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My cat has terrible handwriting

Victor: I’m afraid to even ask this, but why do you have a reminder on the calendar to “set up an apartment for the cat“? me: What? That doesn’t sound like something I’d do. Victor: Actually, it sounds exactly like something you’d do. me: Why would I set the cat up with an apartment? That’sContinue reading “My cat has terrible handwriting”

I think I need some vampire blood for my cat.

Conversation I had with Victor about our ancient cat, who I’ve had for almost my entire adult life, and who I suspect might be immortal: me: There’s something on Posey’s leg. Victor: Hmm. Is it Posey’s foot? me: It’s not a trick question. It sort of looks like he’s trying to grow an extra toe.Continue reading “I think I need some vampire blood for my cat.”

I swear, I don’t usually post about my cat this much

Ferris Mewler is back from the animal hospital today, after losing both his claws (it was medically necessary. Stop judging me) and his testicles (for cosmetic reasons. Kidding.). He’ll be in a hard collar for the rest of the week, much to the amusement of the other cats, whom he has mercilessly terrorized and bulliedContinue reading “I swear, I don’t usually post about my cat this much”

UPDATED: The trials and tribulations of Ferris Mewler (self-proclaimed “Fabio of Cats”)

Obligatory pictures of my cat: Ferris Mewler: “I am trying to seduce you. Is it working?” me: “No. It’s not working. Because I’m married. And you’re a *cat*.” Ferris Mewler: “You’ll come around eventually. I’m like a damn Adonis.” me: “Please stop this. You’re making us all uncomfortable.” Ferris Mewler: “I am the Eric NorthmanContinue reading “UPDATED: The trials and tribulations of Ferris Mewler (self-proclaimed “Fabio of Cats”)”

Psychiatrists are not to be trusted

Conversation with Victor after I came home from my appointment with my shrink. Victor: So what’d your doctor say? me: The usual. Still crazy. Victor: Well, at least you’re stable. me: She gave me something to kill the insomnia. Ro-something? I can’t remember what it’s called but it’s supposed to just knock you out completely.Continue reading “Psychiatrists are not to be trusted”

I’m looking for a cat named “Bob Barker”.

So Hailey wanted a dog for Christmas but we’re not responsible enough for one so instead we started looking at hedgehogs because THEY’RE ADORABLE but I went on twitter and people were like “hedgehogs will eat your eyelids while you sleep and if you squeeze them their intestines will fall out” so instead we decidedContinue reading “I’m looking for a cat named “Bob Barker”.”