This week on my sex column (which is satirical and relatively safe for work if your boss isn’t an asshole):
- I thought I fixed teen pregnancy last week but then it turns out I didn’t scare them enough so I had to go back again this week and fix it even more because your kids are idiots.
This week on the internets:
This week on my mommy blog on the Houston Chronicle:
- My four-year-old guest-blogged. It was frightening.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-write-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome: