I may have stepped over the line here.

I just read that today is Blog Action Day and thousands of bloggers around the world are coming together to do…stuff.  I don’t know the details because I got kinda bored and started downloading p0rn.  Did you know that there are entire sites devoted to amputee fetishes?  And even weirder, most of the pictures don’t even have real amputees, and the fully-limbed models are clearly photo-shopped by horrifically untalented people.  Like, here’s a hint:  Maybe if you’re going photo-shop an amputated stump onto someone maybe it should be someone who isn’t already famous for having legs, like Angelina Jolie.  Not that she’s famous for having legs but she’s famous and I think we’d all hear about it if she lost a limb, photo-shoppers.  A willing-suspension-of-disbelief can only get you so far.  Like maybe you could pick someone who’s been out of the lime-light for awhile, like Tara Reid or Barbara Bush.   I mean, I’m not personally into the whole amputee thing but that doesn’t mean the sick freaks who do don’t have the right to quality amputee p0rn.  It’s called compassion.  I have it. 
  
Okay, I just went to the Blog Action Day site and apparently your post is supposed to be about poverty and not about the importance of quality amputee photo-shopping, which seems a little closed-minded for an organization that’s supposed to be about helping people.  But fine, here’s a video about water buffaloes that is awesome and is full of poverty and made me cry and has very little to do with amputees.  And by “very little” I mean “pretty much not at all”.  Unless maybe the camera man is an amputee.  Which is entirely possible because those people can do anything. 

PS.  I just saw that the Blog Action Day website is highighting some of the best posts out there.  I will be shocked if this one doesn’t make the cut ask them to remove all references to their organization from my blog.

Comment of the day: Wasn’t Hemingway’s first book all about amputee porn — “A Farewell to Arms.” ~ Always Home and Uncool

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  1. I never know about the special bloggy holidays and crap. Do they have one for blogging about festing boils on your butt? Cuz like.. I could totally participate in that.

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  2. Line crossed and somehow straddled. How do you DO that?

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  3. I don’t think you can even see the line anymore. 😉 That’s why I love you.

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  4. Dude, I cannot believe I’m number 3 (or 4 whatever, I’m one of the first!) on this post.

    Okay, now what was the post about?

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  5. I totally would not be surprised if Angelina Jolie had a stump or a dozen.

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  6. I just watched that video. Can I buy a round of Water Buffaloes for all the poor folks who could use one? Also, I think if you are an amputee and you have to resort to pimping out your severed limb for cash, you don’t get a Water Buffalo, but maybe a cane?

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  7. Blog Action Day sounds about as official as the world’s best grandpa shirt I gave my grandfather one year for christmas

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  8. Wow. Just. Wow.

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  9. All these little action days just seem like a nice way for the middle class to pat themselves on the back. I’ll stick with the water buffalo and you. 🙂

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  10. Blog Action Day = B.A.D. = not to be trusted, much like badly photoshopped pr0n.

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  11. I understand poverty. I don’t think I understand amputee porn. Possibly a blog-action-day would be better if it was about stuff I don’t understand, like amputee porn. I mean, how much about poverty can be said that we don’t already know?

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  12. I was a bit let down by the video. Even tho you said it had little to do with amputees, I assumed we’d atleast hear the amputee camera man masturbating off camera. Nothing. How do these people expect to get any attention without any sex in their videos? There’s a water buffalo… I think they missed an excellent opportunity to reach out to the beastiality voters. But I’m not really sure which election they are running for…

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    I heard Angelina Jolie is donating the proceeds from sales of her fake amputee porn to poverty related charities so the Blog Action people are gonna be really happy with your post. GOOD FOR YOU!!!

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  14. OMG you crack me the fuck up, yet again! I have spent so much time reading your blog through laughing tears it amazes me. You’re hysterical! Thanks for the great laughs!

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  15. Apparently there are people who get limbs amputated on purpose – for the sake of porn. Unlike people who are poor on purpose – for the sake of getting a water buffalo. Never mind.

