Once again, I’m 2 weeks late on my list of shit-I-did-this-week-when-I-wasn’t-here. I know. I don’t know what’s wrong with me either.
This week on my sex column (which is satirical and vaguely safe for work if your boss isn’t a douche-canoe):
This week on Good Mom/Bad Mom on the Houston Chronicle:
This week on the internets:
- I sent the Old Spice guy an open letter about Homer Simpson’s head being on his stomach.
- I finally made it onto Wikipedia. Under the category of “controversy”. None of this should be surprising, really. (Updated: If the link doesn’t work for you then right-click and select “open in a new window”. Apparently apture is vainly trying to protect my reputation.)
- I took pictures of my new neighborhood.
- He’s really blossomed since leaving home.
- And then that happened.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome: