When I do my weekly wrap-up of shit-I-did-when-I-wasn’t-here it’s usually 3 weeks late, but this week it’s actually a day early. This is one of the things you get when you start taking your ADD meds on a regular basis. You also have to buy everyone new toothbrushes because you ruined every toothbrush in the house by meticulously scrubbing the grout-lines in all the the bathrooms at 3 o’clock in the morning because you could hear the mildew growing. In related news, I might not be the best candidate for ADD meds. But my God my showers are spotless.
What you missed on Good Mom/Bad Mom on the Houston Chronicle:
- The majority of my readers all still think stuffed animals are real and will cut you if you imply otherwise.
What you missed on my sex column (which is satirical and vaguely safe for work if your boss isn’t a complete douche-canoe):
What you missed in my shop (tentatively named “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- Nothing really. But I did find out that one person in almost every State now owns one of these and it gives me hope for humanity.
What you missed on the internets:
- I yelled at Stephen King on twitter for being more productive than me. He didn’t respond because he’s not on twitter. Which is probably why he’s so much more productive than me. What. an. asshole.
This week on Shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
This week’s wrap-up sponsored by my friend Nidhi, who didn’t technically sponsor this post at all but she did make me the kick-ass new shit-I-did-this-week graphic when she realized that I’ve been using the same one for months and that’s kind of even better than sponsoring a post. She’s fucking amazing and you should check her out her prints right here. They’re whimsical and lovely.