid they’d complain about being bored too much and then I’d have to punch them in the faces to make them be quiet so I could hear and I’d get arrested for child abuse and that’s no fun for anybody you know?

    So Wall*E again it is for us too.

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  52. Fantastic! Did they have a blogging interface for the Twitter thing too? That would be even better. Maybe not for you though. Well, us. Stream of consciousness at the speed of talking from you may just kill us all. Then you wouldn’t have to worry about killing 4,965 bloggers though.

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  53. Fucking awesome. That is all I can say… Just fucking awesome.

    I haven’t seen the Matrix but now I don’t need to. Thank you!!

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  54. Oh and I meant to add that you can totally get software that you speak/it types. So it is like 700 yrs into the future. TODAY!

    (is it weird that I don’t use the caps lock either?)

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  55. My head hurts. And even though it’s not *necessarily* due to this post, I’m going to go ahead and blame it on you.

    Just like that time you sprained my finger. By making me laugh so hard I smacked it into my other hand. And sprained it. A*hole.

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  56. Awesome post. Now I totally want to see Wall-e. What I really need answered is: Would a 3.5 year old with ADHD sit through it?

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  57. A rude comment and a teeny tiny request=

    1. I wondered how…..reproduction of the species took place with people being permanently public.

    2. Font size……is there any chance that you might be willing to consider using something a tiny bit bigger for your older, poorly sighted readers?
    Cheers

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  58. Twitter is, in and of itself, a cautionary tale.

    And I have no idea what I mean by that.

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  59. I don’t have kids, and yet i went to see Wall-e anyway (if you multiply 8 by 3 and subtract 1. I’ll be that age soonish), as far as social commentary goes – it was crap. The New York Times loved it though – didn’t it?

    I’ve lost the reason for this comment…I think the tricky math threw me for a loop. Just another reason to have robots do everything for us.

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  60. Thanks for the review~

    You totally rock, even with your all caps!

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  61. I’m just figuring out the Twitter. I’m pretty for sure this tingly rush I get each time I log on is the exact same feeling future crack/heroin/meth addicts feel when they first discover their new preferred high. You know, before they’re pimping themselves and pawning their grandma’s 20 year old boom box, back when they feel trendy and hip.

    Also, fat people on a space ship? I think the writer of this cartoon must’ve dreamed it up while on a Carnival Cruise, which is basically the same thing. Those stewards, like, live under your bed and, I swear to God, would whip your ass for you.

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  62. 10 minutes into Wall-E I had to get my huge 96 oz coke and 4lb tub of popcorn out of my sight.

    But I was totally inspired by it. When I came home I started thinking twice before throwing my plastic bottles in the trash. “I’m going to throw this bottle right in the trash.” “Oh, wait, I don’t have to throw it in the trash. My daughter has figured out how to put stuff in other stuff, so she can throw it in the trash.”

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  63. This is exactly why I only allow my kids to watch Sponge Bob. It’s just, like, so much more realistic. I also let them eat raw cookie dough and KoolAid with an extra half cup of sugar in it. You’re only young once, for about 2 weeks.

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  64. Just … don’t stop blogging. ever.

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  65. This is exactly why I only allow my kids to watch Sponge Bob. It’s just, like, so much more realistic. I also let them eat raw cookie dough and KoolAid with an extra half cup of sugar in it. You’re only young once, for about 2 weeks. wtf?! your ‘submit comment’ button is a fat liar. I did NOT already say that! bass tard.

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  66. Hell yes I concur!!! Liquid cupcakes and no type twitter?!?! Sounds like paradise. Sign me up.

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  67. you should hire yourself out for parties. quit that soul sucking corporate job and be your own boss!

    so did you really NOT kill amy sedaris?

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  68. Even though I don’t twitter, haven’t seen Wall-E, and STILL don’t understand wtf The Matrix was about, this post was still hilarious.

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  69. Awww, just sneak your kid in to Tropic Thunder or Pineapple Express – you freakin’ deserve it.

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  70. What I want to know is why you even have to talk to your Twitter 700 years into the future. Why doesn’t it just read your mind?

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  71. I haven’t seen Wall-E yet.

    Thanks.

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  72. Eeeee-va!

