This post is not about fisting

So apparently the post I wrote today was too offensive for some of my loyal readers so I’m putting this post up in front of it so you can have time to decide if you really want to see the real post I wrote today or if you’d rather just look at this post which is, in fact, a picture of the cutest kitten in the world.  This is pretty much the most unoffensive post I’ve ever posted and I feel dirty for even writing it.

Update:  It’s just been pointed out that you can see the kitten’s genitals in this photo.  I fucking give up.

Comment of the day: You can tell that kitten makes direct eye contact when “pawing”.  ~ furiousBall

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  1. Well if nothing else you make me laugh with each post. As a matter of fact I laughed so hard at the ‘cat genitalial’ my dogs jumped off the couch. Maybe they feared I’d post their hoohaa’s on the internet.

    pam’s last blog post..Soldier’s angels

  2. Fisting post = hysterical

    People who are offended by fisting post – have you READ this blog? Pretty much everything is offensive. That’s the best part!

  3. I wonder if anyone considers, before making a retarded comment on a blog post, that they might become the subject of a future blog post? I know I always think about that before making retarded comments on blog posts.

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  4. You know I love you but this is a nice change…I “shared” one of your posts on my Google Reader and one of my friends poked around your blog a bit and was like “what kind of fucked up shit do you read? i mean seriously this lady is posting about jesus and semen…??” and I just had to be all “well…ok but it’s really funny?”

  5. Please tell me this isn’t one of the kittens you are going to turn inside out to make mittens for some homeless person.

  6. Well, at least you didn’t write something incredibly stupid in poor English.

    But I think we would prefer Snugglepants the Death Bringer in the future please.

  7. Well here is the problem with this. When I looked on here the fisting post was the first post and it inspired my post today on my own blog… So I linked to the very first post on your blog.

    Which is now this post with a cat and his genitals. This? makes absolutely no sense with my story and now I look dumber than I usually do.

    Thanks for fucking up my whole day, Jenny.

    Really.

    Cute cat balls.

  8. I’m not sure whether to be proud or disturbed by the fact that I understood exactly what you were talking about.

    (Hey, I’m well-read, okay?)

  9. I don’t see how you were offensive… after all you were just sharing information and a video clip… Innocent enough, I think.

    Also, thanks to the kitty porn, my cat has plopped down in front of my screen and I can’t see what I’m typing. Thanks, Jenny.

  10. Wait, are we going to make mittens out of this one…Or am I just supposed to look at it’s cuteness?? Because I’m pretty fucking cold today…..

  11. A few years ago i went with a friend of mine to the Holocaust Museum and, of course, we both left very depressed. So later my friend says, “That museum bummed me out so bad from now on my official position is that it doesn’t exist. I deny the existence of the Holocaust Museum.” I actually secretly thought it was a pretty good joke but i chastised him anyway. “Holocaust denial is never funny, dude. NEVER.”

    my point being that compared to some other subjects, fisting is a totally legitimate and inoffensive subject for humor.

  12. That cat is totally laying there spread eagle!!! How in the world did you manage to find a pornographic picture of a kitten? By googling “cute pussy”?

  13. Since we already figured out the pug’s name, let’s call THIS kitty “My Vagina”. Then pussy takes on that double-meaning!

  14. How fucking dare you say that that’s the cutest kitten in the world? MY CAT IS THE CUTEST IN THE WORLD. I’ve never been so offended in my life. My cat just might kill himself now. Thanks a lot.

  15. fisting kittens?? you have me so confused

    who didn’t know what fisting was/is????

    I will never be fisted but I damn well know what the hell it is.

    Don’t google image it, you could warp your mind. (everyone just googled “fisting” and ended up at The Bloggess”)

    @Aria’z Ink it’s technically pussy2x

    reeky’s last blog post..Monogamy Means A Life Sentence

  16. Ahahah

    I heart you Jenny.

    Some people just don’t ‘get’ some things. Like when I laughed my head off at an advertisement for jute bags (jut being a slang word for vagina in my hometown).

    But I also giggled at the automated voice on my mobile because it was Irish. If you’d had heard it you would’ve laughed too.

    I need to go rescue my booze from the communal fridge before it gets discovered and drunken. Oh and I should probably cook some dinner whilst I’m in there.

  17. Lucky you!
    You just lost a loyal reader with post.

    Kitten mitten fistin’ porn.

    Offensive.

  18. That cat’s pose is all wrong for a proper display of fisting technique.
    You need to improve your graphic references.

    I am deeply offended. Or loyal.. .what’s the difference . .?

  19. Aw, Jen, people find me offensive too, although not to the same extent as they do you, so perhaps I only share a quarter of your pain.

    And there is no such thing as kitty porn. Kitties can do it in the middle of the street without being arrested ya know. If you can’t get arrested, it’s not porn.

    annie’s last blog post..Friday Updating

  20. God, I love you people. Seriously this morning Victor was all “FISTING?! What is wrong with you?” and here you are all desperate for fisting. I love this world.

    Also, Becky sue? I have absolutely no idea how any of that rss feed stuff works but I’m told that all of the links for that are right here. I really should figure that stuff out.

  21. Your posts made me laugh so hard my beer went down the wrong way and then I was laughing and having a coughing fit at the same time. My husband thought I’d finally lost it. Then I made him read your posts. He decided to follow the links to urban dictionary; he continued to follow links once there. We learned several new terms. Your blog inspires learing! It is educational! I just thought you should know.

  22. So I was was reading the title of this post and thought it said “fishing”, but I’m drunk so that happens. And I was wondering why anyone would be offended by fishing. But before I went to read the real post, I was trying so hard to see kitty vag or something. Bit since I can’t see straight I decided to just read the other post. Which was about fisting! So now I get it….

    So Not Mom-a-licious’s last blog post..Under Construction Phase 2

  23. That fist bump thing is called “daps”. I give my college students daps all the time. I do NOT fist them. What they do on their own time is their own business.

  24. Kitty want some dead hobo fingers? Jenny’s got a bunch of them stuffed in her sock drawer and I’m sure she’ll spare a few if you really meow nicely.

    Or maybe kitty is worried that she’ll end up being some hobo’s mitten? Hmmmmm…..

    Gretchen’s last blog post..It’s not easy being Mii

  25. Holy shit. I just read your last three entries in a row because I haven’t been checking my feeds regularly, and I kept snorting and giggling and my boyfriend was trying to watch stupid Crusoe and kept pausing it to ask what was so funny (because I guess some serious stuff was going on on the show that wasn’t supposed to be funny and I was totally ruining the moment) so I tried to explain and he just kept looking at me like I was nuts and waited until I stopped laughing to un-pause the t.v.

    Dawn’s last blog post..New Blog Revealed

  26. Hmm, I don’t think the kitty looks cute at all. I thnk it looks delicious.

    Yes I said it. I want to eat your pussy.

    Could use a trim too, maybe a shave?

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