Life is strange and uncomfortable

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    This week on my sex column (which is satirical and relatively safe for work if your boss isn’t an asshole):

    This week on the internets:

    • The miracle mushroom boobie was featured on many highly respected websites, however the most traffic I think I’ve ever gotten in a single day came from this famous atheist, who I’m pretty sure I converted to Christianity using only a shroobie and biblical stories I accidentally learned on the internet.  This is how you do it, bike mormons.  I didn’t even have to leave the fucking house.

    This week on shit-I-didn’t-write-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:

    • Watch the translator.
    • This is how I end all my phone calls now.
    • Sometimes I find kick-ass stuff like this and I want to write about it but I can’t think of anything witty so instead I just email it to my friend at Geekologie and he writes something clever for me.  It’s awesome.  Except he gets paid for it and I don’t so I guess it’s not really that awesome.  But I get the impression he doesn’t get paid much and I think he lives in someone’s basement.  So I think basically we both lose.  Now I’ve depressed myself.

    15 replies. read them below or add one

    1. The banner sort of made me think you were eaten by bears. That would have been rather interesting, if sad.

    2. Man, all I did was make up a fake list of things that might kill you (it’s really just a bunch on gibberish in really small print with a few call-outs). I feel like such an underachiever.
      .-= Steve´s last blog ..#83 Risk =-.

    3. I thought it was a boobie mushroom. Because in this case, “boobie” describes the type of mushroom it is, while with “mushroom boobie” the mushroom would be describing the type of booble… which, come to think of it, is pretty ewww…

      ~EdT.
      .-= Ed T.´s last blog ..Another one bites the dust… =-.

    4. I’m not sure if anything can top the boobie post. We were laughing all the way to bed. Can’t wait to read your new stuff! Happy belated Talk Like A Pirate Day!
      .-= Marisa @ Where’s The Party?´s last blog ..I want to add a disclaimer to this blog. =-.

    5. Oh my god, that translator. I’ve fallen to the floor with laughter and now I can’t get my huge pregnant ass back up. But it was worth it.
      .-= blissfully caffeinated´s last blog ..Stand back while I freak the f%$# out. =-.

    6. I’m gonna go out on a fucked up limb here and say the Sex Translator lady has definitely banged a dragon or annoyed Kodiak bear. Just sayin’.
      .-= Akilah Sakai´s last blog ..Skeletons And Wieners At The Dinner Table =-.

    7. I wondered where I got this shitty tattoo from. And apparently my wife likes Spongebob because my ass says I have “Krabs”.

    8. Geekologie! Fuck yea.

    9. Basically, I have no idea how you write as much as you do. I only manage one blog and sometimes that even gets the best of me.

      I’m bowing down to you. Well, you know in my mind since I’m actually sitting on my couch. It’s the thought that counts right?
      .-= LB @Wait, She Said What?´s last blog ..Cosmo magazine thinks we’re all acrobats or gymnasts and I think they’re freaking nuts! =-.

    10. Look, you are just so full of fun and adventure Jenny that everything you post must be analyzed and examined.

      http://petros-speaks.blogspot.com/2009/09/shameless-hussy-mushroom-cleans-up-her.html

      I’m sure that he was kidding, I think. The end makes me think so, anyways.
      .-= Megan Erwin´s last blog ..On God. =-.

    11. I am acquainted with the poster boy for #9 on your list. He is also really into #8 and # 10 and definately headed for #11. All just warm-ups however for #6.
      .-= Linnnn´s last blog ..Anne Bonny, Pirate Bitch: Misbehavior Understood =-.

    12. Ever interested in improving my marriage, I read your article about cheatin’ husbands. Now I know what to do if he shaves his chest…but what do I do if he shaves his legs?
      .-= Lynn from For Love or Funny´s last blog ..Gettin’ Figgy with It =-.

    13. I just stumbled upon your site and I’m quite happy I did. Adding you to my RSS under a special subheading called “females who actually understand how to write witty, humorous blog posts.”
      .-= Jenny´s last blog ..Three 20-Somethings and a Baby =-.

    14. it’s true, i do live in somebody’s basement. it just so happens to be my mom’s. i’m praying for radon poisoning!
      .-= The Geekologie Writer´s last blog ..The World’s Most Expensive Booze (Bottle) =-.

    15. Thanks! I was wondering WHAT do to with that bucket of pythons!

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