This week on my sex column (which is satirical and relatively safe for work if your boss isn’t an asshole):
This week on the internets:
- The miracle mushroom boobie was featured on many highly respected websites, however the most traffic I think I’ve ever gotten in a single day came from this famous atheist, who I’m pretty sure I converted to Christianity using only a shroobie and biblical stories I accidentally learned on the internet. This is how you do it, bike mormons. I didn’t even have to leave the fucking house.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-write-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
- Watch the translator.
- This is how I end all my phone calls now.
- Sometimes I find kick-ass stuff like this and I want to write about it but I can’t think of anything witty so instead I just email it to my friend at Geekologie and he writes something clever for me. It’s awesome. Except he gets paid for it and I don’t so I guess it’s not really that awesome. But I get the impression he doesn’t get paid much and I think he lives in someone’s basement. So I think basically we both lose. Now I’ve depressed myself.