Robot tigers or Robobcats? I’m leaning toward the latter simply because they’d be easier to put in your carry-on luggage.

Victor:  One day I’m going to finish my robot tigers and we will rule the world. me: It’d be easier if you just took over the world with real tigers. Victor:  Robot tigers are scarier than real tigers. me:  No.  Real tigers are scarier because they’re unpredictable. Victor: My robot tigers have a random setting.Continue reading “Robot tigers or Robobcats? I’m leaning toward the latter simply because they’d be easier to put in your carry-on luggage.”

God and Jesus. It’s like when your parents get on Facebook.

On the way home from our vacation/hospital-stay, Victor and I ended up traveling with a very well-meaning man who wouldn’t stop talking about how God put me in the hospital on purpose because apparently He hates me. Stranger: Well, God doesn’t close a door without opening a window. Victor:  Well that explains why our electricContinue reading “God and Jesus. It’s like when your parents get on Facebook.”

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