So according to Mashable, “45% of Employers Now Screen Social Media Profiles” and people are totally freaking out about it. Easy solution: Make up a profile for your boss on Facebook. And make him a furry. And update his status with stuff like “You know who I don’t trust? The Koreans”, and “I often dream of blowing up my office building” and “I just had sex with my desk. *UNCOMFORTABLE*.” and then show him his Facebook page and say “Sir, is this you?!” and when he denies it say “Oh. Well, I didn’t think so but I had to check. There’s someone on Facebook and twitter who pretends to be me too but it’s not me either so I totally know what you’re going through”. Bingo. Now you can write anything you want on Facebook and plead total innocence because it’s “not you”. Then go back to your office and update your facebook status with “I think my boss wants to blow up the building” and he’ll be all “I never said that!” and you can be all “Dude. What are you talking about? Oh. That’s just that fake-me replying to that fake-you. It’s probably the same person messing with both of us.” Then blame it on that girl down the hall you never liked. This is win-win, y’all.
PS. You can use this site to make incriminating photos of him for his facebook albums. Or you could obsessively insert your face into all the pictures to make a story about what would happen if you were the President and then get fired for playing on the internet too much. That could happen too. These are the risks you take with social media.
PPS. Someone needs to stop me.
Comment of the day: When you are president I am totally going to tattoo your face on my stomach and I am going to tattoo it on my free pony too. And then I am going to take my free pony and run over Dane Cook. Because Dane Cook has to learn to respect the president. ~ Lance Bass Ruined My Life