    I thought Wall-E was awfully in-your-face-you-Earth-ruining-morons too. Gawd, I didn’t pay $60 to go to the movies and be insulted.

    Did I?

    But man, if I could get me one of those floating chairs and not have to lift a goddamn finger, then sign me up too.

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  73. I haven’t seen Wall-e but I would have gone effing postal on Morpheus when I woke up on the Nebuchadnezzar with only gruel to eat. Red pill my ass. I would exactly what Joe Pants or whatever his name is did and sell everyone out to get myself plugged back the fuck in.

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  74. Just exactly how many eight year olds and dead people read your blog anyways? WHO’S YELLING? I’M NOT YELLING! See what I did there? (owww)

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  75. I loved WALL-E, but I might have loved that even more.

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  76. AND ?????? Thsi is all I can do in one breath.

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  77. What really upset me was that the damn cockroach wouldn’t die. Sick disgusting thing.

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  78. Oh, look. I showed up and the movie’s already over…

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  79. And what were you smoking before you went to see Wall-E???????? 🙂

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  80. I’m sorry, I can’t get past the comment about ‘no sex’. Really? Suckage!

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  81. I just want all those robots to clean my house. Though given the choice between crackhead and typing all those cutesy internet acronym emoticons (do they still call them emoticons?) I would go with crackhead. I mean, even if we got typerless twitter could you imagine how annoying it would be to say shit like “L-M-A-O!” and “I-M-H-O” in real life?

    And I seriously don’t know what this means, I<3. What does that mean? Something with boobs, right?

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  82. You can Twitter from any cell phone that is capable of texting, which basically means ANY PHONE. Even in the movie theatre. Even in all caps. Whatever floats your boat.

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  83. Um, you don’t have to have a blackberry to twitter away from home, but you do have to have a texting package.

    Also, choked on my own spit I was laughing so hard, it’s like listening to you talk!

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  84. I have to say that I am very glad that there are others in the word with the fear of caps, actually for me I think that it is a hatred for all caps. As I search for the love of my life “online” I instantly delete those that use all caps…why because I think they are lazy. Which brings me around to something that I hate to say but a truely lazy person would have used the all caps button, sorry I dont believe that you would be a floating flop. And one more thing, there might be a reason why someone over the age of 8 should not see a pixar movie more than twice. And last point, I think that you are awesome and love that you watched wall-e 18 times and then blogged about it!

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  85. Oh man, I loved Wall-E. It moved me, and my kids loved it. But I am with you on the Fred Willard thing. Why not animate him too? Bizarre. And Neo. Man, I never did see the third one. One of these days…

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  86. I’m scared now, cos that made total and complete sense to me. And I haven’t seen Wall-E.

    Honestly, I’d take a keyboard that cleans itself and a text-to-speech program over that whole non-typing laziness crap…

    They probably just stab the people in their fat with a needle and take some of their eggs and sperm, or some skin to clone them.

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  87. This made me laugh like a drain. God knows why a drain laughs, but it does.

    I don’t want to have to type anymore. It’s tiring. All those finger exercises are making my fingers unnecessarily toned. It’s worrying.

    I still have seen Wall-E, and I think I might go with my mother tomorrow. Thankfully, I think I could have guessed the ending from the trailer.

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  88. See, I love to type. I’m fucking awesome at it and my fingers are in awesome shape, including my pinkie finger. I think you just have a wimpy pinkie finger. (heh)

    I don’t want Neo waking my ass up either. That means I’m dead.

    Life is but a dream. Seriously.

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  89. “…we have a twitter that doesn’t make me type…”

    Pretend you’re reading this post and you aren’t a “computer person” (because, believe it or not, there are people who aren’t computer people and DON’T know what twitter is) and you might just think you’re thinking of a female body part and why can “it” type anyway?

    My “twitter”…the new vajayjay??

    I’m afraid I’m the only non-robot who’s ever made that connection. Or maybe it’s just too early and not enough coffee.

    Let’s go with that and be done, k?

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  90. Jenny, whatever meds you are on SIGN ME UP. I want to jump on that crazy braintrain you are driving.

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  91. Friggin hilarious post. Seriously, I’m cracking up over here.

