This post is not about fisting

So apparently the post I wrote today was too offensive for some of my loyal readers so I’m putting this post up in front of it so you can have time to decide if you really want to see the real post I wrote today or if you’d rather just look at this post which is, in fact, a picture of the cutest kitten in the world.  This is pretty much the most unoffensive post I’ve ever posted and I feel dirty for even writing it.

Update:  It’s just been pointed out that you can see the kitten’s genitals in this photo.  I fucking give up.

Comment of the day: You can tell that kitten makes direct eye contact when “pawing”.  ~ furiousBall

95 replies. read them below or add one

  1. Kitty porn, LOL!

  2. Actually, I’ve seen cuter cats. Now I’m REALLY offended.

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  3. Is that cat making a fist?

    for a different kind of girl (FADKOG)’s last blog post..‘little bitty child when you laugh, I smile’

  4. I’d rather see pictures of the pug!

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  5. Well if nothing else you make me laugh with each post. As a matter of fact I laughed so hard at the ‘cat genitalial’ my dogs jumped off the couch. Maybe they feared I’d post their hoohaa’s on the internet.

    pam’s last blog post..Soldier’s angels

  6. Does posting kitten porn make you a petophilia?

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  7. See, now that is too kinky even for me. To each her own.

    deb on the rocks’s last blog post..Obam-chica-bow-wow: Let’s Get It On!

  8. Does this kitten have a fistula?

    (I almost typed “need a fistula.” Almost.)

    Anna’s last blog post..big gulp

  9. Actually, guess that would be a petophile.

    andy’s last blog post..Quit bitching about your new job

  10. Fisting post = hysterical

    People who are offended by fisting post – have you READ this blog? Pretty much everything is offensive. That’s the best part!

  11. It’s not dead, right? RIGHT?

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  12. I wonder if anyone considers, before making a retarded comment on a blog post, that they might become the subject of a future blog post? I know I always think about that before making retarded comments on blog posts.

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  13. I can’t handle this stuff from you. It’s jarring.

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  14. OMG people, please. You’re looking way too close if you can see kitty genitalia. Ha!

  15. I didn’t see the “not” in the title, so I’m here by mistake. This porn isn’t going to watch itself, you know.

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  16. Kitteh? Aw.

    everpress’s last blog post..…And It Came To Pass…

  17. That cat needs some nipple rings… http://tr.im/c1of

    Ok, now I’m the petophile

    andy’s last blog post..Quit bitching about your new job

  18. The kitten is clearly throwing some sort of gang sign. I’m so offended.

    Sabine’s last blog post..Obama Llama Ding Dong

  19. You know I love you but this is a nice change…I “shared” one of your posts on my Google Reader and one of my friends poked around your blog a bit and was like “what kind of fucked up shit do you read? i mean seriously this lady is posting about jesus and semen…??” and I just had to be all “well…ok but it’s really funny?”

  20. Offensive? A post about fisting? I come here to be offended and to laugh my ass off.

    Keep on Jenny, keep on!!!!

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  21. None of this would have happened if you had wrote about my “two bird stories.”

    Y’s last blog post..Beautiful Baby Girl

  22. Thanks for the laughs today. Both posts made me chuckle. Kitty porn…*snort*!

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  23. Please tell me this isn’t one of the kittens you are going to turn inside out to make mittens for some homeless person.

  24. LOL.

    Never give up, Jenny.

    magpie’s last blog post..Snow

  25. Very offensive, indeed. 😉

    Love you, Jenny! Keep being raunchy and offensive … it’s why we come here.

    Momma Trish’s last blog post..You know what I haven’t done in a long time?

  26. kitty’s so doing the silent duck.

    bbkf’s last blog post..someone’s been to dinner with me once too often

  27. Well, at least you didn’t write something incredibly stupid in poor English.

    But I think we would prefer Snugglepants the Death Bringer in the future please.

  28. Well here is the problem with this. When I looked on here the fisting post was the first post and it inspired my post today on my own blog… So I linked to the very first post on your blog.

    Which is now this post with a cat and his genitals. This? makes absolutely no sense with my story and now I look dumber than I usually do.

    Thanks for fucking up my whole day, Jenny.

    Really.

    Cute cat balls.

  29. Nice try Jenny, but you just filled your front page with a big hairy pussy.

    Writer Dad’s last blog post..Four Seasons

  30. But a kitty who obviously wants to be fisted. I mean look at it. Just begging for it.

    phd in yogurtry’s last blog post..beautiful boy, ugly drug

  31. Is that the kitten someone mailed to you?

  32. I’m not sure whether to be proud or disturbed by the fact that I understood exactly what you were talking about.

    (Hey, I’m well-read, okay?)

  33. I don’t see how you were offensive… after all you were just sharing information and a video clip… Innocent enough, I think.

    Also, thanks to the kitty porn, my cat has plopped down in front of my screen and I can’t see what I’m typing. Thanks, Jenny.

