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No one makes cards for this. But they should.

Conversation I just had with Victor: Victor: What the hell are you doing? me: I’m watching Scandinavian horror movies. Victor: I see that. Don’t you have work to do? me: Um…this is awkward. It’s National Mental Illness Week? I’m guessing this means you forgot to get me a card. Victor: What the hell is wrongContinue reading “No one makes cards for this. But they should.”

It’s been a very long two weeks. Get prepared.

I’ve been traveling a lot for the last two weeks and so I’m tempted to do what I usually do and just forget to post any of it, but instead I’m going to hit the major points of the last few weeks as copied directly from my journals, twitter and shit I wrote on theContinue reading “It’s been a very long two weeks. Get prepared.”

Would you like to buy a monkey?

Last weekend at a thrift shop I found a small, stuffed monkey, which seemed to have some sort of snout leprosy and would probably murder us in our sleep. I named him “Copernicus”. I immediately picked the monkey up and turned to Victor with wide eyes, as I struggled to keep my voice down toContinue reading “Would you like to buy a monkey?”

Psychiatrists are not to be trusted

Conversation with Victor after I came home from my appointment with my shrink. Victor: So what’d your doctor say? me: The usual. Still crazy. Victor: Well, at least you’re stable. me: She gave me something to kill the insomnia. Ro-something? I can’t remember what it’s called but it’s supposed to just knock you out completely.Continue reading “Psychiatrists are not to be trusted”

I think I just became a professional scientist. A dangerously unqualified one.

Yesterday I got an email from Scientific American magazine asking if I would be interested in submitting some ideas for science experiments for children. And I was all, OF COURSE I WOULD. After all, this is the same prestigious magazine that Einstein once contributed to. My actual response: Have you considered experiments regarding the properContinue reading “I think I just became a professional scientist. A dangerously unqualified one.”

I just paid to have someone beat me up

I just had my first ever Swedish massage and it was awesome, except for the parts when I thought I was going to be murdered. Halfway through the guy told me to “smell” I was all “What?” and I opened my eyes and his hands were over my face like he was just about toContinue reading “I just paid to have someone beat me up”