Life is strange and uncomfortable


    This week on my sex column (which is satirical and relatively safe for work if your boss isn’t an asshole):

    This week on the internets:

    • The miracle mushroom boobie was featured on many highly respected websites, however the most traffic I think I’ve ever gotten in a single day came from this famous atheist, who I’m pretty sure I converted to Christianity using only a shroobie and biblical stories I accidentally learned on the internet.  This is how you do it, bike mormons.  I didn’t even have to leave the fucking house.

    This week on shit-I-didn’t-write-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:

    • Watch the translator.
    • This is how I end all my phone calls now.
    • Sometimes I find kick-ass stuff like this and I want to write about it but I can’t think of anything witty so instead I just email it to my friend at Geekologie and he writes something clever for me.  It’s awesome.  Except he gets paid for it and I don’t so I guess it’s not really that awesome.  But I get the impression he doesn’t get paid much and I think he lives in someone’s basement.  So I think basically we both lose.  Now I’ve depressed myself.

    15 thoughts on “Life is strange and uncomfortable

    Read comments below or add one.

    1. The banner sort of made me think you were eaten by bears. That would have been rather interesting, if sad.

    2. Man, all I did was make up a fake list of things that might kill you (it’s really just a bunch on gibberish in really small print with a few call-outs). I feel like such an underachiever.
      .-= Steve´s last blog ..#83 Risk =-.

    3. I thought it was a boobie mushroom. Because in this case, “boobie” describes the type of mushroom it is, while with “mushroom boobie” the mushroom would be describing the type of booble… which, come to think of it, is pretty ewww…

      .-= Ed T.´s last blog ..Another one bites the dust… =-.

    4. I wondered where I got this shitty tattoo from. And apparently my wife likes Spongebob because my ass says I have “Krabs”.

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