Squirrels love sperm, hate America:
I posted this on twitter and got only two responses (one of which was simply “Huh?”) so I thought I’d post it over here to increase the number of people who think I’m not funny.
Comment of the day: “Huh? ” ~ Jane
UPDATED: Apparently the squirrels are working for Obama in order to destroy all the old American flags to make way for the new ones. Awesome.