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  92. you crossed the streams didn’t you?

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  93. You should have brought a sippy cup (anyone who’s been to endless soccer games knows what I’m talking about ) laced with vodka, and gone to drink in the bathroom.

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  94. I refuse to see a movie where the two stars just fucking mumble to each other. If I want to hear two hours of mumbling, I go visit my great opa in the nursing home, at least then, I’d get free jello.

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  95. Does this have anything to do with “Back to the Future?” If so, I’m confused. If not, I’m confused.

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  96. Yeah.. a sexless future?? No thanks.. I don’t care if I have 5 kids, 2 of whom still get up in the night, and don’t have any time or energy to do it… I’m holding out hope..

    But Neo?? Yeah. So NOT cool, man.

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  97. Never seen Wall-E but I guess I don’t have to. You seemed to sum it up pretty nicely. Thanks for saving me $10!

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  98. I still don’t know what a fail whale is, and you’re the second blog I’ve read today that has said it to me. Is this more of the godddamned twitter conspiracy?

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  99. Oh great! Now you totally ruined the ending for me! I was really hoping everyone died in the end! Harumph!

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  100. now i don’t need to see it. thanks. of course since i have 4 kids who will be begging to see it i can imagine that i will still end up having to go. it hasn’t made it to theaters here yet, but it is in the previews.

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  101. I took my nephew to see this movie on Sunday and I was thinking the exact same things! Why didn’t the plant die in the vacuum of space? And when the captain got out of his flying lounge chair and walked over to the robot I was like “Yeah, right! His legs would break under his own weight.” And then when they went back to Earth, I was like, no way would I want to go back to Earth with it looking like that. The place was completely trashed.

    And Neo, don’t wake me up either!

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  102. […] I bet 700 years in the future they don’t even know what a “fail whale” is […]

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  103. I loved the movie, but this post made me howl. Very true in a sort of sick, twisted way. 🙂

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  104. OK, I have to admit

    I’ve spent my entire life contributing to a 401k plan that doesn’t exist?!

    Is absolutely the best reason to remain hooked up to a giant machine slowly draining the life out of me…

    Wait, that is what corporations do anyway.

    CRAP!

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  105. OMgosh. I just spewed coffee on the keyboard.

    Wall*E is a total let down and makes me question my whole relationship with Dis/Pix. They wronged me on that one.

    What I love is the *size* of the cartoonies yet they spill out of their floaty chairs like water. Um, just their toes would shake the ground with a big thud.

    And, yea. Please, someone kill Neo. Then maybe my hubby will stop watching those damn DVDs.

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  106. “You’re like the Indians and the whole world is a smallpox blanket.” This is like the best quote ever. I should use it on my sister, who catches every single bug that goes around. But maybe I should wait until she’s totally recovered from meningitis.

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  107. I’m guessing if you’re still alive in 700 years, we may have figured out how to solve some of those other problems. I would hope, anyhow. Otherwise, they are just keeping you alive and around for entertainment, and that’s either awesome or a little mean, like how you invite the crazy kid to a party so you can laugh at him.

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  108. Shit. 105 comments already? Since I can’t think of anything original to say to contribute to this post, I’ll sum up all the other comments so others don’t have to spend 15 minutes reading them all.

    Jenny you rock
    I hated Walle
    I loved Walle
    Jenny you’re awesome
    I just spit water/beer/wine/liquid cupcake all over my screen
    Keep me plugged in Neo

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  109. Shit, woman, how do you do the funny EVERY FREAKING TIME? SO FUCKING PERFECTLY. Now you’ve got me all capsing without the caps lock and my pinkie feels funny. Pretty soon it’ll go dead and FALL OFF. Yeah, thanks a lot for that. I bet I couldn’t type very well without my left pinkie.

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  110. P.S. Yours is the only blog that I read every single comment. I also check back and read comments that have been added since I last looked. Hi, my name is Becky Mochaface and I’m a Jenny, The Bloggess-oholic.

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  111. First of all, I love you people.

    Secondly, you’re totally right that the no-sex-in-the-future thing would suck, except that if they have such advanced internet in the future they probably have advanced kick-ass porn and even though they probably can’t reach their privates I would guess there is a whole branch of robots just for masturbation. High-tech masturbation robots. I’ll just let that sink in.