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  16. Is it wrong to say I would have rather watched the video of Angelina Jolie without legs?

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  17. OMFGLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [Dies laughing]

    And now I’m watching the video and crying.

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  18. Wasn’t Hemingway’s first book all about amputee porn — “A Farewell to Arms.”

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  19. I honestly don’t know what so say other than I had no idea there was amputee porn. I thought it was special porn for amputees, not a fetish site. I was all, WTF? Why do amputees need their own porn. Also? If that bloggy organization drops you like an uneeded hand, then the porn people will gladly pick you up.

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  20. Maybe you could be the inaugural post for Blog Amputee Porn Day. I bet you’d make the cut then.

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  21. You are so bizarre, and I love that.

    I totally want a water buffalo now.

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    Just A. Reader

    Angelina Jolie would just adopt somebody else’s stump.

    Everybody should celebrate Blog Amputee Day with a buffalo burger.

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  23. Where is the Website to buy a water buffalo for AIG? Those executive golden parashoots aren’t as big as they used to be.

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  24. You are one effed up chicka! Highly inappropriate, yet funny. I am going to go to hell for laughing at your post, but the video was excellent, so you done good! Now I want to buy a water buffalo!

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  25. Waterbuffalo pr0n?

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  26. Shouldn’t blog action day be more something like hey, I think I’ll get off my fat ass and paint my bathroom instead of screwing around on the computer all day watching amputee porn?

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  27. Damn, I didn’t do anything about poverty or water buffalo or even ampurotica (I just made that up). Last thing I posted was talking dolls with subversive messages about early 70s R&B. I’m pretty sure that doesn’t count.

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  28. Best comment so far: “Wasn’t Hemingway’s first book all about amputee porn — “A Farewell to Arms.”” Better laughs than everything else combined.

    Say, do you suppose AJ has the electronic equivalent of a clipping service, that gives her links to everywhere her name appears? Bloggess! She could be reading your blog *right now* dude! 🙂

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  29. Amputee Porn?!

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  30. Dude, that video… Emotionally charged, for sure.

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  31. So… is amputee porn something you just stumbled on during your usual porn downloading time, or did you wake up this morning and think, “You know, here’s something I’ve always wondered about and would like to further explore– exactly what do people who’ve unfortunately lost a limb or two yet are still fully realized human beings with wants and needs actually LOOK like when they have sex? And what would arouse them, specifically?” Because that kind of curiosity and compassion is awesome and should result in you getting your own The Bloggess Action Day, which should be like, a day in which all bloggers everywhere spend a day doing something they think the Bloggess would enjoy– like downloading amputee porn.
    And that, my friend, is called ‘full circle.’ See how I did that?

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  32. What if one of those sucky-ass photo-shoppers photoshop’d Barbara Bush’s bush and put it on Tara Reid? It might actually be an improvement..Things that make you go hmmmm.

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  33. =) i’m so glad i bothered to turn on the interweb today. to hell with that line! (=

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  34. “One toke over the line sweet Jesus
    One toke over the line
    Sittin’ downtown in a railway station
    One toke over the line”

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  35. I love you because it’s like you take all the bitchiness and randomisity and inappropriate comments out of my head and put them in your blog, only funnier and better written.

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  36. MAN, and because I’m retarded (no, really, don’t make fun of me) I kept thinking it said blog AUCTION day and I was trying to figure out how the hell Auctions and Poverty went together. Are we auctioning off Amputee Porn to raise money for poor people? What is happening here?

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  37. Good for you, stick up for lovers of amputee porn. Everyone needs and advocate, that’s what I say.

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  38. Really? Angelina Jolie has both legs? Oh. Phew. Saw that and worried. Glad you cleared it up.

    KIDDING

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  39. amputee porn? whatevs! i like playing, “guess that smell” with truckers.

    “to each they own”–Shirley P. Liquor

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  40. It’s their own fault if you stepped over their precious line, they should have marked it with fluorescent paint instead of chalk because you know that just washes away the first time it rains. Stoopid line.

