So you know how Google changes up its logo on holidays and historical anniversaries? Like on Halloween they make it look like a ghoul’s dead hand or on Easter they’ll have a bunny hiding in behind it? That’s adorable. But then I saw today’s logo and it looks exactly like what I threw up this weekend. Is it International Vomit Day? Because no one sent me a card.
Updated: Hang on. I looked a little closer and it’s actually a bunch of space ships attacking a small suburban town. We never covered this in history.
PS. Victor just pointed out that we never covered any of the World Wars in class either so I might not be the best judge of what-happened-this-day-in-history. To be honest, we really only learned Texas History in high school and it was taught by a football coach who made us paint football banners during class so I apologize to whatever State this alien tragedy happened in. Unless this happened in Texas. Then I kind of want to burn down my history coach’s house. Unless this happened after high school when I was in college and was too high focused to notice shit like that happening even in my own town. Then I hope that the aliens burned down my History coach’s house. That guy was an asshole. Like, one time I had to make a 6 foot banner “visually interpreting a hawk destroying a blizzard in battle”, which, yes, is fucking impossible. And when I was done my coach just shook his head like he was terribly disappointed with me and he never hung it up during the pep-rallys. And that’s pretty much the entirety of what I learned in my first semester of high school History: Football coaches are shitty teachers, and birds can’t fight blizzards on paper. It’s no wonder there was never enough time to get into WWI.