Yesterday I went to a thrift store and I saw an old hand-embroidered tablecloth and I thought, Does that say “GOOD LUCK SATAN”?
It actually says “GOOD LUCK ON SATURN”. Which makes…slightly more sense?
Then I unfolded it and realized it says: “GOOD LUCK on SATURDAY”. Which is honestly sort of a let-down after all of that. Personally I preferred “GOOD LUCK on SATURN” because the embroidered cat looks all kinds of pissed off, like she’d stab you if she got a chance, but she’d settle for just shipping you off to Saturn. And she made you a hot, poisoned pie to keep you warm because Saturn is all icy and cold.