    PS. For those of you who don’t know what the “fail whale” is, it’s the graphic of a big whale that shows up anytime twitter crashes, (i.e. all the damn time). If you don’t know it then that means you aren’t twittering. But you will be. It’s only a matter of time.

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  112. I couldn’t see the third Matrix movie on principal. I saw the first one, and fine, yeah, that’s fine. Good enough to make the idea of the second one tolerable. Except what the fuck people! I don’t care if it’s part of a trilogy you DO NOT end ANY MOVIE EVER with the equivalent of “to be continued.” So then I was all morally opposed to the third Matrix movie and besides, Keanu Reeves? Not the world’s best actor. All he’s good at is acting surprised, and any movie that he’s been in that’s been good has only been good because his whole job was to act surprised, and he’s good at that. Except that movie where he’s a detective surfer. That shit is genius.

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  113. dude….DUDE!

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  114. Tropic Thunder blew anyway. Well except for RDJ. He could do anything and still be sexy, high guy playing an Australian guy, playing a black guy who TINTED HIS SKIN to play the movie.

    Still sexy.

    All I remember about WallE was him being adorable and me shoving pretzels and cheese in my mouth. Thankfully, not liquid pretzels but almost.

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  115. THANKS FOR RUINING MY MASCARA. I was yelling that so you could hear me, because OMG, that was hillarious.

    YOu know that you can text Twitter from your regular cell phone, right? Or you can text Ping.fm or one of those other services. Then, you don’t need a crackberry! It’s awesome, because then you can tell me when you find Neo and I’ll help you move the body, because that bastard needs to take a lead pill, if you know what I mean, because I swear to goodness, if I wake up naked, bald and living in some freaky pod, I’m going to be pissed.

    That was a great run-on sentence, don’t you think?

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  116. I am now in love with you.

    I think we should all get those mouthpieces like what Stephen Hawking uses to talk to his computers. At least then we don’t have to wait 700 years for voice-recognition typing. You’d think we’d have that now, man. But then my office would be really loud and it would be hard to hide when I’m blogging if I had to say my comments out loud.

    Also, I don’t want to be unplugged either. I’ll be your Duracel.

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  117. I am totally unsure what part to comment on because it was all so funny!

    I haven’t seen WallE yet, but I’m sure I’ll have to see it 6 zillion times when it comes out on DVD. Thankfully my MIL takes my son to these things so I don’t eat too much popcorn and DOTS. This way I can sit on my ass @ home on the computer getting fatter! ;o)

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  118. I just forwarded this to everyone I know. I forwarded it twice to the people who have not stopped talking about Wall-e to me. Because this is as close to an intervention as I’m gonna get with them.

    Honestly, this just about made me pee my pants.

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  119. Thank you, now I don’t have to see the movie. The hubs took the kids to see it and none of them could tell me about it, which I guess is good because man how depressing for a kid’s movie.

    I saw give us more movies like Pineapple Express and Tropic Thunder. Dumb, stoned people doing stupid crap that makes us laugh. Oh yeah, that is my kind of movie. No one is saved, just the way we like it.

    And please if I can sleep for more than 6 hours, you better not wake my happy ass up because I will knock you the fuck out.

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  120. Wow, Jenny. Tell us how you really feel! lol.

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  121. Exactly the reason I thank God I have teenagers…I am oblivious to such happenings…but I am intrigued by the whole liquid cupcake thingy?

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  122. I come here to read the comments every day. I don’t do that On any other site. But damn, it’s taking a lot longer than it used to, so I’m going to leave one before reading the others today.

    No sex? I hadn’t even noticed that. i thought it’d be cool and all, but I’m not signing up for that!

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  123. The last movie I saw in the theatre was “Mulan”. I gained 11 pounds. I’m SO glad that my daughter is now old enough to drive herself to the movies.

    I never use my Caps Lock button either. It may be contributing to early onset arthritis. (Is that how you spell that?? Looks funny.)

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  124. well, i er, guess, i should thank you…? for er, saving me from watching a ‘dumb fat people movie’.
    lol

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  125. “are you speaking bat?” heheheee girl i love you…but srsly enough with the posts that make me need a double dose of xanax and vodka!