  34. How did you get a picture of my mittens?

  35. Wait, are we going to make mittens out of this one…Or am I just supposed to look at it’s cuteness?? Because I’m pretty fucking cold today…..

  36. you can tell that kitten makes direct eye contact when “pawing”

  37. You can see my favorite kittens here:

    http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman

    They smoke AND sing!

  38. A few years ago i went with a friend of mine to the Holocaust Museum and, of course, we both left very depressed. So later my friend says, “That museum bummed me out so bad from now on my official position is that it doesn’t exist. I deny the existence of the Holocaust Museum.” I actually secretly thought it was a pretty good joke but i chastised him anyway. “Holocaust denial is never funny, dude. NEVER.”

    my point being that compared to some other subjects, fisting is a totally legitimate and inoffensive subject for humor.

  39. That cat is totally laying there spread eagle!!! How in the world did you manage to find a pornographic picture of a kitten? By googling “cute pussy”?

  40. Since we already figured out the pug’s name, let’s call THIS kitty “My Vagina”. Then pussy takes on that double-meaning!

  41. You just can’t win, Jenny.

  42. When I heard this story on the radio this morning, I could not WAIT to get to my computer to show you. Goth kitties! Holly Crawford must be your soul sister.

    http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/weird/How-Much-for-the-Goth-Kittens.html

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  43. You don’t have to feel dirty…. you still posted a pussy.

  44. How fucking dare you say that that’s the cutest kitten in the world? MY CAT IS THE CUTEST IN THE WORLD. I’ve never been so offended in my life. My cat just might kill himself now. Thanks a lot.

  45. fisting kittens?? you have me so confused

    who didn’t know what fisting was/is????

    I will never be fisted but I damn well know what the hell it is.

    Don’t google image it, you could warp your mind. (everyone just googled “fisting” and ended up at The Bloggess”)

    @Aria’z Ink it’s technically pussy2x

    reeky’s last blog post..Monogamy Means A Life Sentence

  46. 46
    Procrastinateher

    Ahahah

    I heart you Jenny.

    Some people just don’t ‘get’ some things. Like when I laughed my head off at an advertisement for jute bags (jut being a slang word for vagina in my hometown).

    But I also giggled at the automated voice on my mobile because it was Irish. If you’d had heard it you would’ve laughed too.

    I need to go rescue my booze from the communal fridge before it gets discovered and drunken. Oh and I should probably cook some dinner whilst I’m in there.

  47. On the plus side, the kitten isn’t being fisted. And no, I don’t feel gypped.

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  48. I love you.

    Sandy’s last blog post..Thursday

  49. Lucky you!
    You just lost a loyal reader with post.

    Kitten mitten fistin’ porn.

    Offensive.

  50. I also heart you big time. I just had to say it. you are delightfully subversive, and I’m so glad you and all your other freaky followers are out there, poking conformity in the eye.
    Thanks.

    pseudosu’s last blog post..Revision Woes- OR I Refuse To Break-Up With Dave!

  51. Kitties and fisting? Pussy punching?

  52. That kitten? Is telling those people who were offended to go get fisted.

    I’m just sayin.

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  53. First off, everyone knows the cutest kitten in the world is Bitsy (http://kittenwar.com/kittens/69827/).
    Second, that last post wasn’t even close to offensive. Have you seen Two Girls One Cup? Now that is offensive.

    Angelita’s last blog post..angiewa: I haz tiny fists.

  54. Underage hairy pussy? Fisting? Animal porn?

    This has to be the most offensive post I have read in my entire life. Thank Chuck I found you.

    Mr Farty’s last blog post..Merkan-English Dictionary – Inauguration Special

  55. Pervert.

    father muskrat’s last blog post..through a toddler’s lens

  56. That cat looks like it is into bondage.

    Or it is dead.

    I am offended.

    Bring back the fisting biatch.

    Kelley’s last blog post..I was happy. Then sad. Then happy again when the pizza came to soak up the wine.

  57. “But a kitty who obviously wants to be fisted.” And it will be, as soon as Bloggess turns it into a glove:

    http://yo-god.com/comics/kittyglove.jpg

  58. That cat’s pose is all wrong for a proper display of fisting technique.
    You need to improve your graphic references.

    I am deeply offended. Or loyal.. .what’s the difference . .?

  59. I talked about poop yesterday and not one pissy email! Neener neener neener!

    (Get it? PISSY! Ha. I kill me.)

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  60. We come here because you are wonderfully Inappropriate. Don’t deny us are pleasures.

    Brandy’s last blog post..I believe I’ve Avoided Being Morbid

  61. Bring on the other post!

    IB’s last blog post..Who Needs Dr. Phil?

  62. Please advise how to follow your blog – I do not see an RSS feed link?

  63. Aw, Jen, people find me offensive too, although not to the same extent as they do you, so perhaps I only share a quarter of your pain.

