Stuff that happened this week


    This week on my sex column (which is satirical and relatively safe for work if your boss isn’t an asshole):

    This week on the internets:

    This week on my mommy blog on the Houston Chronicle:

    This week on shit-I-didn’t-write-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:

    17 thoughts on “Stuff that happened this week

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    1. Oh my . . . will there ever come a day when I have as much going on as you? So much to write, so little time. 🙂

    2. You know that part where your daughter hits that high screech that I thought was funny….my dog didn’t…he ran out of the room.

    3. Thanks so much for the comment! Especially with everything else you have going on.

      True story- last week I was out with a guy, and read your latest conversation with Victor about tattooing a baby and leaving it in the road and I realized… “This guy is boring. I want a guy that I can talk about tattooing babies with.” And I told him we shouldn’t see each other anymore.
      .-= TxtingMrDarcy´s last blog ..What I Learned from “GI Joe” =-.

    4. If you liked “My Self-Esteem” — and you should — you’ll love sex with ducks.

      I mean “Sex with Ducks.” (Punctuation is very important!)


    5. I was doing okay until they got to the ‘Easy Application Wand’. Just as I was sipping my Caribou coffee. Which blew through my nose and now soaks my shirt, keyboard and mousepad.
      .-= lceel´s last blog ..SWNLWTBKASWMBOA =-.

    6. I’m sure everyone has already seen it, but I love this, not for the song, but for Alan Rickman!!

    7. After seeing your daughter’s review of the planetarium, my son said, “I want to MEET her in person!” Apparently, he is now in love. We need to be in the same state.

    8. I love Alan Rickman. I have no idea why, but thank god someone else agrees. I always feel so fucked up thinking about all the dirty things I’d do to Snape in the Slytherin dungeon…we’re supposed to hate him!! But he’s so freakin delicious!

    9. Firstly, the link to Alan Rickman no longer exists. I’m sad. Serves me right for only finding your blog in 2012.
      My OCD is now in pain and I’m starting to hyperventilate.

      Re: My Self Esteem’s Not Low Enough To Date You ;
      Hey, is that the girl who played ‘Nowitzki’ on Big Bang Theory?
      Cool – more inane stuff to look up on YouTube, my night’s all set! (Makes up for the Alan Rickman no-show.)

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