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  126. I can’t believe that you can put all these words together and they actually make some sense. Now that’s talent!

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  127. this was pretty much a hilarious post. loved it!

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  128. Hi there, new to your blog, but I just had to say that I’ve always said that about The Matrix. So glad I’m not alone! (My husband disagrees, silly red pill type.)

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  129. With posts like this you should totally be in the top 500 blogs not just the top 5000. 🙂

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  130. OMG, I thought I was the only person in the world who hated The Matrix for that very same reason!

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  131. YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST PERSON EVER.

    That is all.

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  132. Oh my word! You are a genius. A super funny genius. Wall-E bugged me too. Hugely. And I’ve been having to defend that opinion to my family all summer. Now I’ve got the Bloggess on my side. Victory is mine.

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  133. I had a totally different problem with this movie: Where were all the people who speak other languages, not to mention all the people other than white? I kinda think the white English-speaking filmmakers felt like they could only make fun of themselves, not of other cultures? But, it was confusing! I was so distracted wondering if there was a different spaceship for the Dominicans and the Bushmen, et al, or if they all died on earth and only Wal-Mart America got to leave, or what?

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  134. Well, I hate the Matrix for that reason *AND* it made billions of people think Keanu Reeves is a good actor.

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  135. I’m not from 700 years in the future and I have no freaking idea what a fail whale is.

    Is this something I should know? Will it be on the Mid-term?

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  136. fat cartoon and liquid cupcake land sounds good to me, too

    I didn’t see Wall-e but my teen son did and he wasn’t terribly impressed. He thought it was more of a message for adults.

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  137. So, when I hear the term “twittering” my mind goes to the gutter because my mind is a 12 year old freak. So then you say I could be twittering without your hands I’m all, “Where the hell do I sign up to figure out how!?” I’d sign up for the masturbating robot thing, too, though. But who needs robots if you can just twitter with your voice?

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  138. Well, hell…*MY* hands. That’ll teach me to drink and comment on your blog. Or? I may be totally hitting on you and that was on purpose.

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  139. I don’t think that my kids understood the overconsumption message in the film, because on the way home they tried to trick me into going around to all the fast food places so we could find some wall-e toys that were bundled into kid meal packages. we only went to ten places and it was a total waste of time. much like the film.

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  140. I thought your Matrix response was funny. Shared it with my Matrix loving hubby, not so much. But I seriously laughed my ass off!

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  141. Haven’t seen Wall-e.

    1) Have no kid young enough to care about it.
    2) Desperately afraid that it’s just some crazy subliminal message that will make me want to go to Wal-Mart or Wal-Greens and buy something…thus increasing the Walton Empire and making the Sam Walton family even richer. Except, Sam is dead. The end.

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  142. MMmmmmm. Twitter.

    Seriously, that movie was so wack. Peter Gabriel at the end was the only saving grace, even though I didn’t even like that damn song. Now my kids want all the Wall-E merch, and I don’t want to re-visit it because the whole thing was so manga-esque depressing. Why were there no people of color on the spaceship? No one from any other cultures? Did only the fat white Americans have to evacuate the Earth? I was all, “Thank you, filmmakers, for preaching at me…now let me out so I can fucking go to Costco.”

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  143. “Spoiler alert for anyone under 8, by the way.”

    I’m guessing that not too many 8-year olds read this blog. Heck, not too many 8-year olds can probably even read anymore!

    ~EdT.

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    If an 8-year-old reads this blog, is that child abuse?

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  145. No way. That’s child bad-assedness.

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  146. “Exactly!” he cried, “and he’s all like ‘i’ll take it’ in his wincing woman voice – seriously if i was a big person I would’ve totally shouted “WTF! You’re a hobbit! Like a teeny-tiny thing that can’t do shit but drink, smoke and grow cabbage – no thanks dude. Not leaving the fate of the world in your teeny tiny nail-gnawed paws. WTF. I give the ring to the big dude – the biggest man one, actually we need a black guy – they run like shit fast – no ogre pig or witch man with women hair can catch him – GO BLACK GUY!”

    “Seriously, these movies are so unrealistic” she agreed.