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  41. WAIT JUST A DANG MINUTE. There’s a line?

    Huh. I guess I’ll have to stop blogging all together.

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  42. So now I want to spend the rest of the day watching amputee p0rn and buying water buffaloes for people in China.

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  43. Weirdest porn I’ve encountered: An entire video that was just a naked chick stepping on worms.

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  44. shane_onegoodie: You never can tell. They can do just about anything with special effects. I saw a movie poster once where they made Keira Knightley look like she have cleavage. And then there’s that whole Jar Jar Binks thing (his tongue’s computer-generated, y’know). For all we know, Angelina Jolie could be some 60-year-old guy and a shitload of post processing.

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  45. MIQuilter: Maybe someone should create a site where the proceeds from people watching porn go towards buying water buffalo.

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  46. You are a total humanitarian, Jenny! Jenny for President! I feel a Nobel Peace Prize coming.

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  47. Someone really needs to do a Fight The Bad Porn Action Day. Catchy, don’t you think?

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  48. Sigh.

    We need a blog action day about Water Buffalo Slavery. 😦

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  49. I lulzed. And your post incites me to cross all over lines and say things like “Blog Action Day sounds like something for which one takes a whopping dose of metamucil and then live-blog hourly progress reports.”

    But I’m resisting.

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  50. Always home and uncool gets my vote for comment of the day-#18. I died right there.

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  51. Informative Titles are for Sissies…

    I have so many random little tidbits and no way to cohesively tie them all together. Our new door has a lock and is operational.  The dog is confused as all hell because the door swings the other direction.  He stands near the hinges and barks and g…

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  52. Am I awful for thinking Blog Action Day is BAD as an acronym? And, you think amputee is weird. My friend gets an insane amount of hits for once making fun of eskimo porn – talk about sickos.

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  53. Hmmm… I have to say I am not shocked about the market for amputee porn, good or otherwise. I might have been, before someone gave my aunt gave my husband midget porn for Christmas (their words on the box, not mine, Little People of America). I think she was expecting a reaction… but… he has seen it before… [sigh]

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  54. My father was a physical therapist at a hospital and he had all these books in the living room bookcase about amputees, with tons of photos. When I was a kid, I had one friend who used to come over and we would look at the Playboys from 1970 that my father had hidden in the back of his closet. I had another friend who ignored the Playboys and went right for the amputee books. I am still friends with this guy. He is still weird.

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  55. I am still half asleep but from what I understand you cut the legs off a water buffalo and had sex with him? Am I somewhat correct?

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  56. Jenn–eee (how many times a day do people say your name like Forest? Forest Gump?

    I was going to watch the video, but didn’t like the subliminal message that kept popping up about how I should lose weight.

    Buffer.

    I’m Buff enuff.

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  57. amputee water buffalos? not sure about this cause. oh, i am sorry, i must have had a brain freeze from the whirling dervishness of that post. you do make me laugh, woman!

    seriously, nothing wrong with grassroots fundraising initiatives going global on the blogosphere, but there is OH SO MUCH noise out there.

    i agree, comment #18 was great. and yes we all celebrate your bipolarity!

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  58. Well damn–you made me cry. And who wants to start their day crying? (Yeah, yeah, it’s almost 10 in the morning and I’m just starting my day. Got something to say about it?)

    Real water buffalo and real family. You can’t beat that : )

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  59. I’ve heard of the amputee thing. I’m not really sure I could get down with that. But, I think if I was I wouldn’t want photoshopped amputees–I would want the real deal.

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  60. Just think about the kinds of google searches you’re going to get now that you wrote a post on amputee porn.

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  61. I see that, as usual, you went out on a limb with this post. 😉

    ~EdT.

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  62. Great video, and insanely funny non-sappy lead-up to it.

