Bizarre thoughts from author Jenny Lawson – Like Mother Teresa, only better.
It’s like Rattlesnake Round-up except instead of rattlesnakes it’s blog posts. Also, Victor just pointed out that some States don’t even *have* Rattlesnake Round-up and won’t get the reference. Basically, one day a year everyone goes out and rounds up all the stray rattlesnakes. Pretty self-explanatory. I can only assume that States that don’t do Rattlesnake Round-ups are overrun with snakes. This is why I never leave Texas.