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  147. Hilarious! Great rant there 🙂 Ugh, my 11-year old daughter wants to see this movie. I’m thinking….no…

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  148. I don’t like to use the caps lock button either cuz then it’s a habit to use the shift sO aLL mY sTUFF lOOKS lIKE tHIS and people don’t know whether I’m on crack, or yelling, or wondering if I was secretly a teenage boy and my voice is changing. Then I look like a teenage voice cracking boy or a yelling crack whore, my point does not get across to the people, and on top of all that–my pinkie hurts. Caps lock is a no win situation.

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  149. Don’t worry about the fat people. After they save future earth all okay with themselves they’ll crack open a Cosmo and commit mass suicide from a plummeting drop in self-esteem.

    Thank god, because in this timeline we can’t stand those fatties.

    Thanks for the BEST Wal-e review. Ever.

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  150. I think this should be required reading for 8-year-olds. I mean, they might as well learn to cuss right.

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  151. Okay… instant blogroll status for the Blogess at my place. Stop by anytime girl… you crack me up.

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  152. I wanted to see Wall-e,…now not so much.

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  153. “You’re like the Indians and the whole world is a smallpox blanket.”

    It’s not often I LOL at work while reading online, so…congratulations? ;^)

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  154. OMG – I was laughing through this whole post, but the “DON’T FUCKING WAKE ME UP, NEO!” bit is now my new mantra!

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  155. I love that I don’t have to see Wall-E now, only because now the theater will be spared me screaming, “It’s Johnny 5! Don’t they see it? How did they get away with stealing Johnny 5?!?! HOWWWW???”

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  156. I am totally down with the non-typing Twitter thing, but damn, liquid cupcakes sound totally f***ing disgusting. No way. If there are no real cupcakes I am totally moving to another planet in 700 years.

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  157. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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  158. My question is…they lost all their cartildge or something and don’t have a spine..then how do they stand in the end..did they just grow a spine?…and is that what the humans did..”grew a spine” and took over the technology?
    Oh shit, I just read WAY to much into that stupid movie. What ever happened to stuff w/out a message like Apple Dumpling Gang?

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  159. I might have already said this, but I’m a little drunk right now (7:30 on Tuesday. WIN!) so I don’t remember:

    If I didn’t know what a “fail whale” was, I don’t know if I’d want to live…

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  160. Oh wait, I thought you meant fail whale from Failblog. Because Twitter is fine and everything, but nothing beats Failblog. See also: Failboat

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  161. confession:

    I illegally downloaded WALL-E and burned it to DVD.

    I also illegally downloaded Hello Dolly and burned it to DVD. and I sing that song to my kids. I almost bought a straw hat.

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  162. Confession? I love Hello Dolly (the Streisand one, not the Channing one) and know all the words by heart.

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  163. This post is like pure unadulterated bliss to me, and I thank you!

    for a different kind of girl (FADKOG)’s last blog post..enjoy the silence

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  164. I’m glad I’m not the only one who did not like Wall-E. I’m sorry, the characters were neither cute nor endearing, and, yea, I like Icees and laptops. Suck it pixar.

    And I find it difficult to ingest a plot about lazy people when freaking Walt Disney couldn’t even add some dialogue to the 2 hour children’s movie. The voices in my head could only carry the plot so far…

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  165. I like to think that I won’t get fat in the Wall-E future, but everyone else will, and I won’t actually say anything about how fat they all are (because that would just be rude), but I’ll wear a lot of skimpy outfits and my bathing suit everywhere, even when it’s totally inappropriate, and take great pleasure in showing off my comparatively svelte body to all of the future fatties.

    It makes me happy to think of myself being able to wear a bathing suit without all that “everyone is staring at me because I’m so fat” baggage.

    But in reality, I’m sure I would be just as fat as everyone else.

    I mean, in Wall-E reality. Which isn’t actually reality at all.

    I’m confused.

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  166. Every time I read one of your pukefests I want to take the blue pill from The Matrix. Or the red pill. Whichever one will make my head stop discharging rapidly.

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  167. Will you marry me? I’m already married. So are you. But, I’m sure we could come up with something.

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  168. You said liquid doughnuts. liquid doughnuts. where are they? i want one.