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  63. Little known fact, Angelina Jolie is entirely legless. The legs you think you see are either photoshopped or body doubled. It’s exhaustive and ridiculously expensive but it keeps Angie happy. And really, isn’t that what we all want? So what if it’s caused a global economic crisis? Angelina Jolie’s legless ass is happy.

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  64. Jenny! What the hell are you doing surfing pr0n on Blog Action Day? Have you absolutely no clue?

    Seriously?

    Everyone knows the best day to surf pr0n is on a Sunday while most people are at church.

    For some reason the download rate is much quicker. I wonder why?

    Silly girl. tsk

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  65. There are lots of poor amputees in the world judging from the work of the late Princess Di and the ex-Mrs. Sir Paul Beatle, so perhaps there is hope for this post.

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  66. Tears…SO. NOT. FAIR.

    Now I’m feeling all guilty about buying a CD and book about Prince. I’m so shallow.

    Now I want to go buy someone a water buffalo, to atone.

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  67. my computer doesn’t have sound, so that video clip was riveting. but did not make me cry. what can I say? I have a black heart.

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  68. I watched the whole thing but didn’t see any amputee water buffalo. Am very disappointed. ;0)

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  69. I think amputee porn is the perfect way to draw attention to poverty so real amputee porn models, ones who surely got into the biz due to lack of fundage, might get some bloggosphere attention.

    That we all rise up and clamor REAL AMPUTEES IN AMPUTEE PORN ! and perhaps their lives will be less poverty stricken due to a flourishing job market.

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    I wonder if our government should bail out the struggling amputee porn model sector. I mean, geez, it couldn’t take more than a few billion dollars, right? It’s not like they’re not a deserving part of the economy too.

    Ooooh, and we could pay the whole bailout in buffalo nickels!

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  71. Apparently there is a world of online porn (because this would be hard to pull off in real life) called “Centaur”, where people’s bodies are photoshopped onto animals. Like horses. Or water buffaloes. Maybe next time it’s Blog Action Day, you could do a little something for all the poor fake-amputee-water-buffalo-legs-porn-stars?

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  72. I bought a water buffalo at christmas time and some chickens and a goat for Humanity whatever- Now you are saying they are symbolic! Bollocks! DANG! Love this post- proves that if you want a job done well you bloody well have to do it yourself!

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  73. Yeah. Really unless the amputee is actually making it with the water buffalo you won’t win this contest.

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  74. […] had a designated spinner tonight for a guy who had two short arms. He wasn’t an amputee like The Bloggess is so fond of. Did you know that there are entire sites devoted to amputee fetishes?  And even weirder, most of […]

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  75. Oot of ALL the Blog the Poverty or whatever blogs that I read today, yours is my absolute favorite. Thanks for that! 🙂

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  76. Well some of the amputee people of the world ARE poor. It isn’t always the rich ones who pose for porn. For all you know you could have single handedly spawned a desire amongst the masses for just this type of porn. In doing so you could have created numerous future jobs for unemployed and yet still sexy amputees. You should be given an award! You have done your duty….and all I’ve written about today was streetwalkers. I feel unworthy.

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  77. Wikipedia defines poverty as “deprivation of common necessities that determine the quality of life” and everyone knows Wikipedia is never wrong. And limbs being pretty common and somewhat necessary, could lead one to argue that your post is in the true spirit of Blog Action Day and everyone knows that the innernet loves to argue. Hence and therefore, you are right and Blog Action Day is totally about Amputee Porn. Afterall, what else is there?

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  78. There’s a line?

    Anyway, you think the amputee camera man can hook me up with a copy of the water buffalo video? Oh, and I’d like extra poverty on mine thank you.

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  79. Let’s make our own bloggy holiday! Bloggers for internet fetish porn! (You can make those little graphics, right?)

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  80. @ 18:

    Nicely done.

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  81. ah! Water Buffalo!
    Yesterday one of my coworkers was getting grilled by someone on the phone. When she hung up and complained about being reamed I asked her “Did you ask him if he ever owned a Water Buffalo? Cuz if you had, your conversation would have taken an entirely different turn!”
    I loves me some Water Buffalo!