    And there is no such thing as kitty porn. Kitties can do it in the middle of the street without being arrested ya know. If you can’t get arrested, it’s not porn.

    annie’s last blog post..Friday Updating

  64. See and I thought the fisting post was one of your best.

    nikki’s last blog post..Big Mouth

  65. Anytime you put a picture of a fully spreaded pussy on your blog you are just asking for trouble…

    VE’s last blog post..Obama’s First Days in Office

  66. God, I love you people. Seriously this morning Victor was all “FISTING?! What is wrong with you?” and here you are all desperate for fisting. I love this world.

    Also, Becky sue? I have absolutely no idea how any of that rss feed stuff works but I’m told that all of the links for that are right here. I really should figure that stuff out.

  67. You show a pic of a cat…I’m offended, as I love dogs.. You bastard!

    hahahahah

    I love you, do you know that?

  68. That’s disgusting.

    Marinka’s last blog post..Kats! (Part 2)

  69. Your posts made me laugh so hard my beer went down the wrong way and then I was laughing and having a coughing fit at the same time. My husband thought I’d finally lost it. Then I made him read your posts. He decided to follow the links to urban dictionary; he continued to follow links once there. We learned several new terms. Your blog inspires learing! It is educational! I just thought you should know.

  70. So I was was reading the title of this post and thought it said “fishing”, but I’m drunk so that happens. And I was wondering why anyone would be offended by fishing. But before I went to read the real post, I was trying so hard to see kitty vag or something. Bit since I can’t see straight I decided to just read the other post. Which was about fisting! So now I get it….

    So Not Mom-a-licious’s last blog post..Under Construction Phase 2

  71. Yeah I blog drunk…so?

    So Not Mom-a-licious’s last blog post..Under Construction Phase 2

  72. sacred kitty….

  73. Lucky you!

    you just lost a loyal reader with post.

    offensive.

    :p

    flutter’s last blog post..In a sky bursting into stars

  74. Meh, I’ve seen cuter… =P

  75. Ahhh! Don’t ever give up! Giving up is for fisters!

  76. PS-No offense to the fisters out there.

  77. Okay…I just saw someone wrote “kitty vag” and now I know that I totally belong here on your blog Jenny.

    Fisting and kitty vag, oh my!

    the Constantly Dramatic One’s last blog post..No prudes beyond this point

  78. It looks like that cat gives up, too.
    What did you slip it to make it pass out so you could take nude photos of it?

    kittenpie’s last blog post..Mark This Day

  79. I think the Love Doctor needs to get together with Sue Johansen so that she can learn about the kinky stuff that wasn’t part of her Doctor degree.

    I wonder who told her after the show was over?

    Jane’s last blog post..How It Feels To Know He Is Behind Bars

  80. Oh great, now you’re going to be the #1 hit on Google for “cat junk”.

    Steve’s last blog post..Tough Room

  81. That fist bump thing is called “daps”. I give my college students daps all the time. I do NOT fist them. What they do on their own time is their own business.

  82. Kitty want some dead hobo fingers? Jenny’s got a bunch of them stuffed in her sock drawer and I’m sure she’ll spare a few if you really meow nicely.

    Or maybe kitty is worried that she’ll end up being some hobo’s mitten? Hmmmmm…..

    Gretchen’s last blog post..It’s not easy being Mii

  83. I came here for some inappropriate content and all I get is a questionable kitten photo.

  84. Kittens have genitals?

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  85. Holy shit. I just read your last three entries in a row because I haven’t been checking my feeds regularly, and I kept snorting and giggling and my boyfriend was trying to watch stupid Crusoe and kept pausing it to ask what was so funny (because I guess some serious stuff was going on on the show that wasn’t supposed to be funny and I was totally ruining the moment) so I tried to explain and he just kept looking at me like I was nuts and waited until I stopped laughing to un-pause the t.v.

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  86. At #85 – Gigi, that was pretty funny. I vote you up for comment of the day. Not that I make that decision or actually count for much around here. Still funny though.

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  87. Hmm, I don’t think the kitty looks cute at all. I thnk it looks delicious.

    Yes I said it. I want to eat your pussy.

    Could use a trim too, maybe a shave?

  88. It’s a cute kitten, but I’d rather see a picture of My Vagina

  89. Cute Pussy!

    Seriously, I can’t believe that people don’t know what fisting is…

    mariah’s last blog post..It Might Change Again…

  90. KITTY!!!! I’m heading over to the REAL post asap. You could never scare me away!

    Haley-O’s last blog post..Two Things: BLOGGIES, ME!? and Tricks of the Cleanse Trade

  91. […] I was confused. The Bloggess is more profane than I am – she posts kitty porn and holds discussions on Jesus’s sperm – and she lives in Texas. It doesn’t get redder […]

  92. Cute Pussy OR Fisting…
    Cute Pussy OR Fisting…
    Cute Pussy OR Fisting…

    I am still unsure what I would prefer. 😮

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