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  169. Um, first and foremost, the chances that you are going to even read this comment are like a billion to one, so I’m not sure why I am even leaving it. Scratch that. It is a shameless attempt to get you to come and read my blog under the guise that what I had to say in my last post is in some way related to this entry here, and that by reading it you will be helped.

    Because I a am a pathological liar, and because I can fool myself, not only do I tell you this so I can up my comment numbers from 3 to something more respectable, yet no where near your twenty billion per post, I also mention it because in my sick twisted way of thinking I believe that if you read my last post dealing drugs at the park, you might be more inclined to hang out with your kid on the playground and less inclined to take her to the movies, where you are once again forced to watch Wall e, which personally I have not seen, and now after reading your review, do not want to see.

    P.S. My brother just told me that Roy Scheider (the police chief from JAWS) died this year. When I said, “no he didn’t”, he was quick to tell me that they went to the same college, Franklin and Marshall, and that he read it in print in his alumni news. This is relevant to your whole why are waking me up fuck you segment of your post.

    This news ruined my whole fucking night. Why did he tell me this. Simpatico. Peace.

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  170. Oh, ye of little faith. I real *all* the comments. Multiple times. I have OCD.

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  171. I KNEW IT. I didn’t see it, but I HATE kid movies. The bastards always make it happy, in the same way you are happy all of the time if you a batshit crazy and live in imagination land.

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  172. And here I was all loving the movie and worried that my kids would never get the message.

    Thank goodness they won’t–for the sake of their cute, little, fat pinkies.

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  173. This is honestly one of the funniest things I have ever read.

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  174. P.S. – Liquid cupcakes? Where?

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    Every time I read one of your pukefests I want to take the blue pill from The Matrix. Or the red pill. Whichever one will make my head stop discharging rapidly.

    The Bloggess always makes my head discharge rapidly. But in a good way.

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  176. Funniest post I have ever read. Sign me up for non-typing twitter too! Except I wouldn’t want to have to listen to everyone else’s twitters.

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  177. Fresh air is over-rated.

    Fred Willard, however, is not.

    Future? Sign me up.

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  178. Hm, I don’t twitter, but now I’m totally thinking that I should twitter because I could actually remember what I wanted to blog about later.

    That or I’ll just remember to bring a pen and write on my thigh.

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  179. Hey, before they come up with non-typing twitter I want non-typing texting. Because that is total fail for me — I’m a freakin’ idiot when it comes to that. And no, I don’t have an effin’ QWERTY keyboard because all I ever get is my kids’ hand-me-down phones where the numbers are worn down because THEY CAN TEXT FASTER THAN I CAN! (I did that with CAPS LOCK because I’m secure in my typing…)

    So anyway, this was the funniest post ever and now I have to go back to work.

    wordnerd’s last blog post..No One’s Gonna Tell Me How to Tweet

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  180. Oh, but you can just talk and have it show up on Twitter. Use Jott.com. It is totally awesome and most of the time they actually transcribe it correctly. Check this twitter post which I just spoke into my phone:

    And I must be under 8 because I couldn’t bear to read the spoilers…

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  181. Wall-e also let us know that we won’t ONLY be fat in the future, we will also all have Down’s Syndrome.

    Seriously. Look at the cartoon characters again. Down’s… all of ’em.

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  182. oh my, sounds as if someone needs to take a break and go see a grown up movie!

    that post was hysterical.

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  183. i gave you an award at my place! not that you need another one… 😛

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  184. Are you a masochist? How many times have you watched Wall-E? Your poor thing!

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  185. Seriously, I think I’m the only person on the planet that didn’t get the Matrix. Which makes no sense because I consider myself an intelligent person. I also think I have a great sense of humor and good taste in clothes. And I’m humble. Which is probably obvious.

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  186. I haven’t seen Wall-E and wanted it explained to me, but no one would, telling me I had to see it. Finally, after 2 months of begging, you have given me the answer!!!!!!
    Sounds stupid, this movie..

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  187. I remember the good old days when I only had to read 75 comments after Jenny’s rockin’ blogs. Now my whole day is consumed. But, I have recently purchased the OhMiBod high-tech masturbation robot. So now I can multi-task. Unfamiliar with the OhMiBod? It is explained here: http://www.ohmibod.com/ And, they are now compatable with Apple’s iPhone. I may never leave my desk again.