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  82. Angelina’s legs would be no great loss. Look at candids from behind… she looks like someone’s old saggy grandpa.

    It always lifts my spirits.

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  83. You are always a woman ahead of your time…NEXT WEEK is amputee fetish week. Duh!
    🙂

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  84. From here, the line, yea, it looks more like a dot. Kinda like this —> .

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  85. There are lots of amputee porn stars out there starving and no one has a benifit dinner for them!?!
    I once found a fetish web site for men who like there women to do things to their bottoms with strap ons, but they swear they arent hot for gay butt love.

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  86. Tatonka!!

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  87. I think the saddest part was when I learned that “blogger action day” did not, in fact, mean I was going to get laid.

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  88. Jenny,

    I’ve never been prouder of you.

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  89. Good God, woman. You should warn a girl! Considering my emotional state today, I probably should have waited a few MONTHS before watching that video.

    In any case, I’m glad you shared it.

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  90. as usual, late to your party, my lovely. but, yes, amputees can do anything.

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  91. Absolute perfection…

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  92. Poverty and amputee porn? Totally related….who’s more poor than someone who cannot afford a freaking leg or arm?
    And think of all the mannequins wasting space in department stores. I am totally going to steal some mannequin legs and give them to amputees. But first I wll spray paint them orange so they can have a tan.

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  93. I am speechless. And laughing. There may be something wrong with both of us.

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  94. I’d pick this one. But then, I’d probably also pick a Flight of the Conchords youtube clip and argue that it was helping to alleviate misery and also semi-related to blogging and so worthy of blog action recognition.

    So.

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  95. Seriously? Crazy stuff out there amputee fetishes…. speechless…

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  96. oh i am so confused. the video crapped out on me and now i have no idea what the conversation is about.

    i am beginning to think the water buffalo is an amputee.

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  97. Woah. That video was awesomely cool. I never watch entire videos, but I watched this one – and you know why? It was the juxtaposition of the poverty of the Chinese farmers against the sick fucking weirdos who Photoshop the limbs off movie stars and then spank their wank to them.

    I’m sure those two things are related in some cosmically karmic way, but I’m not deep enough to figure it out.

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  98. The whole reason I read your blog is because you like to “color outside the lines”….Ha!

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  99. HEY THERE REN AND STUMPY–YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I HAD TO LEAVE MY COMPUTER TO PEE. TWICE.

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  100. Dear Bloggess

    I firmly disapprove of amputee porn. I believe all porn should be puteed.

    p.s. I luvvv you. The droolie-I’ve-just-had-bourbon kind.

    p.p.s. So does my sister. Who posted before I did. But I put her on to you. You should know that. Cause five years after Buffy she refused to acknowledge that I put her on to that too. So I’m getting it into writing now and you are my witness. But I’m airing family issues now.

    p.p.p.s. I got my sister to start a blog using you as bait. Cause I thought she was as funny as you. If you have a spare moment between porn surfing you should check her out: http://www.bellanz.blogspot.com

    Thank you for the laughs .. we dig it downunder.

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  101. Think of all the poor people who are going to land on this blog post after searching for amputee porn, and all they find here is a video full of ugly poor people and a water buffalo, with nary the hint of a missing limb in sight.

    Those are the people I feel sorry for. It’s about managing expectations.

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  102. Um Hi,
    I just started reading your site and I think you are super. You might be a wee bit crazy, but I think I like that about you. I will wait in line to get your book when it comes out. Keep it up

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  103. I think that in your case, “downloading porn” probably equates to “doing stuff”.

    ~EdT.

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  104. LMAO. One of my favorite publishing stories is about a picture of a little kid who was pointing at something with his index finger and if you looked closely and turned the book sideways, it might just look like he was shooting something with his finger, which of course made everyone at the co. I worked for FREAK. We can’t have a kid shooting something in a book! So what did we do? Graphically amputate him. Tch.

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  105. You crack me up. And managed to post about Blog Action Day in your way. Which is the point isn’t it?

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  106. amputee ballet. bam.

    molly’s last blog post..mid-month mixed tape round-up

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  107. Oh, my bad. It’s blog ACTION day. I thought it was blog AUCTION day. I just put in two bids on artificial limbs on ebay.

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  108. (1) I love that there’s a word in Chinese that means “I’m not emotionally prepared to handle this right now.” That’s so advanced. How come we don’t have a word like that? (2) I’d love to see these wealthy Americans actually follow up on the many water buffaloes and/or chickens they have, in fact, purchased in recent years. Stolen? Murdered by jealous and equally needy neighbors? Died in a flood? Sold to pay for the family’s *actual* needs, about which their wealthy benefactor failed to inquire? (3) Why did the mother in that family kill herself?? Doesn’t sound like a stable environment in which to place a poor defenseless water buffalo. (4) I don’t care about porn, amputee or otherwise.

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  109. Sometimes I write like my head has been lopped off. Does that turn you on, you kinky beast?

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  110. Porn, amputees, water buffaloes and Hemmingway references. Love it!

    Melanie @ MelADramatic Mommy’s last blog post..It’s Here!

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  111. I can’t cook.

    claire’s last blog post..Transvestites and Trip Wires

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  112. I remember the first computer porn pic I was ever sent over our dorm network was called “Stumpy”. Well, not “porn-as-in-people-having-sex”, but “porn-as-in-nude-picture”.

    She was smiling so big it was difficult not to appreciate her art.

    I will never forget Stumpy. But, and I don’t want to blow your mind or anything, and it’s not Stumpy or amputee p0rn or anything and I totally had this one forwarded to me and did not in any way go looking for it and please don’t look at it or if you do please don’t hate me for telling you about it although you will probably want to rip your eyes out and throw them at me for it….

    Tubgirl. I won’t link.

    Backpacking Dad’s last blog post..I’m Keeping the Notebooks.

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  113. You had me at “hello”. Then I read the BHJ interview and add BHJ to my favs (but he didn’t make the cut in time to get linked through “addiction”), and now I love you even more! Thanks for clarifying that boys in Texas date squirrels. I always wondered.

    Fran’s last blog post..A new level of discipline

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  114. Actually a well-done Photochop of Angelina Jolie with an amputated limb would be great for anyone into amputee porn because it would fullfill a fantasy.

    Hugh Briss – Ventibate’s last blog post..Xbox 360 RIP?

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  115. every time i hear the word water buffalo i think about that line in fletch when chevy chase knocks on the girl’s door, she opens it wearing only a towel and he says, “excuse me ma’am. can i borrow your towel? my car just hit a water buffalo.”

    am i the only one who thinks that’s fucking hilarious?

    shauna’s last blog post..that karma, she’s a bitch

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  116. There were prolly amputee running (figurative) around all over the place in the background of the Buffalo video. I’m just trying to cheer you up.

    Kurt’s last blog post..An Open Letter to My Nemesis

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  117. […] while eating various foods – and then playing free rice to improve your karma after horrifically discovering amputee porn? Is it dressing your pets up as rock stars, dancing around, playing “Welcome to the […]

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  118. I’m SURE you aren’t “into” amputee porn… but for some good kicks you should look up nugget porn. No- it’s not McDonalds chicken nuggets made to look like they are doing it, it’s WAY more entertaining, and you will feel slightly awkward watching it because you are unsure it that should be legal.

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    Shy (Re-)Reader

    Over three years later, and Angelina Jolie is TOTALLY famous for having legs. Or at least, one of them. So in a weird way, it’s almost like if she lost the other one, maybe we wouldn’t all hear about it, so maybe the photoshoppers were on to something.

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  120. […] eating various foods – and then playing free rice to improve your karma after horrifically discovering amputee porn? Is it dressing your pets up as rock stars, dancing around, playing “Welcome to the Jungle” for […]

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