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  188. Holy shit! I hope my laughing burns enough calories to negate the box of Famous Amos I just ate.

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  189. Mrs Farty wants to know why I’m laughing at words on my computer screen.

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  190. Fail whale?

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  191. Um…ok, I’ve just reached comment 110. Thanks.

    It’s still weird though.

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  192. Hey lady, I have bestowed upon you an award–visit my blog to get it!

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  193. I’m totally down with being fat as long as I have liquid cupcakes and fingerless Twitter which sounds like a sex toy that I would totally buy because I’m not only lazy about typing.

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  194. Ok, this is my first time to visit you, but it looks like you have quite a following.

    My boys both loved Wall-E. I thought I would going to hate it, but I liked it. IT was weird. And unrealistic. And heavy handed with its message, but underneath it all, a love story and about people who don’t stop caring. That’s important!

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  195. You are genious! I barely saw a tiny bit of Wall-E and I thought the exact same thing. Crazy movie!

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  196. I haven’t seen it- I’m still trying to recover from Fuckatouille. Oh, sorry, that’s RATATOUILLE.
    Freakin’ mouse.

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  197. YES! I texted myself a blog idea while running on the treadmill this morning. Nearly fucking killed myself. I’m halfway to nubbin leg barcalounger: I’ve forgotten how to write manually, but I can still walk upright.

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  198. I haven’t seen Walle, but now that I know there is some sort of message about computers and fat people, I’m scared to go see it for fear that when I get up to go to the bathroom, some little kid will point and go “HEY LOOK! SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE FAT CARTOON PEOPLE!”

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  199. Damn, that Finding Nemo was totally unrealistic too! A fish in a ziploc bag CANNOT CROSS THE STREET.

    They need to stop making these movies and confusing our children. Wal-E violates biology and Nemo violates physics. Oh, and biology. FISH CAN’T TALK.

    I’m just grousing because the movie didn’t make me feel fat–it reminded me that I am fat!

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  200. Hey Jenny. I haven’t shelled out the money to take the kids to see Wall-E, because they’ll still want to see it 500 more times, but I agree with totally about the Matrix. I would have been pissed if I was Neo. Who wants to wake up to that kind of shitty life?

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  201. Hmmmmmm. Liquid cupcake? I gotta get on that.

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  202. Wall-E sucks if you have a hyped up 4 year old boy who will not sit still. Especially because there is NO TALKING in the movie. He can’t keep his attention on a movie with no talking. Are they crazy? No I am, for actually thinking he could be quiet and sit still. And I knew it was gonna be great when the electricity went out at the movie and my son yelled “I didn’t do it”. Good times.

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  203. I don’t even want to stop to think of something awesome to say, if I even could. I just want to say that you are so super-cool in ways I don’t fully comprehend. But I followed all the twists and turns of this like the well-worn paths of my mind. Not that I’m super-cool, but you definitely are.

    To review, you=fucking great, and me=pathetic hanger-on.

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  204. You are the best blogger out there! I always laugh and LOVE to read your posts! Thank you 🙂

    Bree
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  205. I watched Wall-E just then.
    Cutest robot romance ever.
    But also lame in the lack of actual dialogue etc. It’s kind of like one big long “let’s deal with the waste and obesity problems” … um, thing?

    Oh, and with the whole holding hands thing… if they weren’t even doing that, where the fark did all those babies come from?! Just saying…

    And not to be a pessimist and all, but most of them probably die within the first couple of years after they get back to Earth. Then again… never mind. They all live happily ever after because it’s a kids movie.

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  206. its 2011 and Ive never seen a matrix movie. and yes Im about to be 30. does this make me lame? should I go put in my VHS copy of Wall-E?

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    Lady Penelope

    I just felt sad for Wall-E.

    He was a productive little OCD sufferer, master of his own planet and didn’t have to be subjected to flabby humans. Then he is invaded and loses his oasis.
    Then again, without the waste on his planet left by the flabbys, he wouldn’t have an outlet for his OCD, so I guess all’s well that ends well…

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